Author Topic: Mens creams and moisturizer (Read 46884 times)

Corkboy · « **Reply #160 on:** May 23, 2011, 04:25:42 pm »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on May 23, 2011, 04:24:50 pm

Uhhhhhhh cream. Im ready hun.

I saw "12 year old" and "cream" and I felt your pain, HF. Sometimes the temptation is too great...

rowan_d · « **Reply #161 on:** May 23, 2011, 04:35:09 pm »

Quote from: TheDpoLenz please on May 23, 2011, 04:22:11 pm

This is a fucking disgrace..i thought we were in the 21st century..your like 12 year old getting excited because of the word cream.

You love the attention, admit it.

Mouth · « **Reply #162 on:** May 23, 2011, 04:38:55 pm »

Quote from: Sir Harvest Fields on May 23, 2011, 04:24:50 pm

Uhhhhhhh cream.

Don't u stop

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/GKaqj4ksVlQ?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;rel=0" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/GKaqj4ksVlQ?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;rel=0</a>

... · « **Reply #163 on:** May 23, 2011, 04:42:50 pm »

Quote from: TheDpoLenz please on May 23, 2011, 04:22:11 pm

This is a fucking disgrace..i thought we were in the 21st century..your like 12 year old getting excited because of the word cream.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #164 on:** May 23, 2011, 04:49:54 pm »

Quote from: TheDpoLenz please on May 23, 2011, 04:22:11 pm

This is a fucking disgrace..i thought we were in the 21st century..your like 12 year old getting excited because of the word cream.

Ddpolenz getting one in the eye from RAWK

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #165 on:** May 23, 2011, 04:51:18 pm »

Quote from: Andy@Allerton on May 23, 2011, 04:49:54 pm

Ddpolenz getting one in the eye from RAWK

One in the eye? You taking the metal mate ?

rednewbie · « **Reply #166 on:** May 23, 2011, 05:02:33 pm »

JimmyGrunt · « **Reply #167 on:** May 23, 2011, 05:04:07 pm »

Quote from: TheDpoLenz please on May 23, 2011, 04:22:11 pm

This is a fucking disgrace..i thought we were in the 21st century..your like 12 year old getting excited because of the word cream.

Are you upset because you've been applied it and now your all hot and bothered?

... · « **Reply #168 on:** May 23, 2011, 05:04:33 pm »

Quote from: JimmyGrunt on May 23, 2011, 05:04:07 pm

Are you upset because you've been applied it and now your all hot and bothered?

Creamer's remorse.

Chief. · « **Reply #169 on:** May 23, 2011, 05:05:49 pm »

Wals Viennetta.

Mouth · « **Reply #170 on:** May 23, 2011, 05:05:56 pm »

Quote from: rowan_d on May 23, 2011, 04:35:09 pm

You love the attention, admit it.

He just wants to get creamed on

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #171 on:** May 23, 2011, 05:06:20 pm »

To cream or not to cream, that is the question.

Kashinoda · « **Reply #172 on:** May 23, 2011, 11:27:20 pm »

One of the threads of the year, without a doubt.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #173 on:** May 23, 2011, 11:29:45 pm »

Quote from: Kashinoda on May 23, 2011, 11:27:20 pm

One of the threads of the year, without a doubt.

He got creamed on it

SMD · « **Reply #174 on:** May 24, 2011, 12:07:34 am »

Quote from: TheDpoLenz please on May 23, 2011, 04:22:11 pm

This is a fucking disgrace..i thought we were in the 21st century..your like 12 year old getting excited because of the word cream.

As excited as the cat that got the cream?

conman · « **Reply #175 on:** May 24, 2011, 12:10:12 am »

I wonder if he is using El Diablos advise yet..

jed the red · « **Reply #176 on:** May 24, 2011, 06:21:31 am »

Quote from: TheDpoLenz please on May 23, 2011, 04:22:11 pm

This is a fucking disgrace..i thought we were in the 21st century..your like 12 year old getting excited because of the word cream.

In fairness you did set yourself up for this with such a cheesy post!

Marty 85 · « **Reply #177 on:** May 24, 2011, 08:07:21 pm »

There was a good Loreal for men after shave balm with tan i got a couple of years back. Din't turn you orange, just a slight, natural looking tan. Haven't seen it about anywhere for a while now. Not sure if you can still get it.

Effes · « **Reply #178 on:** May 24, 2011, 08:13:21 pm »

Was it worth it?

JimmyGrunt · « **Reply #179 on:** May 24, 2011, 09:41:24 pm »

Quote from: Effes on May 24, 2011, 08:13:21 pm

Was it worth it?

I feel it has been a worthy excercise. My skin is much more soft as a result of this thread.

