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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6400 on: December 16, 2013, 02:35:59 pm »
Has to be player of the month right?

December 1st: Hull City - Liverpool 3-1 (let's forget about this)
December 4th: 4 goals and 1 assist vs Norwich City
December 7th: 2 goals and 1 half-assist(Demel's OG) vs West Ham
December 15th: 2 goals, 2 assists and has the shot that creates Hendo's goal vs Tottenham Hotspur

Cardiff, Manchester City and Chelsea left.
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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6401 on: December 16, 2013, 02:36:21 pm »
Stats for this season

17 goals
10 assists
1 manager.

His goal and assist contribution (27 goals) is equal to Everton's entire team and better than 15 other teams in the Prem.

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/league-table.html

This lad is wicked good.

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6402 on: December 16, 2013, 02:36:46 pm »
He never shows mercy, he would put 6 past your sons school team.

fucking love this.

There's another 2/3 against Cardiff on Saturday too. Has he stepped onto the same level as Ronaldo and Messi? 17 goals in 11 games is stupid.
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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6403 on: December 16, 2013, 02:40:58 pm »
Stats for this season

17 goals
10 assists
1 2 managers.
Jol & AVB
Some Manures are starting to openly court an assist from Luis regarding their situation.

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6404 on: December 16, 2013, 02:45:55 pm »
I think there is a real possibility that Suarez hits the 40 goal mark in the league this season, provided he stays healthy and doesn't get banned.

Even if he has another game like the Hull one, the chances are he'll score two or three more hat-tricks because it is absolutely incredible the number of times he creates chances for himself.

Not only that, but he's now also creating chances for others. 10 assists proves that. Managers used to always bang on about 20/20 players, well we could have a 40/20 one on our hands! Yesterday he had the captaincy and I think that made him even more of a team player. He was encouraging his teammates non-stop but it didn't negatively affect his game in the slightest.

I wish a player like him could go on forever.

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6405 on: December 16, 2013, 02:47:00 pm »
Has to be player of the month right?

December 1st: Hull City - Liverpool 3-1 (let's forget about this)
December 4th: 4 goals and 1 assist vs Norwich City
December 7th: 2 goals and 1 half-assist(Demel's OG) vs West Ham
December 15th: 2 goals, 2 assists and has the shot that creates Hendo's goal vs Tottenham Hotspur

Cardiff, Manchester City and Chelsea left.
Player of the month just doesn't do him justice looking at those goals. They will have to delay the award for the next 3 months to celebrate his genius.
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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6406 on: December 16, 2013, 02:53:32 pm »
Barring Messi and Ronaldo who aren't really forwards as such

Only

Aguero 13 goals in 15.  25 years old
Costa    17 goals in 16.  25 years old         
Imbrahimovic 13 goals in 16.  32 years old
Lewandowski  11 goals in 15.  25 years old

Come close to Surez's form

And to think we were in for Costa!!!

Only 3 of those 4 could replace him.

He's priceless as far as I'm concerned.

Plus we should have money to spend this summer to build around Suarez.

Reina money
Ince Money?
Surely Assaidi, Borini or Coates could be sold to raise funds

17 goals in 11 games is fucking ridiculous

Spurs spending spree cost £110 million, Suarez has out scored the lot of them
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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6407 on: December 16, 2013, 02:55:00 pm »
Has to be player of the month right?

December 1st: Hull City - Liverpool 3-1 (let's forget about this)
December 4th: 4 goals and 1 assist vs Norwich City
December 7th: 2 goals and 1 half-assist(Demel's OG) vs West Ham
December 15th: 2 goals, 2 assists and has the shot that creates Hendo's goal vs Tottenham Hotspur

Cardiff, Manchester City and Chelsea left.

Will probably go to Moysie and Wellbeck (he scored two don't ya know)

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6408 on: December 16, 2013, 03:19:16 pm »

This is what happens when you don't sell you prized asset...  ;D

Luis for 100+ mil? Real Madrid/PSG/Monaco/etc can Fuck right off..
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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6409 on: December 16, 2013, 03:21:23 pm »
Has to be player of the month right?

He's still over evens to be player of the year :o

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6410 on: December 16, 2013, 03:45:31 pm »
Aside from raising the level of his play, I am most impressed by the improvement of his attitude this season.
He caught me by surprise when he went for the shot after being clipped earlier in the match rather than making a meal of it and demanding the ref for a foul.

This.
Very much liked that he was shooting from his knees instead of looking for a penalty. Not many stereotypical divers would be doing that...always an eye for goal.

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6411 on: December 16, 2013, 03:54:34 pm »
Where we getting the 10 assists from?

ESPN has it down as 6...
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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6412 on: December 16, 2013, 04:23:56 pm »
gotta admit I was scared as hell when i saw Paulinho fouled him badly.
With the luck we have,I felt his ribs were broken ffs.

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6413 on: December 16, 2013, 04:39:47 pm »
gotta admit I was scared as hell when i saw Paulinho fouled him badly.
With the luck we have,I felt his ribs were broken ffs.


Did you notice that the medical team never lifted his shirt when attending him. They kept his chest hidden so no one could see the mechanics. He's a machine I tells ya.

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6414 on: December 16, 2013, 04:52:39 pm »
Where we getting the 10 assists from?

ESPN has it down as 6...

Actually, every site, including ESPN, has it down as 4.   The thread title needs updating before some fellow Reds starts spouting this 10 assists nonsense to other fans.

