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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1640 on: January 23, 2022, 06:24:29 pm »
Nevermind Ziyech or Mount or some of the others, Kovacic is the one Chelsea player I'd love us to have.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1641 on: January 23, 2022, 06:24:31 pm »
Manager dropped him for a poor attitude, I think.

Left out of squad.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1642 on: January 23, 2022, 06:24:54 pm »
That “everywhere we go” chant is so annoying, about 30 different clubs sing it as well.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1643 on: January 23, 2022, 06:25:48 pm »
Chelsea have a lot of dislikable players

Mount is annoying

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1644 on: January 23, 2022, 06:26:42 pm »
Have they mentioned James and Chilwell are injured at all today?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1645 on: January 23, 2022, 06:27:28 pm »
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1646 on: January 23, 2022, 06:27:44 pm »
Chelsea have a lot of dislikable players

Mount is annoying

Kante is a great player.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1647 on: January 23, 2022, 06:32:22 pm »
How on earth are man Utd only 10 points behind us???
They must have amassed even more unbelievably lucky wins than I imagined....

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1648 on: January 23, 2022, 06:36:57 pm »
Spurs (and their gormless centre forward) have had a ton of questionable decisions against us in recent years so I'm glad he had one chalked off. I didn't particularly want a Chelsea win, but it's never bad to see Spurs lose.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1649 on: January 23, 2022, 06:50:43 pm »

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1650 on: January 23, 2022, 07:16:24 pm »
Sky are just obsessed with transfers
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1651 on: January 23, 2022, 07:23:54 pm »
That “everywhere we go” chant is so annoying, about 30 different clubs sing it as well.

Yeah I've mentioned this in other game threads, it really is mind numbing. I'm sure West Ham just sing "West Ham are massive, everywhere we go" ad infinitum.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1652 on: January 23, 2022, 07:24:42 pm »
How on earth are man Utd only 10 points behind us???
They must have amassed even more unbelievably lucky wins than I imagined....

10 points is quite a lot. Only just halfway through the season. Both keen up our levels and that will go to 17-18. It’s not like they’re breathing down our necks.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1653 on: January 23, 2022, 07:25:51 pm »
Yeah I've mentioned this in other game threads, it really is mind numbing. I'm sure West Ham just sing "West Ham are massive, everywhere we go" ad infinitum.

There’s a West Ham fan in a work What’s App we have on football and he just chucks in “West Ham are massive” quite a bit. I don’t mind them but they’re what, at best the 4th largest club in their own city. Shite song.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1654 on: January 23, 2022, 07:32:49 pm »
It's dreadful. Seems to be in thing to sing now, a few years back it was that utterly horrendous "we've got......*insert name of shite player here*, I just don't think you understand"

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1655 on: January 23, 2022, 07:40:42 pm »
It's dreadful. Seems to be in thing to sing now, a few years back it was that utterly horrendous "we've got......*insert name of shite player here*, I just don't think you understand"

Haha yeah also generic rubbish.

We’ve got “random player”, I just don’t think you understand.

No, I understand perfectly. I saw his name on the team sheet and I can see him playing in front of my eyes. I couldn’t understand any more clearly.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1656 on: January 23, 2022, 07:43:14 pm »
Haha yeah also generic rubbish.

We’ve got “random player”, I just don’t think you understand.

No, I understand perfectly. I saw his name on the team sheet and I can see him playing in front of my eyes. I couldn’t understand any more clearly.

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I love being literal about shite footie songs like that, reminds me of Neil Atkinson always saying about "is this a library" "no it's clearly not, there's no books here for a start." ;D
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1657 on: January 23, 2022, 07:50:43 pm »
Haha yeah also generic rubbish.

We’ve got “random player”, I just don’t think you understand.

No, I understand perfectly. I saw his name on the team sheet and I can see him playing in front of my eyes. I couldn’t understand any more clearly.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1658 on: January 23, 2022, 08:35:37 pm »
;D

I love being literal about shite footie songs like that, reminds me of Neil Atkinson always saying about "is this a library" "no it's clearly not, there's no books here for a start." ;D

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1659 on: January 23, 2022, 08:37:11 pm »


'All this talk of getting old........it's getting me down my love, Like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown'.

Now then make a football song out of that one!
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1660 on: January 23, 2022, 08:42:37 pm »


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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1661 on: January 23, 2022, 08:45:10 pm »
'All this talk of getting old........it's getting me down my love, Like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown'.

Now then make a football song out of that one!
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Now the Drog don’t work
He just makes us worse but I know I’ll see fifth place again

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1662 on: January 23, 2022, 08:53:43 pm »
In a parallel universe where Didier didn’t live up to his big money move:

Now the Drog don’t work
He just makes us worse but I know I’ll see fifth place again

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Yes - I could see that working!

I'm also drawn to the 'I'm a Lucky man' being applied to Kane after being awarded yet another dodgy penalty after a blantant dive. It could also be applied to Maguire, too. Two extremely average footballers somehow stealing a living as top flight and international professional footballers.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 18th - 23rd January
« Reply #1663 on: January 24, 2022, 01:47:02 am »

Why has that viking behind him only got one horn on his helmet?
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