Medieval....now there are some memories... Leading a crusade as the English and camping my ass on top of a hill in Palestine with my longbowmen guarded by phalanxes of Swiss Pikemen... I survived 3000 I think it was Islamic crazies with my god given (read unlimited) arrows with only 500 men... took damned near an hour and a half to conclude that battle.
Other memories include the fact that the fucking computer ALWAYS cheats with leaders. I always ended up an inbred, incesteous, lunatic sybaritic gluttonous corrupt fat boring bastard arse bandit cuckold, who was 'lame of loin' (who incidentally, was explicitly stated as 'lacking manhood), while the PC players would always end up with legendary leaders who are fearless, authorative, great speakers, great mathematicians, excellent administrators, bold attackers AND defenders, and sexual predator womanisers who were prolifically virile to boot. Bunch of c*nts. Not only do they insult my virility and my family tree, they have the cheek to cheat in the process.
The last straw went when I had the trait 'sexually liberated', which actually granted a popularity bonus, turn into a 'diabolically degenerate' trait, and this somehow later developed into me being a 'spawn of incest' who was later 'married to my mother'. Unsurprisingly, that time I ended up 'cruelly deformed' as well...c*nts