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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3480 on: October 6, 2022, 10:21:46 am »
Very interested to see how he gets on.  How long is his contract, and does it line up with the end of Klopp's one here?

I think a few of us are thinking the same thing.  Good testing ground for him there as well. When the boss decides it's time I hope that Xabi has succeeded there and is in the mix.
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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3481 on: October 6, 2022, 10:24:22 am »
Very interested to see how he gets on.  How long is his contract, and does it line up with the end of Klopp's one here?

He’d jump ship to Real at the earliest opportunity again if he had a good season or two with us.

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3482 on: October 6, 2022, 10:33:17 am »
Now I really hope he does well, cos he's a good bloke and always had a good footballing brain but....does no-one find the contrast between him and Stevie on here a little odd? :D Its like people actively want Stevie to fail so he's not linked with us as manager at any point, and yet almost falling over themselves to push forward Xabi despite his career so far being getting Sociedad B promoted to the Spanish Championship and then relegated, and resigning.
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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3483 on: October 6, 2022, 10:40:21 am »
Now I really hope he does well, cos he's a good bloke and always had a good footballing brain but....does no-one find the contrast between him and Stevie on here a little odd? :D Its like people actively want Stevie to fail so he's not linked with us as manager at any point, and yet almost falling over themselves to push forward Xabi despite his career so far being getting Sociedad B promoted to the Spanish Championship and then relegated, and resigning.

It's the weight of the job thing for me. Steven Gerrard will always be my hero and the best player I ever saw for us, but I want him nowhere near the Liverpool job because it'll weigh so heavy on him. You can see how it weighed on him being captain and manager will be so much worse. One of Klopp's most important achievements at Liverpool was to remove that weight or the backpack of history as he called it. I think Stevie still carries it and is the living embodiment and I don't see how he would take that weight from the team.

Personally not arsed if Alonso or Gerrard become Liverpool manager or not, I want the best man for the job when the time comes. We're not Everton.

Also, some people just don't like Steven Gerrard, and never did!

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3484 on: October 6, 2022, 10:42:19 am »
Now I really hope he does well, cos he's a good bloke and always had a good footballing brain but....does no-one find the contrast between him and Stevie on here a little odd? :D Its like people actively want Stevie to fail so he's not linked with us as manager at any point, and yet almost falling over themselves to push forward Xabi despite his career so far being getting Sociedad B promoted to the Spanish Championship and then relegated, and resigning.

My comment was a little tongue in cheek, I'm well aware of the folks on here who are desperate for Gerrard to never be Liverpool manager.
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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3485 on: October 6, 2022, 12:31:49 pm »
It’d be great if both were top class. I’ve still got hopes for Gerrard, albeit he’s got to be on thin ice at Villa now. Alonso played under the most of the elite gaffers the game has thrown up so I’m intrigued to see who he’s borrowed most of his tactical decisions from.

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3486 on: October 6, 2022, 01:11:33 pm »
Hope Xabi does better than Sami did there.
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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3487 on: October 7, 2022, 01:42:35 pm »

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3488 on: October 7, 2022, 03:49:33 pm »
Some halo he’s got.

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3489 on: October 8, 2022, 05:01:29 pm »
4-0 win for his managerial debut. Decent.

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3490 on: October 8, 2022, 06:19:20 pm »
It's great to see him get off to a winning start. Good luck, Xabi.
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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3491 on: October 12, 2022, 11:28:37 am »
Roughly 10 years on from Sami managing them.

Really excited to see how Xabi gets on - when I've heard him speak and give his views on the game I have found them considered and progressive. Hopefully that translates to his coaching!

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3492 on: October 14, 2022, 01:04:24 pm »
Will be keeping a keen eye on Xabi, one of the most intelligent footballers i've watched live....very switched on, calm personality who's had a wealth of opportunity to be educated by some of the very best.

Has all the ingredients to be a fantastic coach and manager.


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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3493 on: October 20, 2022, 08:03:25 pm »
Betcha Real Madrid will be watching how he does.
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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3494 on: October 20, 2022, 08:46:53 pm »
Will be keeping a keen eye on Xabi, one of the most intelligent footballers i've watched live....very switched on, calm personality who's had a wealth of opportunity to be educated by some of the very best.

Has all the ingredients to be a fantastic coach and manager.

Hopefully doesn’t get his people management skills from Mr Benitez!

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3495 on: October 22, 2022, 05:57:29 pm »
Crazy to think Xabi has played under Clemente, Benitez, Pellegrini, Ancelotti, Guardiola, Mourinho and Del Bosque.

That's a proper who's who of football management.
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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3496 on: October 26, 2022, 10:01:41 am »
Hopefully doesn’t get his people management skills from Mr Benitez!

yeah, perish the thought eh  ::)

He could do with a few more Benitez traits, his Leverkusen team are disorganiased and a defensive mess, despite having plenty of talent, and so far it’s been a struggle bar the first game. Very early days obviously, not that they show great patience these days. 

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3497 on: October 29, 2022, 01:09:29 pm »
This is a big job for him. Looks like he done a respectable job with Sociedad's B team taking them up to the 2nd tier and then going down, but there's only so much you can do with one of those teams, it's very different to how it is here with the second teams competing at such a high level.

