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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7800 on: May 24, 2021, 06:44:13 pm »
Spurs away


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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7801 on: May 24, 2021, 06:51:01 pm »
Spurs away



That is taking the fucking piss that. Sure they used to sell those in Fat Willys Surf Shack ;D
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7802 on: May 24, 2021, 07:14:58 pm »
Spurs away



Better than their home kit

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7803 on: May 24, 2021, 07:17:47 pm »
That is taking the fucking piss that. Sure they used to sell those in Fat Willys Surf Shack ;D

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7804 on: May 24, 2021, 09:17:18 pm »
Spurs away



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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7805 on: May 24, 2021, 09:27:26 pm »
That is taking the fucking piss that. Sure they used to sell those in Fat Willys Surf Shack ;D

is that a Grateful Dead collaboration or what the hell?

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7806 on: May 24, 2021, 09:40:12 pm »
is that a Grateful Dead collaboration or what the hell?

Surf shop in the UK



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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7807 on: May 24, 2021, 09:43:11 pm »
Surf shop in the UK





my apologies, I realized I misquoted you ;D I meant to quote the original pic of that awful shirt.

still, I learnt something new. And I wish my eyes hadn't seen that ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7808 on: May 25, 2021, 04:14:07 am »
New Spurs home kit.


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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7809 on: May 25, 2021, 11:36:45 am »
Bayern Munchen Away 21/22






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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7810 on: May 25, 2021, 11:47:06 am »
You’re hard pressed to find a Bayern kit that isn’t at least a solid 8/10.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7811 on: May 25, 2021, 11:49:40 am »
That Bayern shirt is really nice.

Will wait to see what number Gini get's before buying.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7812 on: May 25, 2021, 12:02:11 pm »
Bayern Munchen Away 21/22







Might have been the chavvy gold chain used on the Adidas official pics, but that ^^^ just crosses the line into gaudy for my liking.

Not a patch on this simple classic...

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7813 on: May 25, 2021, 04:48:54 pm »
That Bayern shirt is like a 60 grand car.  Immaculate.

That Spurs away?  No fucking wonder Kane wants out!
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7814 on: May 25, 2021, 11:14:54 pm »
Spurs away


On a purely practical kit clash note..
As it seems to contain every colour under the sun, won't this clash with like 75% of other teams shirts  ;D

Or maybe cos it's so mental it will clash with none!

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7815 on: May 26, 2021, 12:32:16 am »
Bayern Munchen Away 21/22







That is an absolute stunner.

Take away the dots that turn it into quarters, and it's perfect.

Sleek, superb colour contrast, simple and effortlessly cool.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7816 on: May 26, 2021, 12:37:06 am »
Not a patch on this simple classic...



That was lovely too but, for me the collar and the panelling high up on the chest/collar bone let it down.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7817 on: May 26, 2021, 01:25:39 am »
Speaking of which, I saw these side-by-side yesterday - United's look on the same day hasn't aged well.

https://twitter.com/christotaylo/status/1392063438986399745


The whole narrative around those suits is total nonsense.

1 - They are nowhere near as bad as made out. They actually fit for starters, United’s don’t.
2 - The idea Ferguson turned to Brian Kidd and said “1-0” when he first saw them is ridiculous. Clearly an anecdote he fabricated after they won and the suits started getting ridiculed.
3 - Most importantly, the whole story only exists because we lost. They’re used as some sort of omen that we were going to be terrible that day. Had we won? Everyone would be calling it a stroke of genius, saying it showed how confident we were. That narrative, like the one that persists, would also be bullshit.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7818 on: May 26, 2021, 03:06:41 am »
^
I have to agree with all of that.

United's suits were terrible. Ugly and badly fitted. Ours were far better, but in an awful (for a suit) colour.

The narratives were definitely set after the game/result, not before.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7819 on: May 26, 2021, 03:35:43 am »
I made my Communion in a suit exactly like that. Same tie and everything. Ours, not the funeral home director ones they came out in. Fucking hell, those are shocking. Then again, it suited Gary and Phil, the Lurch Addams looking c*nts.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7820 on: May 26, 2021, 08:22:56 am »
I made my Communion in a suit exactly like that. Same tie and everything. Ours, not the funeral home director ones they came out in. Fucking hell, those are shocking. Then again, it suited Gary and Phil, the Lurch Addams looking c*nts.
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This - the revisionist United/media shite about the ‘white suit final’ has always annoyed me. That and the Spice Boys nickname, particularly as it wasn’t one of ours that was sullying themselves with one.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7821 on: May 26, 2021, 08:31:43 am »
The whole narrative around those suits is total nonsense.

