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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #560 on: October 24, 2021, 07:46:02 pm »
Wow. All the talk after this will be about Utd and their shortcomings and that's probably just fine for us. We're still somehow flying under the radar, despite being unbeaten since April, and I think that'll suit us. We could win this league without anyone realising we're in the hunt.
Earlier in the day around about 15:00 and in the buildup, BBC Online commented “ Liverpool, the 'forgotten' title contenders?” as it observed none of its 20 pundits had picked Liverpool to win the championship. Let’s hope the narrative continues to be about Solskær and Man U.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #561 on: October 24, 2021, 07:46:06 pm »
Finally
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #562 on: October 24, 2021, 07:46:41 pm »
I forgot it was Konate, thinking it was Joel....hahaha
would be even better then he was a free
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #563 on: October 24, 2021, 07:47:13 pm »
5 Live phone in was comedy gold....shouts for Steve Bruce, Roy Keane, Chris Coleman and Martin fuckin O'Neil  ;D ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #564 on: October 24, 2021, 07:47:26 pm »
So.. was there another team playing or did Man Utd bang 5 past themselves?
Exactly - what a load of shite chat

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #565 on: October 24, 2021, 07:48:45 pm »
4-0 up at half time and Klopp told them they weren't playing well enough against this United team  :lmao :lmao

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #566 on: October 24, 2021, 07:48:50 pm »
Fucking outstanding win. Has to be one of our best league performances under Klopp. Shame we couldn't make it more but it was a humbling of epic proportions. We just look clinical and are scoring for fun again.

Keita's injury is a massive shame to a midfield already in a bad situation. I thought it was a straight red as soon as I saw it. Hopefully Thiago is available for next weekend and Jones and Ox can continue finding minutes to keep the numbers boosted. Fabinho should be back by then too. Keita was putting in a fine performance too and was a nightmare for United's midfield, and that's on top of a goal and assist. Annoying stuff.

All in all though a great day. Looking forward to Preston in the week where a changed team should be able to put them out, Brighton won't be an easy game but as City put them to the sword last night so should we.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #567 on: October 24, 2021, 07:49:45 pm »
Naby looks OK in the dressing room, full impact on the shin, full extent may not be known for a couple of days 🤞
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #568 on: October 24, 2021, 07:49:57 pm »
Sounds like they’ll have to wait for swelling to go down for Naby, Klopp said he looks ok in the dressing room
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #569 on: October 24, 2021, 07:51:00 pm »
Sounds like they’ll have to wait for swelling to go down for Naby, Klopp said he looks ok in the dressing room
Hopefully, thank God.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #570 on: October 24, 2021, 07:51:02 pm »
What a shithouse that Pogba is, eh?

When he committed that assault, I told my mates, he's doing that cause he doesn't want to be there. He doesn't want to be beat by a better player. He doesn't want to lose to a bitter rival, in a game of such magnitude.

Seems many United fans agree!
What a shithouse!
"Some listen to understand. Others listen to respond."
"A fool does not delight in understanding, but only in revealing his own mind."
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #571 on: October 24, 2021, 07:51:15 pm »
Absolutely bloody buzzin’.

What a game, only downside is the injury to Naby, hopefully it’s not a big injury.

Off topic: where can I buy the cap Jurgen wears? Looked on the LFC site and Nike but nothing, I love it. And why we’re here, what about that jacket he was wearing in his presser?

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #572 on: October 24, 2021, 07:51:21 pm »
Would’ve bitten your hand off for 5-0, before the game.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #573 on: October 24, 2021, 07:51:56 pm »
Excellent players having a beer on the way home, love this guy
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #574 on: October 24, 2021, 07:52:35 pm »
Would’ve bitten your hand off for 5-0, before the game.
And I would've happily obliged! ;D
"Some listen to understand. Others listen to respond."
"A fool does not delight in understanding, but only in revealing his own mind."
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #575 on: October 24, 2021, 07:52:53 pm »
He may be gone before then, if they lose away to Spurs & Atalanta

I would be fucking amazed if he isn't sacked tomorrow.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #576 on: October 24, 2021, 07:52:56 pm »
no not just you mate. I asked about it at HT and was told that I did not want to know so I left it at that

This has proper set me off hahahaha

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #577 on: October 24, 2021, 07:53:12 pm »
I really hope Sheamus gave United fan Drew drew mcintyre so much grief at the fan fest on NBCSN 

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #578 on: October 24, 2021, 07:53:33 pm »
Excellent players having a beer on the way home, love this guy

I'll have Mo's, & Sadios & Millies :hally :hally :hally

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #579 on: October 24, 2021, 07:53:51 pm »
United's back four today:

Shaw     Maguire    Lindelhof     Wan-Bissacka
30m       80m         30m            50m     

Total: 190m

Oooooohhhh... riiiight....

