Topic: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..

[Vinay]

Daniel James is shit too...

Kid is fast though.
Ashley Young and Luke Shaw are the worrying ones.

[CraigDS]

Kid is fast though.

He's got pace too.

[Greyfox]

He's got pace too.

Ahh...but is he rapid..?

[FiSh77]

This always confuses me. Lingard defo has the skills. Could it be the manager and his system that don't know how to employ him? Surely Lingard is not shit, or that shit?!

He's fucking grim, 6 months younger than Salah yet look at the fucking state of him

Maybe if he had grown up 5 or 6 years ago and got his head down and worked on his game he could've been very good, as it is he's somebody who maybe had the ability but has the mentality of a knobhead

[CraigDS]

He's fucking grim, 6 months younger than Salah yet look at the fucking state of him

Maybe if he had grown up 5 or 6 years ago and got his head down and worked on his game he could've been very good, as it is he's somebody who maybe had the ability but has the mentality of a knobhead

You must be mistaken mate and read his age incorrectly, he's only a young lad.

[rob1966]

He's fucking grim, 6 months younger than Salah yet look at the fucking state of him

Maybe if he had grown up 5 or 6 years ago and got his head down and worked on his game he could've been very good, as it is he's somebody who maybe had the ability but has the mentality of a knobhead

He's a multimillionaire who loves nothing better than fucking about on social media - like he gives a shit about working on his game.

[reddebs]

The rhetoric about us amongst these guys is fabulous.

Last season we were the luckiest team in the world for injuries (to our main players), for referees decisions, for last minute winners, for goalkeeping blunders, for penalties, for offsides and had the full backing of the media.

Their consolation was the introduction of VAR as Mo won't win as many dodgy penalties [emoji2368]  We'd have goals chalked off for offside and therefore won't be anywhere near challenging for the title, nor get anywhere near 97 points again.

The realisation that VAR effected City in the CL last season, not us and it's done the same in the PL so far this season means they need to focus on something far more sinister.

We're doping!!

Yes that's right.  It's the reason why we run so much, still have stamina to get those late goals and the reason we don't have any injuries.

So there you have it.  The red mancs have their excuse ready for when we win our next trophy.

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[CraigDS]

Certain idiot blues have been using the doping line for a while now. Ridiculous really.

[Bobinhood]

Its not ridiculous at all. If you look at some of the video from Melwood, both fruits and vegetables are clearly visible among the offerings, and theres not a bean in sight. Fruit juices out the wazoo though. Greens everywhere. They may even be using Kale no limits these people no shame.

It's using nature to shape the player chemically. Disgusting.

[reddebs]

Certain idiot blues have been using the doping line for a while now. Ridiculous really.

Now it makes sense.  They've nearly turned fully bitter then, just need them to pick up on the devil pact and it's complete.

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[reddebs]

Its not ridiculous at all. If you look at some of the video from Melwood, both fruits and vegetables are clearly visible among the offerings, and theres not a bean in sight. Fruit juices out the wazoo though. Greens everywhere. They may even be using Kale no limits these people no shame.

It's using nature to shape the player chemically. Disgusting.

Well them being the biggest, bestest and twattiest club in the world means humble fruit and veg is for peasants so we're clearly adding peds to Monas menus [emoji16]

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[tonysleft]

Our boys are on bread, water and beans while Herr Klopp's cheats scarf down isotopic drinks and kale. Fucking disgrace

[Ziltoid]

Our boys are on bread, water and beans while Herr Klopp's cheats scarf down isotopic drinks and kale. Fucking disgrace

BEANZ

[Tobelius]

Our boys are on bread, water and beans while Herr Klopp's cheats scarf down isotopic drinks and kale. Fucking disgrace

You're feeding them the wrong beans looking at Shaw,Sanchez and Lukaku 

[tonysleft]

This always confuses me. Lingard defo has the skills. Could it be the manager and his system that don't know how to employ him? Surely Lingard is not shit, or that shit?!

The skills?! He has a few, its a weird skillset. He can control the ball somewhat well. He can be a useful body to have playing passing triangles when the passes are easy and short and quick. But his passing range is awful, he cannot make a pass that isn't telegraphed for him, and he can't really cross or beat a man. He can finish - when the ball sets up nicely for him. Just an odd player that we're persisting with as a starter when he'd be a grand sub. He's nowhere near good enough to start. Bruno or someone of his ilk in his position would have made the whole team look so much better.

In conclusion, wayne, please finish your cider

[Son of Spion]

The rhetoric about us amongst these guys is fabulous.

Last season we were the luckiest team in the world for injuries (to our main players), for referees decisions, for last minute winners, for goalkeeping blunders, for penalties, for offsides and had the full backing of the media.

Their consolation was the introduction of VAR as Mo won't win as many dodgy penalties [emoji2368]  We'd have goals chalked off for offside and therefore won't be anywhere near challenging for the title, nor get anywhere near 97 points again.

The realisation that VAR effected City in the CL last season, not us and it's done the same in the PL so far this season means they need to focus on something far more sinister.

We're doping!!

Yes that's right.  It's the reason why we run so much, still have stamina to get those late goals and the reason we don't have any injuries.

So there you have it.  The red mancs have their excuse ready for when we win our next trophy.

It's all rather embarrassing, isn't it.

All they had to do was say, ''That Klopp fella's pretty good. Got you lot really fit, well drilled and competing. Well done, but we'll be challenging you this season.''

That way, they'd look classy whilst showing faith in their own side this term. How hard could it be?

