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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #200 on: May 12, 2018, 09:51:20 pm »
This is one of the favourites? :o

Christ I'm out of touch.
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #201 on: May 12, 2018, 09:51:36 pm »
Fat Bjork is quite popular with the bookies.

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #202 on: May 12, 2018, 09:52:10 pm »
Told you this was a bit different ;D

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #203 on: May 12, 2018, 09:52:33 pm »
Surely this isnt favorite
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #204 on: May 12, 2018, 09:52:34 pm »
Abysmal, this.
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #205 on: May 12, 2018, 09:52:38 pm »
Knife and Fjork
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #206 on: May 12, 2018, 09:53:10 pm »
Surely this isnt favorite

Second fave before it started.

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #207 on: May 12, 2018, 09:53:11 pm »
This is probably going to win. A bit odd though considering the lechery that was going on backstage.
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #208 on: May 12, 2018, 09:53:23 pm »
Fuckin' 'Ell It's Fred Titmus

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #209 on: May 12, 2018, 09:53:26 pm »
Superb.

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #210 on: May 12, 2018, 09:53:33 pm »
Weird.  :o
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #211 on: May 12, 2018, 09:53:45 pm »
Fuck sake
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #212 on: May 12, 2018, 09:54:44 pm »
Trump must have had his fingers in that pie
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #213 on: May 12, 2018, 09:55:22 pm »
It's quite catchy once you get past the chicken impressions. She is mental though. What's with the waving cats?

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #214 on: May 12, 2018, 09:55:29 pm »
Dutch Kid Rock isn't winning this.
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #215 on: May 12, 2018, 09:56:07 pm »
Can’t believe The Soggy Bottom Boys went electric. Sell outs!

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #216 on: May 12, 2018, 09:56:07 pm »
Wtf are those dance moves,haha :D

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #217 on: May 12, 2018, 09:56:11 pm »
It's quite catchy once you get past the chicken impressions. She is mental though. What's with the waving cats?

Seem to remember a manager bringing one of them with them to Anfield for good luck. Can't remember who now.

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #218 on: May 12, 2018, 09:56:42 pm »
From his southern accent I guess he's from the Limburg region of Holland.
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #219 on: May 12, 2018, 09:56:53 pm »
It's quite catchy once you get past the chicken impressions. She is mental though. What's with the waving cats?

Those waving cats are a big thing you know.
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #220 on: May 12, 2018, 09:57:22 pm »
Crazy cat lady.  ;D

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #221 on: May 12, 2018, 09:57:44 pm »
Here's the winner.....

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #222 on: May 12, 2018, 09:58:11 pm »
Only a few left :(

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #223 on: May 12, 2018, 09:58:24 pm »
This is a boring-ass song. Probably end up in the top 5 though.
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #224 on: May 12, 2018, 09:58:38 pm »
Here's the winner.....

Can't be he isn't Johnny Logan.  :wave
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #225 on: May 12, 2018, 09:58:58 pm »
Not the ears of a bona fide pop star.

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #226 on: May 12, 2018, 09:59:18 pm »

Whats happened to My Lovely Horse?
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #227 on: May 12, 2018, 09:59:46 pm »
COY B AGIG
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #228 on: May 12, 2018, 09:59:53 pm »
Those Chinese viewers will be gutted they’ve missed this
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #229 on: May 12, 2018, 09:59:53 pm »
Whats happened to My Lovely Horse?

Ended up in My Lovely Burger.

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #230 on: May 12, 2018, 10:00:26 pm »
That Dutch song was ace

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #231 on: May 12, 2018, 10:00:33 pm »
Should have sent the turkey out again.

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #232 on: May 12, 2018, 10:01:15 pm »
Maybe the Chinese had the right idea and these lads are shite dancers?
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #233 on: May 12, 2018, 10:01:42 pm »
Sure fire winner this
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #234 on: May 12, 2018, 10:01:55 pm »
Maybe the irish should start using another language ? No nobel prize there
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #235 on: May 12, 2018, 10:02:03 pm »
Irish lad wasn't bad but not worthy of winning in my opinion.

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #236 on: May 12, 2018, 10:02:05 pm »
That Dutch song was ace

Philistines!!

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #237 on: May 12, 2018, 10:02:24 pm »
Ooh I'd love to have it off with her.

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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #238 on: May 12, 2018, 10:02:53 pm »
The legs on her.  :o
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Re: Eurovision 2018
« Reply #239 on: May 12, 2018, 10:03:09 pm »
Ooh I'd love to have it off with her.

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