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Leicester and Man City to win and GG was 14/1 boosted on William Hill last night. Bottled it fresh after winning a decent amount on Garcia fight  ::)

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Derrick Henry's 3rd touchdown being ruled out on Monday night cost me £1700 or so. Fucking ridiculous penalty call.

Is this the right kind of crying about a bet thread?

Edit - posted about it at the time. I'm Definitely not still bitter.
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Brighton. Fucking wankers
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Had a £10 both score no draw double

Cashed out on 77 minutes as 1 of them was 0-0. It was the most brainless thing I have ever done in my betting life because the cash out was a £1.12. At that stage, just let it run right?

The bet comes in on 97 minutes. Would have been up £97 from a £10 bet ::)
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in a game like last nights its always worth looking at booking points

i went too for ages after the Di Maria red, in particular because PSG (especially Veratti) were throwing the head.

PP wouldnt allow a bet on a specific player, or team booking points so i had to go into minute by minute betting

was about 12/5 for a card between 85 and 89.59 minutes.

always worth a look.
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Had Satoshi Kodaira to finish Top 10 in the golf over the weekend.  £5ew at 660.0

He was in the top 10 all day yesterday and just needed to par the last 2 holes.  Even a bogey would still of got us a nice place pay-out.

Stuck it in the water on 17 and scored a double

Finished 11th.  Was halves with my mate but we still would have got £300 each just for a place.

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You think that's bad...etc.  See the attached.

I'd have won over 9 grand off a fiver stake if Angers had managed a draw the other night. (Lille won 2-1 thanks to a penalty)

I was able to hedge it to an extent to make some money but obviously not the big pot that could have been.

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It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Unlucky as fuck that Phil.
Linfield could've fucked it too but they got the point they needed last night against Coleraine. According to reports Coleraine battered them but couldn't get a winner. Would've taken it to the final game of which Linfield are away at Cliftonville. We'd have loved nothing more than denying them the league on the last day  ;D
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Unlucky as fuck that Phil.
Linfield could've fucked it too but they got the point they needed last night against Coleraine. According to reports Coleraine battered them but couldn't get a winner. Would've taken it to the final game of which Linfield are away at Cliftonville. We'd have loved nothing more than denying them the league on the last day  ;D

Such is betting life mate. :)
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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You think that's bad...etc.  See the attached.

I'd have won over 9 grand off a fiver stake if Angers had managed a draw the other night. (Lille won 2-1 thanks to a penalty)

I was able to hedge it to an extend to make some money but obviously not the big pot that could have been.
Jeez! Superb betting all the same.

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Jeez! Superb betting all the same.

Only superb if it wins mate. ;D

Fucking PSG the useless pricks.  (On the other hand I was genuinely made up for Lille to win the title though, fuck the oil clubs!)
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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FFS, only a fiver on it but had a bet on Italy win, +2.5 goals, 5+ Italy corners and 20+ booking points for Turkey @4/1. There was 3 minutes left so i cashed in like a numpty for £1.40, only for 2 yellows in the final few minutes.   :no

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1 corner off a 100/1 bet in the Wales game.

Had both teams getting 8+ corners. It was a good game so im not too pissed

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Ukraine missing a penalty sank two bets. Cheers lads  :(

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Had Spain to top the group and Sweden to finish 2nd. Wasn't too hopeful before the final games but when Poland made it 2-2, the bet seemed to have come in. Then f****** Sweden go and get a goal after 93 minutes to fuck it all up.  :no

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Using Bet365 odds of 22/1 at the start of each game.

If you put £20 on the first goal method to be an own goal, then £20 on the next goal to be an own goal after every goal has been scored (excluding goals scored after 75th minute), you would be in profit of £1280.

I assume as the game gets later, the odds would increase, so possibly a bit more than that. Doesn't include the 2 8pm games last night, but even if it did, that's still over a grand profit.
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Had Spain to top the group and Sweden to finish 2nd. Wasn't too hopeful before the final games but when Poland made it 2-2, the bet seemed to have come in. Then f****** Sweden go and get a goal after 93 minutes to fuck it all up.  :no

Same. Got the other five groups right, just that one let me down.

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Lovely stuff

Chatting to my mate at work about the Tour de France and he mentioned a handy young Belgian Sprinter called Tim Merlier who also won a stage of the Giro De Italia.