Look at us lot. We say how Abu Dhabi are a disgusting, sportswashing regime, but we still admit they've assembled a fantastic side. Why look a prize dick by acting like Bitter Blues when talking about your opposition?

[reddebs]

It's all rather embarrassing, isn't it.

All they had to do was say, ''That Klopp fella's pretty good. Got you lot really fit, well drilled and competing. Well done, but we'll be challenging you this season.''

That way, they'd look classy whilst showing faith in their own side this term. How hard could it be?

Look at us lot. We say how Abu Dhabi are a disgusting, sportswashing regime, but we still admit they've assembled a fantastic side. Why look a prize dick by acting like Bitter Blues when talking about your opposition?

They have no class mate, they'd rather remain hated than respected and there's no way they're ever going to give us any credit.

[Son of Spion]

They have no class mate, they'd rather remain hated than respected and there's no way they're ever going to give us any credit.

True enough. 

When they were good, I could easily say ''bunch of twats, but a great side''.

You just look like a classless dick if you deny the clear and obvious.

[rob1966]

It's all rather embarrassing, isn't it.

All they had to do was say, ''That Klopp fella's pretty good. Got you lot really fit, well drilled and competing. Well done, but we'll be challenging you this season.''

That way, they'd look classy whilst showing faith in their own side this term. How hard could it be?

Look at us lot. We say how Abu Dhabi are a disgusting, sportswashing regime, but we still admit they've assembled a fantastic side. Why look a prize dick by acting like Bitter Blues when talking about your opposition?

They are like a teenager who asked out the most attractive girl and got knocked back and then the lad from down the road, who they hate for no reason they understand, asks her and gets a yes. They then get consumed with jealousy, eat themselves up and bad mouth the relationship, rather than try and find another girl who will make them happy.

They wanted Klopp, he knocked them back and is now giving us exactly what they knew he would give them and it is killing them.

[Son of Spion]

They are like a teenager who asked out the most attractive girl and got knocked back and then the lad from down the road, who they hate for no reason they understand, asks her and gets a yes. They then get consumed with jealousy, eat themselves up and bad mouth the relationship, rather than try and find another girl who will make them happy.

They wanted Klopp, he knocked them back and is now giving us exactly what they knew he would give them and it is killing them.

[reddebs]

True enough. 

When they were good, I could easily say ''bunch of twats, but a great side''.

You just look like a classless dick if you deny the clear and obvious.

Haha yeah but we also remember them when they were shit so know they haven't always been masters of all that surveyed.

[Son of Spion]

Haha yeah but we also remember them when they were shit so know they haven't always been masters of all that surveyed.

Oh yes, I had the glorious honour of laughing my socks off at them right through the 70s and 80s. 

1974 was a vintage year. 

[Hymer Red]

Signed

Yup me too

[reddebs]

Oh yes, I had the glorious honour of laughing my socks off at them right through the 70s and 80s. 

1974 was a vintage year. 

That relegation made them more arrogant somehow but fun for us [emoji23]

[BOBSCOUSE]

You're feeding them the wrong beans looking at Shaw,Sanchez and Lukaku 

BROAD Beans?

[Motty]

.

[Tesco tearaway]

BROAD Beans?

Certainly not runner beans 

[Peabee]

Hahahaha:

Give him time, he’s only young.

[Ghost Town]

Certainly not runner beans 

A few haircut beans, though



(God, even I'm disgusted at myself for that one)

[Skeeve]

We're twice the side united is and we'll have to fight like divorcees when we go there. Wolves are better than 70% of the teams in the CL group stage.

Wolves definitely raised their game against the good sides last season, so it is no wonder that this wouldn't be seen against united who are more a peer of theirs instead.

[Crimson]

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Are those Rooney's kids?

[JC the Messiah]

This always confuses me. Lingard defo has the skills. Could it be the manager and his system that don't know how to employ him? Surely Lingard is not shit, or that shit?!

This is so good its worth posting again

Q. Did Jesse Lingard get a PL goal or assist in the following months?

May 18? No

Aug 18? No

Sep 18? No

Oct 18? No

Nov 18? No

Dec 2018? YES (4 Goals, 2 assists)

Jan 19? No

Feb 19? No

Mar 19? No

Apr 19? No

May 19? No

Aug 19? No

Yep, definitely got dem skillz.

[TheTeflonJohn]

Are those Rooney's kids?

[McSquared]

This is so good its worth posting again

Q. Did Jesse Lingard get a PL goal or assist in the following months?

May 18? No

Aug 18? No

Sep 18? No

Oct 18? No

Nov 18? No

Dec 2018? YES (4 Goals, 2 assists)

Jan 19? No

Feb 19? No

Mar 19? No

Apr 19? No

May 19? No

Aug 19? No

Haha... reminded me of this:

https://youtu.be/zUoT5AxFpRs

[Max_powers]

Daniel James is shit too...

He reminds me of Stewart Downing for some reason. Maybe a younger version. Runs fast in a straight line. Thats about it.

[Jshooters]

Haha... reminded me of this:

https://youtu.be/zUoT5AxFpRs

“I mean, I could go on”

 

[12C]

Oh yes, I had the glorious honour of laughing my socks off at them right through the 70s and 80s. 

1974 was a vintage year. 

Law

[So… Howard Philips]

Yep, definitely got dem skillz.

But only during Advent just in time to make sure he gets his Christmas present.

[Tesco tearaway]

Are those Rooney's kids?

Mate, Rooney's fair game, always has been; but leave his kids out of it hey 

[Andy @ Allerton!]

So.. Mr. Woodward.. These Magic Beanz will turn your cow into a 40 goal-a-season striker....