Topic: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

what about Jammy Dodgers

No need to swear mate,this is a family forum. I know they are a lucky team but can you cut the language out please

Have some respect

[Anthony]

If I was Ole and it's true he's lost the dressing room,the first thing I'd look at doin is bringing the fun back into training. I'd hire a bouncy castle,get a clown who can do balloon animals and then get a few trestle tables,some nice covers with spider man on,or Cartoon characters like Foghorn Leghorn,Marvin the Martian and Crazylegs Crane and fill it with Jellies and ice cream,some cheese sarnies cut into lil triangles,cocktail sausages,vol au vaunts with prawn cocktail,some cheese with pineapple and some of them lovely lil cadburys mini rolls with the jam in the middle,Oooh....and then,have Black Lace,Showaddywaddy and the Grumbleweeds performing the music.


He'll be their best mate again.Don't understand why more managers who lose the dressing room don't do this

And what's wrong with the Barron Knights??

Still, at least they should have a guy with a Red Nose hanging around somewhere...

[Anthony]

Joking aside, even the Owl Faced Twat has more idea how to set a team up than Ole

Unlikely, but by the time we play United Hodgson could be our closest competition...

[Ozzie Red]

Maybe he just wants us beating them to be the final straw for them, worried he won't be there by then doesn't automatically imply fear of a replacement.

Allegri?

[PaulF]

Unlikely, but by the time we play United Hodgson could be our closest competition...

Has the world gone mad?

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

That's one way to get Luke Shaw back in training again

Fattist

[Ziltoid]

No need to swear mate,this is a family forum. I know they are a lucky team but can you cut the language out please

Have some respect

 

[Alan_X]

Listening to UWS podcast (it's a good podcast - Steve Armstrong and Andy Mitten in particular are brilliant). They're in a real dark place, and they don't have the benefit of financial distress.

Fergie did this by fighting McManus and Magnier over the stud rights for Rock of Gibralter in 2003.

Thanks the the tip. Just listened to UWS and they are in a dark place as you say. Epitomised by the lad saying they might beat us 3-0 and the rest of them just scoffing at the idea. They know they are shit at the moment. The upside for us is they are still backing Ole.

[Mark Walters]

If I was Ole and it's true he's lost the dressing room,the first thing I'd look at doin is bringing the fun back into training. I'd hire a bouncy castle,get a clown who can do balloon animals and then get a few trestle tables,some nice covers with spider man on,or Cartoon characters like Foghorn Leghorn,Marvin the Martian and Crazylegs Crane and fill it with Jellies and ice cream,some cheese sarnies cut into lil triangles,cocktail sausages,vol au vaunts with prawn cocktail,some cheese with pineapple and some of them lovely lil cadburys mini rolls with the jam in the middle,Oooh....and then,have Black Lace,Showaddywaddy and the Grumbleweeds performing the music.


He'll be their best mate again.Don't understand why more managers who lose the dressing room don't do this

To be fair, he wouldn't need to look too far to find clowns at OT. I wonder if Woodwoodward is any good with balloons!?

[kennedy81]

This is hilarious.

UNITED'S NEXT MOVE POCH? Duncan Castles Interview!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhrrtgyTae4

Mourinho's pet hack spends the hour making excuses for Mourinho and slaughtering Solskjaer.
I watched half of it last night before I dozed off.

Main points:

Fergie wanted Mourinho as his successor. Abrahmovic got wind of it and went for Jose. Jose decided to accept the Chelsea job to prove to Roman that he was wrong to sack him in his first spell, and that he could win them the CL.
So Fergie then had to make do with asking Moyeseh. 

It wasn't Jose's fault that it went tits up at Utd, and he is a genius for getting them to second. 

Solskjaer is a hopeless manager who shouldn't be let near a club like Utd. The spate of player injuries are all his fault. His tactics belong back in the 90s. (to be fair, he's not wrong  ).

It's comedy gold. Jose will be pissing himself watching it.

[royhendo]

just think their decline started over horse spunk

Do you know, at the time I used to watch games in Brussels with a Man Utd season ticket holder who sold stud covers for Magnier on the continent. He saw it coming, as it were.

Billy McPhee he was called.

[royhendo]

I got that! I got that!

[Ziltoid]

https://twitter.com/richardajkeys/status/1181214539154636800

It’s an unexpected sack race - his blog

You don't need to read his blog but the comment below had me in stitches

"Speaking of sacks... Was it a race to empty yours with ya daughters best mate?"

