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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42560 on: August 11, 2019, 10:14:48 pm »
White Hart Lane was really bad in the late 60's. Getting to and from the ground was really bad. Huge gang of them, lots of them with white coats like butchers wear! They just jumped on lone reds, kicked them unconscious and went on to the next poor soul. You could feel the tension on the train back to Euston. Luckily nobody asked us the time!
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42561 on: August 12, 2019, 04:17:22 pm »
I wonder how many of us would let our kids go if it was still like that now. I’m not sure if my parents were unaware, had complete faith in me or just felt that nothing was that dangerous if you’d lived through a war…

I always stayed as far away from potential trouble as possible but there’d still be one or two times a season when your heart would be in your mouth. At West Ham and Chelsea you were always aware of a menacing build up of people behind you in the away end.

One of the worst was leaving Wembley through a hail of bottles after the 1982 League Cup Final against Spurs. We were staying with friends in London so were going in the opposite direction, taking local trains with Spurs fans. Obviously keeping a low profile. At one station there was a rumour that West Ham fans were arriving – and we had visions of being beaten up for looking like Spurs fans!

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« Reply #42562 on: August 12, 2019, 06:46:31 pm »
Talking about odd events involving violence, I was at the home first leg of the United v. Red Star Belgrade European Cup quarter final (must have been around the end of January 1958 as the ill-fated away leg was a week later). Coming away after the game over the railway bridge at the Manchester end, two blokes were having a good old fashioned fist fight ding-dong along what is now Matt Busby Way.

Now I assumed both were United fans 'cos couldn't see either of them being an away Red Star fan back then - but who knows?? Maybe they just had a difference of opinion about how it had gone and it turned nasty eh?
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42563 on: August 13, 2019, 09:51:46 pm »
Now I assumed both were United fans 'cos couldn't see either of them being an away Red Star fan back then - but who knows?? Maybe they just had a difference of opinion about how it had gone and it turned nasty eh?
In the late 70's I got beaten up at the Racecourse ground in Wrexham by a couple of Cardiff fans.

It was at a Wales game so we were "supporting" the same team...

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« Reply #42564 on: August 16, 2019, 11:25:07 pm »
BBC4 on a Friday night can be an absolute delight. That Woodstock documentary was superb!

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« Reply #42565 on: August 17, 2019, 12:42:22 am »
BBC4 on a Friday night can be an absolute delight. That Woodstock documentary was superb!

PS Hendrix on now !

Just been watching this, loved it. Hendrix a true genius.
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« Reply #42566 on: August 17, 2019, 02:47:44 pm »
BBC4 on a Friday night can be an absolute delight. That Woodstock documentary was superb!

PS Hendrix on now !

Very good, I thought the piece about the conservative local farmers raiding their pantries to provide food for the long haired, anti war, bare breasted, liberal hippies was something you wouldn't see in America today. Sadly.

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« Reply #42567 on: August 18, 2019, 11:09:38 am »
Very good, I thought the piece about the conservative local farmers raiding their pantries to provide food for the long haired, anti war, bare breasted, liberal hippies was something you wouldn't see in America today. Sadly.
Yes that was really heartwarming, but the place that was initially intended to be the venue (the name of which evades me)  had a much more 'modern' outlook.
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« Reply #42568 on: August 18, 2019, 02:42:48 pm »
Dr Beaker, it was originally planned for a venue nearby called Wallkill but the locals objected.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodstock


Great programme; the humanity was so uplifting. Didn't know much about Woodstock until I watched it.
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« Reply #42569 on: August 18, 2019, 03:00:17 pm »
it was all fun and games until you turned a corner and got the shit kicked out of you.  i remember those days as walking away after games in fear. not altogether happy days.

It certainly was an adventure going to away games in the 70’s. There was a definite hatred of Scousers wherever we went. But I think we embraced that like a badge of honour and turned it into a band of brothers type thing.

I was never a fighter but I did enjoy the adrenaline rush of going to places like Manchester, Spurs, Chelsea etc. Certainly plenty of memories and laughs from those days when us old boys get together.

