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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #240 on: July 18, 2010, 04:39:37 pm »
Looks like he's stuck egg cartons onto his shirt.
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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #241 on: July 18, 2010, 11:35:57 pm »
I am currently within touching distance of the one and only Hass :o

I feel like David Bellamy...

big man sorry we missed you.  photos drop tomorrow.  it's full on today.  maximum show off action ;D

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #242 on: July 19, 2010, 12:14:55 am »
big man sorry we missed you.  photos drop tomorrow.  it's full on today.  maximum show off action ;D
He didnt miss you, he marked you for death :P
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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #243 on: July 19, 2010, 11:04:47 am »
Hass, was crying for you last night, as slave to the rhythm gravitated over the streets of north London.

We'll catch up over a light picnic lunch soon.

mate completely rocked it.  in pain today but yep grace jones was very special.  i ducked the kubicle after party but somehow managed to cane two bottles of redders when we got home.  its going to be a low activity day for the hassinator today ;D

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #244 on: July 19, 2010, 11:07:19 am »
How about this monstrosity at Sneijder's wedding (who's wearing the worst suit of the year):

Don't mind that suit, just a bit too tight on the legs and a bit too shiny. Pastel colours are great though

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #245 on: July 19, 2010, 01:24:54 pm »
its shantung silk.  not for me i'm afraid.  i like pretty sober suits but of course there's always a risk of a major gay off.

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #246 on: July 19, 2010, 01:49:19 pm »
my new hat:


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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #247 on: July 19, 2010, 08:52:29 pm »
some more snaps from le weekend.  the big girl is my mrs in case you're in any doubt ;D


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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #248 on: July 19, 2010, 09:02:15 pm »
What was the actual theme for the fancy dress party?
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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #249 on: July 19, 2010, 09:06:19 pm »
I don't think Hass was dressed up for fancy dress

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #250 on: July 19, 2010, 09:16:20 pm »
I don't think Hass was dressed up for fancy dress

is right.  that's how i roll big man.  harder, faster, louder.

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #251 on: July 19, 2010, 09:20:34 pm »
is right.  that's how i roll big man.  harder, faster, louder.

I always wondered does it not get hot wearing a scarf in a club?

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #252 on: July 19, 2010, 09:23:22 pm »
I always wondered does it not get hot wearing a scarf in a club?

it was in victoria park.  for grace jones.  huge.  and you must ALWAY suffer for your art.  its the only way.

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #253 on: July 19, 2010, 09:29:28 pm »
it was in victoria park.  for grace jones.  huge.  and you must ALWAY suffer for your art.  its the only way.

Thought so ;D I seen her two years ago at the electric picnic, not really into her music but she looks like a futuristic super human and I left entertained. Her in Dolph Lundgren went out but never produced a child, what a mental thing that would have been.

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #254 on: July 20, 2010, 08:46:26 pm »
even a total idiot would like these:

Summer 2010 welcomes a clean cut rendition of the classic adidas Forum Mid. The shoes come in a crispy white and blue, taking on leather uppers with the refined style one would expect from such an iconic silhouette. These are now available through select adidas retail accounts, including Overkill. Retail is set at approx.


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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #255 on: July 20, 2010, 08:55:59 pm »
Iv got a pair of Forum Lo's at home somewhere, they're a bit too small for me which is annoying and unlike you Hass I'm not willing to suffer for my art.

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #256 on: July 20, 2010, 09:05:34 pm »
Hass,you got your visvim baby carrier yet?

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #257 on: July 20, 2010, 09:21:14 pm »
Hass,you got your visvim baby carrier yet?

tee hee i have been looking for baby stone island actually.  he got a pair of navy blue superga trainers and a his first white ralph polo shirt at the baby shower on sunday so i went out and bought matching items for when he's big enough to wear them.   only two weeks to go.  sweet jesus ;D

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #258 on: July 20, 2010, 09:27:37 pm »
posted this in another thread but it my newest scent and i fucking love it.  a rather lovely lady actually came up to me in golden union to tell me i smelt delicious.  worth investing in gents:


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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #259 on: July 20, 2010, 09:28:18 pm »
even a total idiot would like these:

Summer 2010 welcomes a clean cut rendition of the classic adidas Forum Mid. The shoes come in a crispy white and blue, taking on leather uppers with the refined style one would expect from such an iconic silhouette. These are now available through select adidas retail accounts, including Overkill. Retail is set at approx.