Thats cost is it?

Sorry I thought at first it was meters covered during the game.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #580 on: October 24, 2021, 07:54:06 pm »
Every single United player scores less than 3 on the BBC ratings page.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #581 on: October 24, 2021, 07:54:23 pm »
Would’ve bitten your hand off for 5-0, before the game.

What is it with biting body parts these days.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #582 on: October 24, 2021, 07:54:36 pm »

Loved that!
The woman behind Ferguson splitting her sides, followed by Kenny saying- "Fucking hell!", in-between old Red nose is sulking! ;D


Such great timing.
"Some listen to understand. Others listen to respond."
"A fool does not delight in understanding, but only in revealing his own mind."
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #583 on: October 24, 2021, 07:54:37 pm »
Sounds like they’ll have to wait for swelling to go down for Naby, Klopp said he looks ok in the dressing room

If he comes out of this relatively unscathed then that will be that absolute icing on the cake for today.
Never seen him playing I think. But looks like a good player.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #584 on: October 24, 2021, 07:54:46 pm »
Jurgen Klopp is a beautiful man.

And I love the fact they take time to enjoy a win like this with a beer ("just one") on the way back. He knows the value of taking pleasure in life, our manager.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #585 on: October 24, 2021, 07:55:16 pm »
What is it with biting body parts these days.

It's called the Suarez effect.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #586 on: October 24, 2021, 07:55:53 pm »
 loving the fact he has to see this
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #587 on: October 24, 2021, 07:56:52 pm »
5 Live phone in was comedy gold....shouts for Steve Bruce, Roy Keane, Chris Coleman and Martin fuckin O'Neil  ;D ;D

beautiful day

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I was listening, it was amazing. Savage having a go at his co-commentator for suggesting Ronaldo is a shitehawk goal hanger/

Skysports news is also hilarious, funereal tone describing the game...
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #588 on: October 24, 2021, 07:57:11 pm »
Every single United player scores less than 3 on the BBC ratings page.


That’s being generous.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #589 on: October 24, 2021, 07:57:34 pm »


Ferguson I think I've farted and followed through again.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #590 on: October 24, 2021, 07:58:14 pm »
What is it with biting body parts these days.
Appendages
"Some listen to understand. Others listen to respond."
"A fool does not delight in understanding, but only in revealing his own mind."
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #591 on: October 24, 2021, 07:58:18 pm »

That’s being generous.

3 points collectively would be generous.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #592 on: October 24, 2021, 07:58:30 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #593 on: October 24, 2021, 07:58:46 pm »
Watch them somehow win that (City Game) got to keep Ole in the job.
That would be a win / win for us
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #594 on: October 24, 2021, 07:59:01 pm »
Neville said Ronnie return was like Elvis comeback

That man had Maguire in his combined XI.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #595 on: October 24, 2021, 07:59:20 pm »
Cracking ball from hendo, almost like a mirror of Mo's wonderful outside-of-the-boot assist against Watford. :)

What a ball! All the more sweeter it was the fraud Pogba who lost it.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #596 on: October 24, 2021, 07:59:24 pm »

A general obervation rather than just this clip

A good one though.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #597 on: October 24, 2021, 07:59:32 pm »
Every single United player scores less than 3 on the BBC ratings page.

To be fair who cares about United.

Liverpool were magnificent today, right from the off Men versus Boys.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #598 on: October 24, 2021, 07:59:34 pm »
Not a mention in the post match about Pogbas potentially season ending tackle on Naby.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON
« Reply #599 on: October 24, 2021, 07:59:55 pm »
Small thing; is it still the case that you get an extra sub when a player goes off injured as a result of serious foul play? If so then today wasn't the first time that we didn't take advantage of this. I was worried about Salah being on the end of a shithouse tackle late on.