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« Reply #42570 on: August 18, 2019, 06:17:08 pm »
Dr Beaker, it was originally planned for a venue nearby called Wallkill but the locals objected.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodstock


Great programme; the humanity was so uplifting. Didn't know much about Woodstock until I watched it.
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« Reply #42571 on: August 31, 2019, 08:51:28 pm »
Hope your all as bemused as I am (just to make me feel better) regarding how far down the hole our government has fallen, we may not be quite at the bottom but we’re certainly within touching distance. I’m not sure where we go from here but my glass is certainly half empty.
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« Reply #42572 on: September 4, 2019, 09:12:40 am »
Hope your all as bemused as I am (just to make me feel better) regarding how far down the hole our government has fallen, we may not be quite at the bottom but we’re certainly within touching distance. I’m not sure where we go from here but my glass is certainly half empty.

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The first thing I want to make clear is they are not nor will they ever be - whichever establishment puppet is manufactured to lead them - MY government. Fascists in their behaviour, their policies, their arrogance and led by an inveterate liar and Trump-poodle. They are as Nye famously said lower than vermin.
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« Reply #42573 on: September 4, 2019, 09:16:41 am »
Hiya Keith,

The first thing I want to make clear is they are not nor will they ever be - whichever establishment puppet is manufactured to lead them - MY government. Fascists in their behaviour, their policies, their arrogance and led by an inveterate liar and Trump-poodle. They are as Nye famously said lower than vermin.

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« Reply #42574 on: September 10, 2019, 09:00:52 pm »
For the last twelve months i have had to monitor my BP twice a day as it was too high and the figures when i was still working were always the top number high 140's or 150's range, since i have retired it is generally in the low 130's or on a very rare occasion low 140's so it seems retirement is helping my BP problem .

Just thought i would share that with you.

As for the immoral charlatan in number ten not sure why he is calling Corbyn chicken when all his chickens are coming home to roost very soon.

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« Reply #42575 on: September 11, 2019, 10:54:49 am »


As for the immoral charlatan in number ten not sure why he is calling Corbyn chicken when all his chickens are coming home to roost very soon.

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« Reply #42576 on: September 12, 2019, 11:40:13 am »
For the sake of ALL of our suffering people may it be so - and bloody soon!! Hate is a terrible word but as God is my witness, for what these abusive and supremely arrogant Tory bastards and their shadowy billionaire backers have deliberately inflicted on our people, I fucking hate ALL they stand for and ALL they ever will stand for.
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« Reply #42577 on: September 14, 2019, 06:27:28 pm »
For the sake of ALL of our suffering people may it be so - and bloody soon!! Hate is a terrible word but as God is my witness, for what these abusive and supremely arrogant Tory bastards and their shadowy billionaire backers have deliberately inflicted on our people, I fucking hate ALL they stand for and ALL they ever will stand for.

1000% with you on that Jonno. If I said what I really feel, people would think I was a psychopath 😡
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« Reply #42578 on: September 22, 2019, 07:33:13 pm »
For the sake of ALL of our suffering people may it be so - and bloody soon!! Hate is a terrible word but as God is my witness, for what these abusive and supremely arrogant Tory bastards and their shadowy billionaire backers have deliberately inflicted on our people, I fucking hate ALL they stand for and ALL they ever will stand for.

with you all the way i would add also these people who get too much airtime in the media like Oakshot, and the rest of the despicable "all mouth and opinion no morality or empathy" crowd.
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« Reply #42579 on: October 9, 2019, 09:15:20 pm »
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« Reply #42580 on: October 9, 2019, 09:23:05 pm »
Well I'm there but extremely busy at the moment ;D

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« Reply #42581 on: October 13, 2019, 07:58:54 pm »
Well I'm there but extremely busy at the moment ;D
For the last few months i have had to monitor my own BP and as i keep records of it, i have become aware that since i retired my BP is down around 10 points on average: I am still keeping myself busy but now going at my speed
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« Reply #42582 on: October 13, 2019, 10:24:11 pm »
I have noticed that, while I am extremely busy and occupied, things do take a lot longer to do.
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« Reply #42583 on: October 13, 2019, 10:35:07 pm »
I have noticed that, while I am extremely busy and occupied, things do take a lot longer to do.
2000 teabags arrived last week. Wonder how long they will last!!!!

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« Reply #42584 on: October 13, 2019, 11:11:17 pm »
So, two years on since this it's that time again...

They've changed it.

There's no longer the old smearing of the windows in the jobbie Advent calender.

