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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1840 on: January 9, 2018, 01:57:15 pm »
I'm not biting Maggie !!! :)
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1841 on: January 9, 2018, 02:12:00 pm »
I'm not biting Maggie !!! :)

I never thought for a moment that you were a pillow biter Branno.   ;)
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1842 on: January 9, 2018, 09:08:42 pm »
I'll bet she loved hearing that... ;)

She's totally given up now,she pushed against it at first but we wore her down ;D Although she was smiling when the youngest asked for a new Barca shirt with Coutinho on the back. She got a cob on when I said no.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1843 on: January 10, 2018, 01:13:04 pm »
The first cuppa in the morning.... :)

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1844 on: January 10, 2018, 01:59:11 pm »
The first fart in the morning
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1845 on: January 10, 2018, 03:03:12 pm »
The first fart in the morning

Is right... :wellin

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1846 on: January 10, 2018, 10:35:19 pm »
The first fart in the morning

and the 2nd , and the 18th and the....you get the picture
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1847 on: January 10, 2018, 11:14:07 pm »
and the 2nd , and the 18th and the....you get the picture

Just as long as there isn't a 28 plus year wait for the 19th fart.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1848 on: January 13, 2018, 06:41:36 pm »
That first 30-60 seconds when you step into a shower, that's the perfect temperature.

As the water cascades over your head, shoulders, and down your back, sending that tingling orgasmic little thrill through your body.



Oh yeaaaah!!!!!  ;)

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1849 on: January 13, 2018, 06:44:53 pm »
The first cuppa in the morning.... :)
Couldn't agree more mate. Everyday, the first cup of tea is tremendous.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1850 on: January 14, 2018, 09:30:29 am »
Getting paid to listen to gospel music.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1851 on: January 14, 2018, 02:31:14 pm »
The local ice vans jingle is the theme from the third man.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1852 on: January 19, 2018, 03:47:12 pm »
back has been giving me grief, definitely a mattress in spare room i sleep in during week before work (baby waking up)

went back to normal bedroom during weekend and no bother. one night on the dodgy mattress i was in bits again

went to go to bed last night, while im downstairs feeding the baby the mrs went upstairs and managed to move a mattress in from another room for me. got up to see bed made and other mattress gone into another room (room is in a heap hence why i dont sleep in it)

she did all that to make sure id a better sleep
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1853 on: January 19, 2018, 05:07:42 pm »
Being on holiday in Tenerife in January. Sat by the pool in shorts drinking a pint, chilled to fuck. Makes working for cnuts worthwhile.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1854 on: January 19, 2018, 05:10:14 pm »
Being on holiday in Tenerife in January. Sat by the pool in shorts drinking a pint, chilled to fuck. Makes working for cnuts worthwhile.

Oh that reminds me Rob, your boss called earlier, said he’s going to need you to come in to work tomorrow. Something about Error Code 631?

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1855 on: January 19, 2018, 08:01:39 pm »
Couldn't agree more mate. Everyday, the first cup of tea is tremendous.

I'm totally on board with this too. Fantastic stuff.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1856 on: January 20, 2018, 11:00:41 am »
Oh that reminds me Rob, your boss called earlier, said he’s going to need you to come in to work tomorrow. Something about Error Code 631?

Tell him the release scheduled for Tuesday will fix that
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1857 on: January 20, 2018, 03:21:50 pm »
When the postman leaves me lazzy bands a couple of times a week, every week :)

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1858 on: January 20, 2018, 04:23:35 pm »
Seeing young kids console each other after losing a penalty shoot out. Two of my players were really upset after losing 2-1 in the shoot out until a group of kids from the other team walked over to see if they were OK and to congratulate them on a great game.

It certainly put a smile on my face.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1859 on: January 20, 2018, 04:39:56 pm »
Loads of starlings bashing shite out of each other over bread out on my patio.  Its the same bread and loads of it you mad fuckers - why do you all want what everyone else is eating?  And then all pile into the birdbath - which is a huge saucer thing - comedy gold.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1860 on: January 25, 2018, 05:54:28 pm »
Nipped out at 1630 to the shops still light and birds singing.

Winter may be here but Spring is round the corner, well after February anyway.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1861 on: January 25, 2018, 06:11:10 pm »
Finally being able to get out for a run after being injured for 5 months. I can already feel the positive benefit on my mental health.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1862 on: January 25, 2018, 06:16:09 pm »
Nipped out at 1630 to the shops still light and birds singing.

Winter may be here but Spring is round the corner, well after February anyway.
Lots of Daffodils are sticking their noses through the soil in my garden which is a good sign   :)

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1863 on: January 25, 2018, 07:50:15 pm »
12 C on a January day. Reminds me that spring is not too far away... :)

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1864 on: January 25, 2018, 07:52:31 pm »
12 C on a January day. Reminds me that spring is not too far away... :)

Hope so! :D
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1865 on: January 26, 2018, 09:06:23 am »
Getting tickets for the West Ham game on Feb 24th confirmed this morning!! I'm bringing my son and a good friend and his son. Can't wait to get back "home" again! Liverpool here we come!!! :scarf

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1866 on: January 26, 2018, 09:55:17 am »
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1867 on: January 26, 2018, 10:17:26 am »
At home watching Australia finally win a one day cricket match against England with Kookaburras out one window having a laugh and Australia Day fireworks booming through the other balcony door.

God's country.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1868 on: January 26, 2018, 10:47:18 am »
When the postman leaves me lazzy bands a couple of times a week, every week :)

Ooh, what do you do with them?

I get strangely happy receiving them with post of sometimes if I've reserved a bunch of library books together

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1869 on: January 26, 2018, 10:57:24 am »
At home watching Australia finally win a one day cricket match against England with Kookaburras out one window having a laugh and Australia Day fireworks booming through the other balcony door.

God's country.

Captain Cook only stopped for a shit. :D


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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1871 on: January 26, 2018, 09:00:53 pm »
When you're on the way, as I am now, to see some friends you havent seen in a while and you're just a few minutes away And can feel the excitement build. Love that buzz
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1872 on: January 26, 2018, 09:05:45 pm »
Captain Cook only stopped for a shit. :D

And the English have been swarming like flies towards that turd in droves for 248 years.  ;)
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1873 on: January 26, 2018, 09:23:05 pm »
When a pube gets under your foreskin... that sensation when you pull it out.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1874 on: January 26, 2018, 09:33:35 pm »
When a pube gets under your foreskin... that sensation when you pull it out.

 :lickin

That emoji choice for your comment is slightly disconcerting.  :o

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1875 on: January 28, 2018, 08:43:15 pm »
Flew back from Tenerife yesterday on a new EasyJet Airbus A320 NEO which only entered service on Thursday. Pilots let my two kids sit in the cockpit on the ground in Tenerife, which made their day, the eldest especially as he wants to be an airline pilot and was asking loads of questions.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1876 on: January 28, 2018, 09:00:45 pm »
Seeing that little shit Coutinho fall on his arse makes me very happy indeed.

Also, wrestling is shit these days but I always love the Royal Rumble. Looking forward to it.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1877 on: January 30, 2018, 02:42:59 pm »
Soup out of a mug.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1878 on: January 30, 2018, 03:18:31 pm »
Just had a surprise afternoon off due to a doctor's appointment,  sat at home and just watched an Asterix cartoon and just turned to a different channel and 12 Angry Men is on.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #1879 on: January 30, 2018, 03:18:39 pm »
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