I still can't believe he's 4 ahead of the next closest goal scorer after missing the first six games of the year!   Imagine if he had played those games and "only" scored in half of them (well below his current gls/game average).  He'd be on at least 20 with 3 games left until the half-way point of the season.  If he beats Shearer's record after missing all those games...well, all I'll say is we may be witnessing history here!
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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6415 on: December 16, 2013, 04:55:46 pm »
I'm sure he has more than 4 assists.  It depends on certain sites.  I guess they don't count yesterday's Henderson goal as an assist while others do.  Also the West Ham OG.

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6416 on: December 16, 2013, 04:57:51 pm »
Where we getting the 10 assists from?

ESPN has it down as 6...

Fantasy football no doubt, they credit assist points where he was the last player to touch the ball before someone else scored, so an assist for Henderson's goal yesterday and an assist for the West Ham own goal - not real assists

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6417 on: December 16, 2013, 05:27:17 pm »
Five with us. (Wigan, 2 x Zenit, Everton, Norwich) One with Uruguay (Spain).

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & X assists worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6418 on: December 16, 2013, 05:37:01 pm »
Happy now, you moaning c*nts?
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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & X assists worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6419 on: December 16, 2013, 05:46:34 pm »
X is 10 in Roman numerals.
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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & X assists worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6420 on: December 16, 2013, 06:02:59 pm »
X is 10 in Roman numerals.

i laughed way too much for that lol

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6421 on: December 16, 2013, 06:09:37 pm »
Fantasy football no doubt, they credit assist points where he was the last player to touch the ball before someone else scored, so an assist for Henderson's goal yesterday and an assist for the West Ham own goal - not real assists

I would have assumed those were real assists.  What is a real assist then?  Is there a dodgy assists committee or would the dodgy goals committee look into assists as well?  Genuine questions.

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & X assists worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6422 on: December 16, 2013, 06:16:17 pm »
You have to think that the captaincy was Rogers way of saying, thanks. Thanks for putting the crap of the summer well and truly to bed with your overwhelming performances. A little thank you, but the best the manager could offer off his own bat. A decent and worthwhile gesture, that also seemed to tactically reward.
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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & X assists worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6423 on: December 16, 2013, 06:41:28 pm »
With Gerrard and Sturridge currently out injured, Suarez is likely to be our penalty taker. Of course he missed 3 penalties in one season, the one before last, so hopefully that won't happen again!

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & X assists worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6424 on: December 16, 2013, 06:52:34 pm »
I'm sure he has more than 4 assists.  It depends on certain sites.  I guess they don't count yesterday's Henderson goal as an assist while others do.  Also the West Ham OG.

A lot of sites will count stuff like winning the penalty at Newcastle, and yesterday's saved shot as an assist. He got awarded 3 'assists' yesterday, 2 against Newcastle, and 1 each against Norwich, West Ham and Everton.
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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & X assists worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6427 on: December 16, 2013, 07:28:08 pm »
What an absolutely shambolic article >:(
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/16/liverpool-luis-suarez-captain_n_4451712.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

I'd say it's a great way of getting hits on that website which was the intention probably

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & X assists worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6428 on: December 16, 2013, 07:31:39 pm »
What an absolutely shambolic article >:(
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/16/liverpool-luis-suarez-captain_n_4451712.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & X assists worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6429 on: December 16, 2013, 07:31:44 pm »
I had my feelings, he should never has been captain.  :butt
He is at emirates tonight, lets hops we can manage to get big money.  :-X

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & X assists worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6430 on: December 16, 2013, 07:33:09 pm »
I had my feelings, he should never has been captain.  :butt
He is at emirates tonight.  :-X

Yeah, because it was an unmitigated disaster, and it's common knowledge he's at the Emirates tonight.

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & X assists worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6431 on: December 16, 2013, 07:34:19 pm »
Yeah, because it was an unmitigated disaster, and it's common knowledge he's at the Emirates tonight.

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & X assists worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6432 on: December 16, 2013, 07:34:59 pm »
FSF Awards, I think.

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & X assists worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6433 on: December 16, 2013, 07:35:45 pm »
What is happening at the Emirates?

The FSF awards, he's up for player of the year.

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & X assists worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6434 on: December 16, 2013, 07:35:51 pm »
Yeah, because it was an unmitigated disaster, and it's common knowledge he's at the Emirates tonight.
But Arsenal fans says he is there for signing a contract ???  ;D













Calm down ppl, he is there to get his FSF Player of the Year award for 2013.
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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & 10 assist worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6435 on: December 16, 2013, 07:37:25 pm »
Fantasy football no doubt, they credit assist points where he was the last player to touch the ball before someone else scored, so an assist for Henderson's goal yesterday and an assist for the West Ham own goal - not real assists

I must have the definition of assist wrong these last 40+ years ... AFAIK if you were the last person to touch the ball before the goalscorer scores (no matter how many touches the goalscorer has before scoring) then you get the assist.

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & X assists worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6436 on: December 16, 2013, 07:39:40 pm »
He won it

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & X assists worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6437 on: December 16, 2013, 07:40:17 pm »
Congratulations

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« Reply #6438 on: December 16, 2013, 07:40:36 pm »
congrats!

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Re: Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz - 17 goals & X assists worth of 'I told you so'
« Reply #6439 on: December 16, 2013, 07:43:13 pm »
I must have the definition of assist wrong these last 40+ years ... AFAIK if you were the last person to touch the ball before the goalscorer scores (no matter how many touches the goalscorer has before scoring) then you get the assist.

Personally don't give a shit what they call it. If he forces the opposition to score an own goal it's well played no matter what people want to label it as.