Leverkusen are usually always near the top and in Europe so I imagine he can take them back there soon if given the time.
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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3498 on: April 21, 2023, 11:55:04 am »
Semi-final coming up against Mourinho in the Europa League next.
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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3499 on: April 21, 2023, 12:04:11 pm »
Doing a very good job there. If he continues on this trajectory, I'd hope he's in the conversation to take over when Klopp finally has enough of the PL shitshow.
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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3500 on: April 22, 2023, 09:37:04 am »
Glad he's doing well there. What a player he was.

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3501 on: May 3, 2023, 10:49:42 am »
Biggest upgrade ever - we got rid of Danny Murphy and replaced him with Xabi Alonso.

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3502 on: May 3, 2023, 09:59:33 pm »
Linked with spurs. If he goes there he will never get the Liverpool job.

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3503 on: May 4, 2023, 06:30:12 am »
Linked with spurs. If he goes there he will never get the Liverpool job.

Why? Spurs are irrelevant
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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3504 on: May 4, 2023, 06:57:31 am »
Linked with spurs. If he goes there he will never get the Liverpool job.
why not?

Though he'd be smart not to go there.

They are chronically underfunded.

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3505 on: May 4, 2023, 07:06:55 am »
Linked with spurs. If he goes there he will never get the Liverpool job.

Not sure why managing Spurs would exclude him from the Liverpool job, it's not as if they're really rivals, more of an annoyance.  He'd be off his rocker to even think about it though, that club is only going one way, especially after Kane sods off.

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3506 on: May 4, 2023, 10:11:46 am »
Spurs is not a smart move for any manager right now, they need quite a comprehensive rebuild across the squad. They won't be able to attract the best players, nor will they be able to afford them. So it'll take a whole recruitment strategy to be implemented and a medium term vision for one manager at the very least.

He should remain in the Budesliga for now.

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3507 on: May 11, 2023, 08:33:44 pm »
The guy is class…

I’m over the stroppy Xabi we saw in the preseason when he wanted out…

I would have wanted a move if I knew I was going to be replaced by Gareth Barry…

Amazing that he took over Bayer Leverkusen in 17th and they’re now 6th and in a Europa League Semi Final with Roma…

He should look at what has happened with Potter and other managers going to quickly to the next level of management…

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3508 on: May 11, 2023, 08:42:20 pm »
Doing a very good job there. If he continues on this trajectory, I'd hope he's in the conversation to take over when Klopp finally has enough of the PL shitshow.

Probably holding out for the Real job the treacherous handsome bastard.

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3509 on: May 11, 2023, 08:48:54 pm »
Why? Spurs are irrelevant
He will fail there because they are failures and we won’t hire a failure. There’s never been a spurs manager that I would take here.

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3510 on: May 11, 2023, 08:51:41 pm »
Probably holding out for the Real job the treacherous handsome bastard.

It’s Frank Lampards

Or Sam Allardyce
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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3511 on: May 27, 2023, 10:17:41 pm »
I saw a video short earlier between Xabi and Carra and was shocked to learn that Xabi's 1st ever professional penalty was the Champions League final 05! Absolutely insane from Rafa to do that the mad genius.


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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3512 on: May 27, 2023, 10:43:38 pm »
Read a magazine on my way to watch that final and read a story about Xabi taking a big game pen as a kid and missing (iirc). Naturally I shat myself seeing him step up for such a huge pen knowing he wasn't our pen taker and with that story fresh in my mind

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3513 on: May 27, 2023, 11:35:07 pm »
Read a magazine on my way to watch that final and read a story about Xabi taking a big game pen as a kid and missing (iirc). Naturally I shat myself seeing him step up for such a huge pen knowing he wasn't our pen taker and with that story fresh in my mind

Aye squeaky bum time for you then seeing him step up. Some balls to do that as a manager.

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3514 on: May 28, 2023, 12:15:26 am »
I saw a video short earlier between Xabi and Carra and was shocked to learn that Xabi's 1st ever professional penalty was the Champions League final 05! Absolutely insane from Rafa to do that the mad genius.
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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3515 on: May 28, 2023, 12:35:10 am »
Not so much of a genius given he missed the penalty

Really? He scores the rebound you nugget.

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3516 on: May 28, 2023, 09:38:04 am »
Really? He scores the rebound you nugget.

All part of Rafa's genius?
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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3517 on: May 28, 2023, 11:42:00 am »
I saw a video short earlier between Xabi and Carra and was shocked to learn that Xabi's 1st ever professional penalty was the Champions League final 05! Absolutely insane from Rafa to do that the mad genius.

but he missed and Gerrard was a great penalty taker
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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3518 on: May 28, 2023, 06:06:56 pm »
but he missed and Gerrard was a great penalty taker

Yea good point cos we went on to lose the game 3 - 2

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Re: Xabi Alonso
« Reply #3519 on: May 29, 2023, 01:03:24 am »
There is something about Xabi, an emotional intelligence and integrity that people can sense.

An instinct that tells us he could have the ability to do the job here allied with the romantic notion relating to the fact that he is one of those ex-players (like Sami, Firmino, Milner etc) who have nothing but good feelings from nearly all the supporters
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