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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4800 on: March 10, 2019, 06:48:46 pm »
I suspect the nutters at Birmingham and the Arsenal will get a mention tonight. What a strange day.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4801 on: March 10, 2019, 10:47:16 pm »
No mention of the blatant foul on Allison from the pundits?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4802 on: March 10, 2019, 10:48:47 pm »
Not gonna mention the Alisson foul then?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4803 on: March 10, 2019, 10:49:28 pm »
No mention of the blatant foul on Allison from the pundits?
Of course not, that's just good old fashioned rough n tumble British play, if those foreign fancy Dans can't hack it just send them all back

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4804 on: March 10, 2019, 10:53:29 pm »
If we hadn’t won it would have been a much bigger talking point. They were complimentary about us, just enjoy the Mancs getting beat. :D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4805 on: March 10, 2019, 10:54:34 pm »
What the fuck is Pearce on about, the veer on the shot by Xhaka? It never deviated an inch and de Gea basically ran away from the ball.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4806 on: March 10, 2019, 11:15:19 pm »
Sarri bit of a bitter cock isn't he?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4807 on: March 10, 2019, 11:16:12 pm »
Sarri bit of a bitter cock isn't he?

A disgusting bastard and no mistake.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4808 on: March 10, 2019, 11:34:04 pm »
A disgusting bastard and no mistake.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4809 on: March 10, 2019, 11:43:07 pm »
Shit the bed, did...did them gammons just actually give us a glowing report on MOTD without clichéd criticisms?!

Still, no mention of the foul on Alisson...
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4810 on: March 11, 2019, 01:24:27 am »
A disgusting bastard and no mistake.

Came across as an utter wankbag.  He's in the right place.
Shit the bed, did...did them gammons just actually give us a glowing report on MOTD without clichéd criticisms?!

Still, no mention of the foul on Alisson...

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4811 on: March 11, 2019, 07:06:46 am »
Not gonna mention the Alisson foul then?

Or all the fouls on Salah during the game, and the one on him before they go on to score the second but not suprised.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4812 on: March 11, 2019, 08:18:23 am »
Or all the fouls on Salah during the game, and the one on him before they go on to score the second but not suprised.

It's a bit like Hasard, you really have to do something horrible to get blown for fouling him. They both get fouled so much, it's like the refs are waving away the non-dangerous ones.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4813 on: March 11, 2019, 08:35:00 am »
It's a bit like Hasard, you really have to do something horrible to get blown for fouling him. They both get fouled so much, it's like the refs are waving away the non-dangerous ones.

The thing that’s really bugging me this season is the diving from the fucking meathead grocks that arekicking lumps out of mo one minute but as soon as there is a shoulder to shoulder or Bobby wins it back they are flinging themselves to the floor and looking at the ref exasperated - and the refs often give a foul when they’d never give it the other way or god forgive a pen
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4814 on: March 11, 2019, 11:05:12 am »
The even more ugly and stupid Neville Brother giving us some comedy gold last night.

His whiney hysteria about "someone's gonna get stabbed!" was funny enough, but when he puffed his chest out and declared "When I first became a football manager, I made a promise to myself.." I was proper chuckling away. The fucking tart.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4815 on: March 17, 2019, 11:03:18 pm »
Love the way Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink described Mané's goal against Fulham as 'a simple one-two'... ;D
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4816 on: March 17, 2019, 11:05:20 pm »
I'm shocked Osman didn't think it was a penalty. Really shocked.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4817 on: March 17, 2019, 11:06:23 pm »
Osman saying it was never a penalty........and Everton's was definite pen :o
Must be taking the piss though surely

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4818 on: March 17, 2019, 11:06:58 pm »
I'm shocked Osman didn't think it was a penalty. Really shocked.

Heard him say it mate but wasn't paying too much attention - was he being serious or on the wind up ?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4819 on: March 17, 2019, 11:08:21 pm »
I'm shocked Osman didn't think it was a penalty. Really shocked.

“Mane bought the penalty. You see stuff like that at corners all the time.”  :lmao

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4820 on: March 17, 2019, 11:08:30 pm »
Heard him say it mate but wasn't paying too much attention - was he being serious or on the wind up ?

He said Mane "bought it". Ridiculous. Even Chapman was laughing.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4821 on: March 17, 2019, 11:12:04 pm »
He said Mane "bought it". Ridiculous. Even Chapman was laughing.

haha tit. Doing himself absolutely no favours in his impossible journey to be a respected "pundit"there is he

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4822 on: March 17, 2019, 11:19:21 pm »
He said Mane "bought it". Ridiculous. Even Chapman was laughing.

If he bought it, the fee must have been a bear hug from their keeper.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4823 on: March 19, 2019, 07:28:01 am »
MOTD2

On the Mane penalty incident:-

Hasslebank "No doubt whatsoever"
Osman “Just thought it was a little bit soft, I’m sure I’ll get some stick from Liverpool fans”
Chapman “I’m sure you will”
Osman "Mane bought it"
Chapman “He was pulled”
Osman "He has given the referee a decision to make..you can’t really argue" (backtracking a bit)
Chapman “What you’d LIKE to say….”
Osman "Sadio Mane has been terrific" (through gritted teeth)

Hasslebank and Chapman pissing their sides at Osman, desperate man!

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4824 on: March 19, 2019, 09:02:43 am »
Love how Osman goes from "a little bit soft" to "buying it" :lmao
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4825 on: March 19, 2019, 04:00:45 pm »
I'm shocked Osman didn't think it was a penalty. Really shocked.
I was still getting over the fact that Tim Cahill didn't think it was either. Just absolutely in shock.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4826 on: March 19, 2019, 08:30:46 pm »
I was still getting over the fact that Tim Cahill didn't think it was either. Just absolutely in shock.

They must be in fear of getting shit from Bitter's its the only explanation.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4827 on: March 30, 2019, 10:48:47 pm »
Martial's dive there ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4828 on: March 31, 2019, 12:52:24 am »
Doucoure seems like a no brainer for a club like us

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4829 on: March 31, 2019, 07:01:26 pm »
Gonna be gold watching how gutted Jenas is on MOTD2 tonight, especially as Stephen Warnock is on with him.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4830 on: March 31, 2019, 10:45:13 pm »
The BBC overdubbed commentary on that game was a joke... evidently the least Spurs deserved was a draw......

They show Firmino being pulled back but mention nothing, repeatedly show Kane taking the free kick with the ball rolling - no comment. But what we score its "when luck is with you"

Christ give us a break

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4831 on: March 31, 2019, 10:46:58 pm »
Was a very one sided commentary- such a shame to break another heart at the end

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4832 on: March 31, 2019, 10:47:12 pm »
Motd commentator sounds even more bitter than Tyler!

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4833 on: March 31, 2019, 10:47:17 pm »
State of Steve Wilson's commentary there. Sounded genuinely distraught at how "lucky" we were.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4834 on: March 31, 2019, 10:49:16 pm »
Loving how salty Jenas is. Hahaha
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4835 on: March 31, 2019, 10:50:05 pm »
Jenus crying his bulbs out.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4836 on: March 31, 2019, 10:51:50 pm »
“Sorry” ;D

Great trolling Jürgen.

That commentator was laying it on a bit thick there. “You almost couldn’t make it up”. Yeah mate, never seen a late winner before in a closely contested game.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4837 on: March 31, 2019, 10:52:14 pm »
Heh, Pickford, top of the shit list.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4838 on: March 31, 2019, 10:55:47 pm »
Heh, Pickford, top of the shit list.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4839 on: March 31, 2019, 10:57:01 pm »
Why are Cardiff fans singing Allez Allez Allez?