[Phil M]

Ole Gunnar Nostaljaer

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/oct/08/david-squires-on-premier-league-managers

[kennedy81]

https://twitter.com/richardajkeys/status/1181214539154636800

It’s an unexpected sack race - his blog

You don't need to read his blog but the comment below had me in stitches

"Speaking of sacks... Was it a race to empty yours with ya daughters best mate?"

[Ziltoid]

Ole Gunnar Nostaljaer

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/oct/08/david-squires-on-premier-league-managers

Brilliant again, the Sports Direct mug on the trophy cabinet

[Studgotelli]

Interesting article on the Beeb about these.

Whilst we kinda already know this, Olly’s hands are tied somewhat by the ineptitude above him. Yes he’s also completely out of his depth but the club itself seems to be a right mess from top down.

A good manager would maybe paper over the cracks but their senior management are piss poor which explains why since Moyes they’ve been utter shite.

Long may it continue.

[JC the Messiah]

That's one way to get Luke Shaw back in training again

Fattist

He certainly is.

[Crosby Nick]

https://twitter.com/richardajkeys/status/1181214539154636800

It’s an unexpected sack race - his blog

You don't need to read his blog but the comment below had me in stitches

"Speaking of sacks... Was it a race to empty yours with ya daughters best mate?"

Oof!

[Bend It Like Aurelio]

Ole Gunnar Nostaljaer

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/oct/08/david-squires-on-premier-league-managers

“That Norwegian man with the pager is going to get the sack now, isn’t he, Seany?”

[12C]

Brilliant again, the Sports Direct mug on the trophy cabinet

“Can I have a Callipo”

[tonysleft]

Ole clearly not the guy but this squad is abysmal. Pereira, Lingard, Mata, Fred, Matic, Rojo, Young all way way too poor to even play in this league anymore. The results are not surprising after the injuries to our few torch carriers

[Phil M]

Ole clearly not the guy but this squad is abysmal.

Remind us how much that squad cost to assemble please mate?

[Macphisto80]

Remind us how much that squad cost to assemble please mate?

Yeah, hard to have any sympathy when they cry about squad quality when their squad cost the GDP of a small country. Back when we were in an almost, but not quiet, as bad a situation as them, we'd a manager who was being undermined at every decision he took, two scumbag owners, who was obvious were trying to swindle us, a manager who had to wheel and deal, buy to sell, and pick up bargain basement bargains and free transfers from wherever with literal administration of the club looming over. He then gets sacked and a clown shoes gets brought in. Good times. The difference is, our fans took action and sorted it. Theirs can't be bothered supporting them anymore.

[Lynndenberries]

Ole clearly not the guy but this squad is abysmal. Pereira, Lingard, Mata, Fred, Matic, Rojo, Young all way way too poor to even play in this league anymore. The results are not surprising after the injuries to our few torch carriers

Doesn't he deserve some of the blame for that? Correct me if I'm wrong, but he ostracized Lukaku and Sanchez, so he could start Martial, Rashford, and James while promoting youth, who don't seem ready to play consistent minutes at this point.

Lukaku certainly has his limitations, but he has proved at basically every level that he can score goals. Even Sanchez has proved he still has something left to offer so far this season.

[FiSh77]

Yeah, hard to have any sympathy when they cry about squad quality when their squad cost the GDP of a small country. Back when we were in an almost, but not quiet, as bad a situation as them, we'd a manager who was being undermined at every decision he took, two scumbag owners, who was obvious were trying to swindle us, a manager who had to wheel and deal, buy to sell, and pick up bargain basement bargains and free transfers from wherever with literal administration of the club looming over. He then gets sacked and a clown shoes gets brought in. Good times. The difference is, our fans took action and sorted it. Theirs can't be bothered supporting them anymore.

To be fair their fans take part in the green and gold protests

Usually wearing a green and gold scarf bought from club store

[please, I have my reasons for it but...]

[FiSh77]

Do they have a current physio who's mrs is called Mary Brown?

[4pool]

So in that 9th League match in 73/74... it finished.

Man Utd 0-0 Liverpool

[please, I have my reasons for it but...]

This is hilarious.

Mourinho's pet hack spends the hour making excuses for Mourinho and slaughtering Solskjaer.
I watched half of it last night before I dozed off.

Main points:

Fergie wanted Mourinho as his successor. Abrahmovic got wind of it and went for Jose. Jose decided to accept the Chelsea job to prove to Roman that he was wrong to sack him in his first spell, and that he could win them the CL.
So Fergie then had to make do with asking Moyeseh. 