Lady_brandybuck · « **Reply #180 on:** May 25, 2011, 03:46:10 am »

Quote from: TheDpoLenz please on May 23, 2011, 04:22:11 pm

This is a fucking disgrace..i thought we were in the 21st century..your like 12 year old getting excited because of the word cream.

alonsoisared · « **Reply #181 on:** May 30, 2011, 05:55:41 am »

haha only just saw this thread because the OP is in someone's sig...took under a minute for the first inevitable response...classic RAWK, one of the funniest opening lines to a thread ever

I nearly creamed myself at this too:

Quote from: rowan_d on May 20, 2011, 03:13:30 pm

Is it true that if you cream yourself in the shower it can block the sink? Cheers

Quote from: Southern Pansy on May 20, 2011, 03:16:48 pm

Bloody show off. Standing in the shower and ejaculating into the sink. It's onanism, not the bloody Harlem Globe Trotters.

worthers · « **Reply #182 on:** May 30, 2011, 07:03:32 pm »

Quote from: TheDpoLenz please on May 23, 2011, 04:22:11 pm

This is a fucking disgrace..i thought we were in the 21st century..your like 12 year old getting excited because of the word cream.

Genius reaction. I love the rage 'creaming' has evoked. Just brilliant.

theCanadian · « **Reply #183 on:** June 4, 2011, 07:08:43 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IECdyuZSkwg&feature=player_detailpage#t=504s

Aristotle · « **Reply #184 on:** June 16, 2011, 12:23:40 am »

El Denzel Pepito · « **Reply #185 on:** November 19, 2011, 02:58:31 pm »

This thread needs a bump.

Comedy gold.

SalisburyRed · « **Reply #186 on:** November 19, 2011, 03:03:01 pm »

How the fuck did I miss this thread the first time around?

Kopite B205 · « **Reply #187 on:** November 19, 2011, 03:03:17 pm »

Quote from: El Pistolero on November 19, 2011, 02:58:31 pm

This thread needs a bump.

Comedy gold.

Haha. I was only thinking about this thread the other day. I tried a search but couldn't remember the thread title. Easily one of the funniest threads on here.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #188 on:** November 19, 2011, 03:11:39 pm »

Quote from: thegoodfella on May 22, 2011, 08:22:09 pm

Or could be this guy:

swoopy · « **Reply #189 on:** November 19, 2011, 03:16:21 pm »

Never seen this thread before, till now..

Actually in tears after reading it...

Noelle · « **Reply #190 on:** November 19, 2011, 04:40:52 pm »

Quote from: SalisburyRed on November 19, 2011, 03:03:01 pm

How the fuck did I miss this thread the first time around?

LiverLuke · « **Reply #191 on:** November 19, 2011, 04:42:16 pm »

classic thread

Snail · « **Reply #192 on:** November 19, 2011, 04:53:10 pm »

Fantastic

MBL? · « **Reply #193 on:** November 19, 2011, 04:55:42 pm »

Has Dopey Lenz been banned?

Terry_Tibbs · « **Reply #194 on:** November 19, 2011, 05:15:56 pm »

Quote from: Martin Broughton's Lovechild on November 19, 2011, 04:55:42 pm

Has Dopey Lenz been banned?

Yep, I seem to recall they were a previous banned poster (una cerveza por for???) in a new persona.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #195 on:** November 19, 2011, 05:16:46 pm »

I will cream myself in his memory.

surfer. Fuck you generator. · « **Reply #196 on:** November 19, 2011, 07:09:20 pm »

Quote from: Terry_Tibbs on November 19, 2011, 05:15:56 pm

Yep, I seem to recall they were a previous banned poster (una cerveza por for???) in a new persona.

The dpo lenz is originally from Liverpool, but living in Thailand, if I recall correctly. Una's not local and lived in a different region.

Anyway, didn't mind that guy. Maybe he just stopped posting....

Crimson_Tank · « **Reply #197 on:** November 19, 2011, 07:20:44 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on May 22, 2011, 11:59:29 am

You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh... uh... uh... uh... aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my... social agenda, you know what I mean.

kudos to Mouth for getting an Oceans 11 quote in.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #198 on:** March 31, 2012, 07:01:06 pm »

Quote from: TheDpoLenz without the please like on May 20, 2011, 02:56:18 pm

Following a chat with a female friend of mine yesterday She was quite shocked to find that I do not very often cream myself.
But i did not reveal my little retin a secret

When I do use cream its on the hands, but never on the face.I will only use retin a on my face

So guys, How often do you cream yourself and where?

PROBABLY THE GREATEST OP EVER ON THIS SITE.

Zlen · « **Reply #199 on:** March 31, 2012, 07:03:14 pm »

No doubt about it.
Universe laughed with the rest of us.