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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6480 on: February 2, 2020, 10:23:51 pm »
'Sterling's already going down, I don't think it was a yellow card'.

Does that even make sense?
none at all, two contradictory statements. Any non-English player gets roundly criticised for that dive because that's what it was, but because it's poor ickle Waheem who's made a stand against racism this year and stood up to that bully Joey Gomez he gets away with it. Then again, Kane gets away with it too everytime
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6481 on: February 2, 2020, 10:26:06 pm »
I like how it was universally agreed that Man City dominated the game and Jenas then singles out Harry Winks for a great performance in which he controlled the game.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6482 on: February 2, 2020, 10:26:40 pm »
none at all, two contradictory statements. Any non-English player gets roundly criticised for that dive because that's what it was, but because it's poor ickle Waheem who's made a stand against racism this year and stood up to that bully Joey Gomez he gets away with it. Then again, Kane gets away with it too everytime

Oh good. I was beginning to worry I had lost a few thousand brain cells.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6483 on: February 2, 2020, 10:30:28 pm »
I like how it was universally agreed that Man City dominated the game and Jenas then singles out Harry Winks for a great performance in which he controlled the game.

He was shit as well. Misplacing simple passes all over the shop.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6484 on: February 2, 2020, 10:30:56 pm »
None of our January goals made it onto Goal of the Month but the only goal scored against us in what is it 10 games did!
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6485 on: February 2, 2020, 10:33:43 pm »
Rodriguez for GOTM. Hopefully not too long until we see an all 'scored against United' edition.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6486 on: February 2, 2020, 10:38:34 pm »
From the looks of it Burnley and Arsenal could still be playing and it would still be 0-0...

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6487 on: February 2, 2020, 10:51:17 pm »
Richards big fan of Tactics Tim. All makes sense now.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6488 on: February 2, 2020, 10:55:11 pm »
Quite like this presenter. She's really good.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6489 on: February 2, 2020, 11:38:41 pm »
Micah Richards is suddenly popping up everywhere, does he share the same agent as Jenas by any chance?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6490 on: February 2, 2020, 11:43:34 pm »
Quite like this presenter. She's really good.

Doubt she is on the same money as Lineker

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6491 on: February 3, 2020, 01:35:38 am »
I can't abide Lineker, he's a sanctimonious jug eared crisp nuisance

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6492 on: February 3, 2020, 01:37:55 am »
None of our January goals made it onto Goal of the Month but the only goal scored against us in what is it 10 games did!

Exactly why it should be included - it’s ridiculously difficult to score against us.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6493 on: February 3, 2020, 01:52:21 am »

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6494 on: February 3, 2020, 02:24:58 am »
jug eared crisp nuisance

May just be the best insult I've ever heard, bravo.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6495 on: February 15, 2020, 10:52:31 pm »
Typical motd editing today, despite us having all the shots in the first half and 3/4 of the possession, about the only thing they showed of that half was when Becker prevented Norwich from even taking a shot. Second half they couldn't avoid showing some of our attacks, but definitely tried to downplay our chances.

Credit to the Norwich manager for not screaming about VAR on our goal, but maybe he knew there was a far more blatant incident with VVD, regardless he didn't even try to blame VAR unlike a lot of managers would have done.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6496 on: February 15, 2020, 10:54:20 pm »
Pearce is one thick c*nt. Always seems like he's not watched a game of football before the one he's commentating - even then he comes out wirh shite like saying Cantwell always stays on his feet ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6497 on: February 15, 2020, 10:56:29 pm »
Typical motd editing today, despite us having all the shots in the first half and 3/4 of the possession, about the only thing they showed of that half was when Becker prevented Norwich from even taking a shot. Second half they couldn't avoid showing some of our attacks, but definitely tried to downplay our chances.

Credit to the Norwich manager for not screaming about VAR on our goal, but maybe he knew there was a far more blatant incident with VVD, regardless he didn't even try to blame VAR unlike a lot of managers would have done.
Yeah, well, from their perspective, unless you're putting 3 past a team, you're not playing well, despite limiting sides to 1 or two shots in a game playing away from home, and bossing shots, possession, corners, and chances created. Oh, and winning.

Not playing well, apparently Must be luck..

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6498 on: February 15, 2020, 11:04:03 pm »
Danny Murphy talking utter shit about City there.

Don't fucking cheat then. It's that simple Danny.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6499 on: February 15, 2020, 11:04:07 pm »
Do one Murphy ya balloon. How can they be innocent?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6500 on: February 15, 2020, 11:04:18 pm »
Good old Danny Murphy. He’s ‘worried about the effects of this Man City ruling’.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6501 on: February 15, 2020, 11:04:22 pm »
Danny Murphy, such a sycophantic goblin
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6502 on: February 15, 2020, 11:04:35 pm »
Danny oh dear murphy

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6503 on: February 15, 2020, 11:06:56 pm »
"I really hope those people committing fraud get found innocent because what about all the other people committing fraud?"