It wasn't Jose's fault that it went tits up at Utd, and he is a genius for getting them to second. 

Solskjaer is a hopeless manager who shouldn't be let near a club like Utd. The spate of player injuries are all his fault. His tactics belong back in the 90s. (to be fair, he's not wrong  ).

It's comedy gold. Jose will be pissing himself watching it.

I am still amazed that they didn't even consider Carlo Ancelotti for the job at a time when he was begging either them or Madrid to take him out of PSG.

[tonysleft]

Doesn't he deserve some of the blame for that? Correct me if I'm wrong, but he ostracized Lukaku and Sanchez, so he could start Martial, Rashford, and James while promoting youth, who don't seem ready to play consistent minutes at this point.

Lukaku certainly has his limitations, but he has proved at basically every level that he can score goals. Even Sanchez has proved he still has something left to offer so far this season.

I think he was right to cut those two, because they were acting the c*nt and wanted out, in addition to being nowhere near worth their wages. We'd be better off with them in the current squad but would be suffering in other ways. I just blame the board for not signing more players for what everyone could see was a paper thin squad.

[Yorkykopite]

They went down with Norwich and Southampton.

Just sayin'.

[FiSh77]

They went down with Norwich and Southampton.

Just sayin'.

*twitches

[S]

Their hatred of Woodward is so unjustified. He has provided each manager with ridiculous money. Now the likes of Neville are complaining that he needs to back Solksjaer more in the transfer market.

90 million for Pogba, 75 million for Lukaku, 60 million for Di Maria, 47 million for Fred, 40 million for Matic, around 35 million for Mata, Martial and Lindelof.

And have the funds dried up? Not judging by the summer they just had.

80 million for Maguire and 50 million for Wan Bissaka.

[Bobinhood]

that 4.7 million for Fred,what a waste of money...., excuse me, what? I've been handed a note here....haha obviously someone just having a laff never mind.... as i was saying biggest waste of 5 mill could have painted the whole stadium redrawn the parking spots put in a cheese room even. shocking.

[newterp]

that 4.7 million for Fred,what a waste of money...., excuse me, what? I've been handed a note here....haha obviously someone just having a laff never mind.... as i was saying biggest waste of 5 mill could have painted the whole stadium redrawn the parking spots put in a cheese room even. shocking.

I see what you did there.

[Red-Soldier]

They've just announced record revenues, so they are clearly getting the off-field stuff right.

Hopefully, they continue to fuck up the football side 

[tubby]

Their hatred of Woodward is so unjustified. He has provided each manager with ridiculous money. Now the likes of Neville are complaining that he needs to back Solksjaer more in the transfer market.

90 million for Pogba, 75 million for Lukaku, 60 million for Di Maria, 47 million for Fred, 40 million for Matic, around 35 million for Mata, Martial and Lindelof.

And have the funds dried up? Not judging by the summer they just had.

80 million for Maguire and 50 million for Wan Bissaka.

Think the argument is more that Woodward should be backing the managers by signing the players they want instead of the young or more marketable players he's interested in.  It's tricky, though, Mourinho wanted older players who would've done well for him for a couple of years but then would've needed replacing, so there's a real balancing act here and they're really messing it up.

[The Naby Keita fan club]

Ole clearly not the guy but this squad is abysmal. Pereira, Lingard, Mata, Fred, Matic, Rojo, Young all way way too poor to even play in this league anymore. The results are not surprising after the injuries to our few torch carriers

I like Rojo to be honest. He at least gives everything, and is not a pussy like most of others. They wont fancy going hard against Burney cloggers. Incompetent Woodward is to blame for shockingly unbalanced squad. Im sorry for Solskjaer, not good enough to turn this damaged oiler around. But nobody would at this stage, you could be last bottom after game week 11..

Instal CarrickCaretaker and my 1000/1 todays bet on United to go down is very likely.

There is like 40/1 - 80/1 odds scale mancs are going under, my local bookie fell asleep still takes 1000/1!!!
Any punter interested to lump a dollar on Utd to get relegated:

https://www.ifortuna.sk/stavkovanie/futbal/1-anglicko-celk-um-
Reliable bookie, quick registration, then wait until May:) If they lose the next couple of games - some drubbing vs LFC as well - you will be offered quick buck anytime. From 1000/1 to 5/1. Its on.

[rob1966]

Do they have a current physio who's mrs is called Mary Brown?

Who's up Mrs Brown, Whos up Mrs Brown