1 - They are nowhere near as bad as made out. They actually fit for starters, United’s don’t.
2 - The idea Ferguson turned to Brian Kidd and said “1-0” when he first saw them is ridiculous. Clearly an anecdote he fabricated after they won and the suits started getting ridiculed.
3 - Most importantly, the whole story only exists because we lost. They’re used as some sort of omen that we were going to be terrible that day. Had we won? Everyone would be calling it a stroke of genius, saying it showed how confident we were. That narrative, like the one that persists, would also be bullshit.
Completely agree. United’s players look like kids trying their dad’s suits on.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7822 on: May 26, 2021, 09:31:59 am »
Y'all are missing the point.

Is that Diego Maradona warming up being Jamie Redknapp?

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7823 on: May 26, 2021, 08:36:37 pm »
Wow those United suits are HORRENDOUS! Not enough is made of that, did they try them on before hand and say yeah that’ll do. Ours look stunning in comparison.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7824 on: May 26, 2021, 11:06:04 pm »
Bayern Munchen Away 21/22



I like that they've included a salute to tiny Philipp Lahm on there... ;D

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7825 on: May 26, 2021, 11:49:30 pm »
The whole narrative around those suits is total nonsense.

1 - They are nowhere near as bad as made out. They actually fit for starters, United’s don’t.
2 - The idea Ferguson turned to Brian Kidd and said “1-0” when he first saw them is ridiculous. Clearly an anecdote he fabricated after they won and the suits started getting ridiculed.
3 - Most importantly, the whole story only exists because we lost. They’re used as some sort of omen that we were going to be terrible that day. Had we won? Everyone would be calling it a stroke of genius, saying it showed how confident we were. That narrative, like the one that persists, would also be bullshit.

I once did a tongue n cheek mock-up based on those suits. And tbf, many of our kits have been worse.


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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7826 on: May 27, 2021, 01:21:13 am »
The whole narrative around those suits is total nonsense.

1 - They are nowhere near as bad as made out. They actually fit for starters, United’s don’t.
2 - The idea Ferguson turned to Brian Kidd and said “1-0” when he first saw them is ridiculous. Clearly an anecdote he fabricated after they won and the suits started getting ridiculed.
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The only reason why we wore those white suits, was David James had a modelling deal with Armani, so he thought be great idea for the team to get suits fitted out by Armani for the cup final, however when the players were fitted out for the suits, there was only 2 colours available, either blue or in white, no way were we going to were blue suits, so we went with the white suits instead.


 The narrative since is convenient as we lost, be totally different had we won.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7827 on: May 27, 2021, 11:26:46 am »
The only reason why we wore those white suits, was David James had a modelling deal with Armani, so he thought be great idea for the team to get suits fitted out by Armani for the cup final, however when the players were fitted out for the suits, there was only 2 colours available, either blue or in white, no way were we going to were blue suits, so we went with the white suits instead.


 The narrative since is convenient as we lost, be totally different had we won.

Folwer has said they didn't know they were white until they opened the bags and by then it was too late to change them.
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7828 on: May 27, 2021, 01:04:02 pm »
Southampton's new Hummel kit. I'd prefer stripes on the back too.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7829 on: May 27, 2021, 07:58:40 pm »
Think I would too, and I'm not too keen on the collar.  Still, I quite like it.  Certainly compared to a lot of the new kits.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7830 on: May 27, 2021, 08:36:54 pm »
Does it look a bit like the Travelator from Gladiators?

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7831 on: May 28, 2021, 12:32:55 pm »
Nice kit if it wasn't for the betting sponsor making it look cheap

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7832 on: May 28, 2021, 12:38:53 pm »
Think I would too, and I'm not too keen on the collar.  Still, I quite like it.  Certainly compared to a lot of the new kits.
I hate teams having stripes on the back. You can never see the numbers when teams are playing.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7833 on: May 28, 2021, 05:00:03 pm »
Southampton's new Hummel kit. I'd prefer stripes on the back too.


I think it's a nod to their heritage of half of their players later signing for us (the reds).

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7834 on: May 28, 2021, 05:44:52 pm »
Southampton's new Hummel kit. I'd prefer stripes on the back too.



Think their 2005 kit was similar to this one
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7835 on: May 28, 2021, 05:58:45 pm »
Southampton's new Hummel kit. I'd prefer stripes on the back too.

Thought not particularly being a huge fan of the kits, as such, I quite liked Southampton's novel approach to their kits a couple of years back - home & third, I think...and something I'm surprised more '...& white' striped teams don't do.

(Much prefer that newer one to this one of a similar design, by the way.)


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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7836 on: May 30, 2021, 11:43:13 am »
Southampton's new Hummel kit. I'd prefer stripes on the back too.




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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7837 on: May 30, 2021, 11:57:37 am »
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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7838 on: May 30, 2021, 01:01:07 pm »
You’re hard pressed to find a Bayern kit that isn’t at least a solid 8/10.

Helps when your kit manufacturer is also a shareholder so actually give a shit about you.

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Re: New Kits Thread
« Reply #7839 on: June 2, 2021, 09:49:56 am »
Euro 2020 kit rankings: Rating and slating all 48 shirts at the European Championships

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/euro-2020-kits-ranked-rated-24191528.amp?