Had a quick tenner on him to win todays flat sprint stage at 11/1

Get in :)

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Using Bet365 odds of 22/1 at the start of each game.

If you put £20 on the first goal method to be an own goal, then £20 on the next goal to be an own goal after every goal has been scored (excluding goals scored after 75th minute), you would be in profit of £1280.

I assume as the game gets later, the odds would increase, so possibly a bit more than that. Doesn't include the 2 8pm games last night, but even if it did, that's still over a grand profit.

There's another
Craig Burnley V West Ham - WEST HAM WIN - INCORRECT

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🤯 Four Betfair punters backed the DOUBLE on both of today's #EURO2020 matches to finish 3-3.

🤑 One player bet €2 and won €18K https://t.co/fT14w1Wb3d
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🤯 Four Betfair punters backed the DOUBLE on both of today's #EURO2020 matches to finish 3-3.

🤑 One player bet €2 and won €18K https://t.co/fT14w1Wb3d

Fcking hell !

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Seen a few screenshots

One person had 50p on the double and cashed out for 14p.
Same screenshot shows £1.07 stake on the Spain game, cashed out for 52p.

Another with Ladbrokes £4 stake for £68644 return. Cashout after Spain game £249.95. Hope the poor fucker let it run.
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Had argentina win, btts, argentina most corners and colombia most cards.

Pissed

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Re: The ifitahadnttabeenforthe, woe is me, aftertiming,semi-timing betting thread!
« Reply #704 on: September 28, 2021, 09:50:10 pm »
Clicked on Sheriff at 22/1 but bottled it and did GG instead ::)

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have a 3 fold  GG with just Malmo left. Tempted to cash out but for my sins I'm not a cash out guy. I'll just come back and moan when it doesnt come in

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It was a free bet so not really complaining but I just did a 4 fold of BTTS and match result. Only 1 leg one won, but BTTS came in for all 4.  Sticking strictly to BTTS from here on out

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3 fold GG let down by the home side. I cant tell you how much 0-2 upsets me as opposed to 2-0. Bastards

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Newcastle
Villa
Watford
Norwich
Wolves

All win

 fourfold(5bets) £50 returned £1232  :o  :wave  8)  ;D

If Newcastle won 5k returns  :shocked :shocked
who are you to judge the life i live?
i know im not perfect-and i dont live to be,
but before you start pointing fingers make
sure your hands are clean!.

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Cracking bet that, well in  :champ
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Newcastle
Villa
Watford
Norwich
Wolves

All win

 fourfold(5bets) £50 returned £1232  :o  :wave  8)  ;D

If Newcastle won 5k returns  :shocked :shocked
Fair play! Well done.

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Cracking bet that, well in  :champ
Fair play! Well done.

Cheers lads. Needed it.🙌💪
Long overdue 😁
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Had an acca on tonight’s footy, overs mostly but threw under 3.5 in Porto in as Madrid are so boring. The others all came in and Madrid was 0-1 in the 90th min.  :no Luck is awful lately.  :butt

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Had an acca on tonight’s footy, overs mostly but threw under 3.5 in Porto in as Madrid are so boring. The others all came in and Madrid was 0-1 in the 90th min.  :no Luck is awful lately.  :butt
jesus christ thats desperate
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jesus christ thats desperate

I know…it was only a fiver but it would have paid £270.  :butt

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Had an acca on tonight’s footy, overs mostly but threw under 3.5 in Porto in as Madrid are so boring. The others all came in and Madrid was 0-1 in the 90th min.  :no Luck is awful lately.  :butt

Absolutely brutal. Sorry. Im guessing that was the shortest odds as well

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It was 14 matches O1.5 and the Porto U3.5. Thought my luck had changed when Sheriff scored in the 93rd min. Then saw Madrid score twice in 2 mins and Porto get a last kick penalty. Lol

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One goal away from the Dutch flush.

110/1
He who sees himself in all beings and all beings in himself loses all fear.

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They had ten shots on target and eight off .
He who sees himself in all beings and all beings in himself loses all fear.

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Had a treble on the boxing that flopped on last leg
 Imagine my surprise when it paid out. Obviously took the money with the quickness and now my balance is in minus. Have an outstanding liverpool to win league bet. Can these guys send the baillifs round? Its Hills