Instead there's now a little stick thing with some grooves on the end that you scrape along your selected turd (caught using whatever method works for you) filling up the grooves, and then you pop it back into the plastic container and post it off.


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« Reply #42585 on: October 13, 2019, 11:33:04 pm »
So, two years on since this it's that time again...


It's 55 rather than 60 in Liverpool Gulley. What's happening now? Is it another routine check mate?

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« Reply #42586 on: October 13, 2019, 11:46:13 pm »
It's 55 rather than 60 in Liverpool Gulley. What's happening now? Is it another routine check mate?

Yeah, I did a post later in the thread about them lowering the age for these tests.

It makes sense, the earlier any symptoms are detected the better the possible outcomes for anyone with problems.

This is just the routine one, every two years.

I had read that they were going to be moving to a new blood test instead but it seems not quite yet, but this was still a lot easier than last time.
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« Reply #42587 on: October 14, 2019, 01:54:16 pm »
So, two years on since this it's that time again...

They've changed it.

There's no longer the old smearing of the windows in the jobbie Advent calender.

Instead there's now a little stick thing with some grooves on the end that you scrape along your selected turd (caught using whatever method works for you) filling up the grooves, and then you pop it back into the plastic container and post it off.



Could I use one of those things you use for tiling because mine hasn't turned up yet?
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« Reply #42588 on: October 14, 2019, 07:06:14 pm »
Could I use one of those things you use for tiling because mine hasn't turned up yet?

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« Reply #42589 on: October 14, 2019, 07:53:19 pm »
So, two years on since this it's that time again...

They've changed it.

There's no longer the old smearing of the windows in the jobbie Advent calender.

Instead there's now a little stick thing with some grooves on the end that you scrape along your selected turd (caught using whatever method works for you) filling up the grooves, and then you pop it back into the plastic container and post it off.




Be a lot easier if we had the German style toilets

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« Reply #42590 on: October 14, 2019, 10:04:22 pm »
Be a lot easier if we had the German style toilets



I read once that they have the shelf so that health conscious Germans, after eating vast quantities of meat, can inspect their turds for worm infestation.

Or maybe I read it on the side of a bus with Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson gurning in front of it?

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« Reply #42591 on: October 14, 2019, 10:19:00 pm »

Yes, the old Flachspüler

...Having these here would save all our catching heroics though I think the stench could prove problematic for more sensitive souls, especially after a night out and a curry which you normally want submerged under water asap and not to be sitting there steaming away while you are doing the crossword....

Psychoanalysis originated in Germany too...
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« Reply #42592 on: October 14, 2019, 10:25:26 pm »
After a night on the Guiness those toilets spray shrapnel all over the place. Speaking from experience here.

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« Reply #42593 on: October 15, 2019, 07:05:28 am »
I worked/lived in Berlin for a month about 17 years ago and I found they weren't deep enough some mornings, having to stand up mid flow to flush to avoid contact and asphyxiation
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« Reply #42594 on: October 15, 2019, 10:00:17 pm »
I lived in Germany for almost 5 years and we had one toilet like that and one "normal"  one,I was under strict orders from my missus on which toilet to use for what visit...

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42595 on: October 18, 2019, 10:56:30 am »
Haven't been on for ages, been looking after my mum whos just died but saw this and  thought of our mate Johnnowhite, about lpool United rivalry but how much we're so similar. Always known that and wanted to share it with John
 https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/features/368796-watch-free-video-us-and-them-manchester-united
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42596 on: October 18, 2019, 02:42:33 pm »
Haven't been on for ages, been looking after my mum whos just died
My thoughts are with you Albie.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42597 on: October 18, 2019, 10:00:52 pm »
...been looking after my mum whos just died...

Albie, so sorry to hear of your Mum going.

I know from my own personal experience when my Mum went a few years ago that it's undoubtedly a bit of a tough time.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42598 on: October 18, 2019, 11:46:13 pm »
Condolenses to you.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42599 on: October 24, 2019, 08:15:47 am »
So, two years on since this it's that time again...

They've changed it.

There's no longer the old smearing of the windows in the jobbie Advent calender.

Instead there's now a little stick thing with some grooves on the end that you scrape along your selected turd (caught using whatever method works for you) filling up the grooves, and then you pop it back into the plastic container and post it off.




Just got mine - oh joy!!
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