I know they are all mates and it would never happen but it would have been great if Lineker actually pulled him up on that. I'm sure Sutton was biting his lip.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6504 on: February 15, 2020, 11:09:27 pm »
"I really hope those people committing fraud get found innocent because what about all the other people committing fraud?"

I know they are all mates and it would never happen but it would have been great if Lineker actually pulled him up on that. I'm sure Sutton was biting his lip.

"all the other people committing fraud"... PSG. Danny was a bit stuck after that.

Apparently he was worried about the game if cheats aren't allowed prosper.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6505 on: February 15, 2020, 11:09:30 pm »
Danny Murphy, such a sycophantic goblin

For some reason I never realised until tonight and that shot of them on the pitch, but he's really quite a short arse isn't he?



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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6506 on: February 15, 2020, 11:10:38 pm »
Oh, also...
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6507 on: February 15, 2020, 11:14:21 pm »
If any doubt remained that Danny Murphy wasnt a nauseating, self serving prick...then look no further that his parting shot on tonight's MOTD. Horrible little c*nt of a man.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6508 on: February 15, 2020, 11:14:51 pm »
Ha, noticed that too. What's going on there?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6509 on: February 15, 2020, 11:18:24 pm »
Great day for MOTD's Linekar and Murphy. The former using the City ruling to make light of the Heysel tragedy to score tribal points, the latter saying he hopes the ruling is overturned because 'he's worried about the domino effect on other clubs like PSG' and that would be bad for the competition

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6510 on: February 15, 2020, 11:39:15 pm »
I have said it before, but will repeat for the record, I fukin hate that little shyte Murphy with a passion.  Absolute little gobshyte who is stealing a living as a “pundit” after the end of his nomark career.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6511 on: February 15, 2020, 11:56:24 pm »
Unbelievable comments from Murphy

Does the c*nt even realise what he’s saying?

Stopped just short of ‘Oh just let them cheat’.

Even had the gall to talk about the effect it would have on football. Absolutely incredible twat
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6512 on: February 15, 2020, 11:57:23 pm »
Nuno would seem to have hired Ian Cathro again at Wolves, which is nice to see. (He was his assistant at Valencia after training Andy Robertson’s compadres at Dundee Utd.)
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6513 on: February 16, 2020, 12:10:06 am »
Pearce is one thick c*nt. Always seems like he's not watched a game of football before the one he's commentating - even then he comes out wirh shite like saying Cantwell always stays on his feet ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6514 on: February 16, 2020, 12:16:20 am »
"I really hope those people committing fraud get found innocent because what about all the other people committing fraud?"

I know they are all mates and it would never happen but it would have been great if Lineker actually pulled him up on that. I'm sure Sutton was biting his lip.

Murphy is typical of an attitude that football does need to obey the rules and that it somehow spoils the cosy world of cash that swirls around the sport, whether that be internal or external. Good old British eggs like Allardyce, Redknapp and Clough (allegedly) preferring large bags of cash.

As for fraud, how about Murphy getting paid large sums of cash for his useless opinions, crime in my eyes.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6515 on: February 16, 2020, 12:47:44 am »
Shocking there was no mention at all of how many times Cantwell hit the deck after being attacked by a gust of wind (cuz let’s face it: no one touched him). And the ref getting duped every single time. Had he been a foreign player there would’ve been an interminable post mortem, charges of ‘cheat’  and a public hanging.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6516 on: February 16, 2020, 01:22:42 am »
Danny Murphy talking utter shit about City there.

Don't fucking cheat then. It's that simple Danny.

i was truly gobsmacked by his comment on the shitshow at city, it has to be the dumbest fucking shit i've heard/read on it to this point - in essence, i hope cheats dont get found out or if they do let's ignore it or we'll water down the CL

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6517 on: February 16, 2020, 02:50:41 am »
It seems all commentators are afraid to be honest - everyone is fudging it.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6518 on: February 16, 2020, 05:07:05 am »
Typical motd editing today, despite us having all the shots in the first half and 3/4 of the possession, about the only thing they showed of that half was when Becker prevented Norwich from even taking a shot. Second half they couldn't avoid showing some of our attacks, but definitely tried to downplay our chances.

Credit to the Norwich manager for not screaming about VAR on our goal, but maybe he knew there was a far more blatant incident with VVD, regardless he didn't even try to blame VAR unlike a lot of managers would have done.

They’re trying to create a narrative each game. The interview with Cantwell afterwards too, making out they could have won the game. They had one shot on target versus our 7. We dominated possession in the blustery conditions and, even though I dislike using xG for single games, the xG score had us (over?) 2 clear.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #6519 on: February 16, 2020, 05:08:29 am »
It seems all commentators are afraid to be honest - everyone is fudging it.

They don’t want to burn any (cash laden) bridges.
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