Yep
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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #260 on: July 20, 2010, 10:10:56 pm »
tee hee i have been looking for baby stone island actually.  he got a pair of navy blue superga trainers and a his first white ralph polo shirt at the baby shower on sunday so i went out and bought matching items for when he's big enough to wear them.   only two weeks to go.  sweet jesus ;D
Here's a little shop in Liverpool.I wish some of this stuff was about when i was a nipper.Cool for kids!!!!!

http://www.kidscavern.co.uk/categories/10/

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #261 on: July 21, 2010, 06:24:59 am »
the ralph romper suits are a MUST buy.  my mum just slipped me some dough rash to pick up some treats and i'm getting the navy blue one right now.   top tips sir thank you very much.

now does anyone know where you can get toddler stone island? ;D

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #262 on: July 21, 2010, 07:19:40 am »
the ralph romper suits are a MUST buy.  my mum just slipped me some dough rash to pick up some treats and i'm getting the navy blue one right now.   top tips sir thank you very much.

now does anyone know where you can get toddler stone island? ;D
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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #263 on: July 21, 2010, 08:04:51 am »
You will never get one in your size.

you can actually but not from ralph.  a rather fetching grey felt.  i would though prefer to recommend the might kigu.

http://www.kigu.co.uk/

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #264 on: July 21, 2010, 08:05:56 am »
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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #265 on: July 21, 2010, 09:00:53 am »
This is currently my favourite thread on RAWK. I was in Albam in Shoreditch last month fondling the merchandise - wish I'd been around for their sale.

Anyway Hass, can you ask Norman Cook (plays the bass, strumming them strings all over the place) how he feels, 25 years on, about the Housemartins rap? I saw them perform this on a couple of occasions in the late eighties and frankly it haunts me so fuck knows how he sleeps ;D

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #266 on: July 21, 2010, 11:37:39 am »
An old fave of yours Hass ;)

Did you ever get a pair of the Clyde Mothra ?


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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #267 on: July 21, 2010, 11:55:04 am »
This is currently my favourite thread on RAWK. I was in Albam in Shoreditch last month fondling the merchandise - wish I'd been around for their sale.

Anyway Hass, can you ask Norman Cook (plays the bass, strumming them strings all over the place) how he feels, 25 years on, about the Housemartins rap? I saw them perform this on a couple of occasions in the late eighties and frankly it haunts me so fuck knows how he sleeps ;D

i'm actually trying to persuade him to do a 25 years of norm but he doesn't want it to be a full stop.

i'm going to pm you a link to the directors i want to use.

please don't forward as its not out yet but they're my new star signings ;D

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #268 on: July 21, 2010, 12:10:28 pm »
This is currently my favourite thread on RAWK. I was in Albam in Shoreditch last month fondling the merchandise - wish I'd been around for their sale.

Anyway Hass, can you ask Norman Cook (plays the bass, strumming them strings all over the place) how he feels, 25 years on, about the Housemartins rap? I saw them perform this on a couple of occasions in the late eighties and frankly it haunts me so fuck knows how he sleeps ;D

oh and albam are literally my favourite shop in london.  i go to the one on beak st but you can always hit up their website where they have some stuff really cut down price wise if you need to pick up a late season transitional jacket for example.  this winter they are coming strong with knits but also a fleece lined blazer if you don't like the 'bulky' look and like wearing 'mongolian rat nose hair' pashminas.  of course i can't get enough of them.

i've emailed norm re the rap watch this space for any replies.  he might just tell me to 'fuck off' to be fair ;D

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #269 on: July 21, 2010, 12:25:58 pm »
@captain - never got the mothras.  more interested in ralph lauren baby grows but the mrs is telling me we need to take a road trip to tk maxx where apparently 'we can clean up'.  she hates spending money as much as i like spending it which is a handy combination ;)

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #270 on: July 21, 2010, 12:30:52 pm »
Wait for NCT bring and buy sales hass. ;)

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #271 on: July 21, 2010, 06:01:38 pm »
you can actually but not from ralph.  a rather fetching grey felt.  i would though prefer to recommend the might kigu.

http://www.kigu.co.uk/

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #272 on: July 21, 2010, 06:10:40 pm »
I'm off to Oz soon so I think I might pick up one of these to try and assimilate myself with the locals


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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #273 on: July 21, 2010, 06:11:47 pm »
Some of those Kigu girls are fit!

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #274 on: July 21, 2010, 09:00:01 pm »
Some of those Kigu girls are fit!

imagine waking up seeing their little panda costume lying in a pile next to yours at the end of your bed ;D

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #275 on: July 21, 2010, 09:00:51 pm »
I should of known better :lmao You really are a man with no shame, I can do nothing but salute ;D

double down big man.  always ;)

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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #276 on: July 21, 2010, 09:01:39 pm »
imagine waking up seeing their little panda costume lying in a pile next to yours at the end of your bed ;D

I'd be wearing the tiger one ;D


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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #277 on: July 21, 2010, 09:35:46 pm »
mine:

EDIT: to be fair it was my 40th birthday so there was a lot of left overs for me.  again.


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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #278 on: July 21, 2010, 09:54:21 pm »
I'm off to Oz soon so I think I might pick up one of these to try and assimilate myself with the locals




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Re: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator
« Reply #279 on: July 21, 2010, 10:05:50 pm »
mine:

EDIT: to be fair it was my 40th birthday so there was a lot of left overs for me.  again.


I dare you to wear one of them to the impending birth.

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