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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #160 on: March 20, 2018, 01:10:52 pm »
:lmao @ the references to far right conspiracy theorists

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #161 on: March 20, 2018, 01:13:00 pm »
The Muppets reference is gold.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #162 on: March 20, 2018, 03:25:59 pm »
Shitcoat as Alex Jones is brilliant!
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #163 on: March 20, 2018, 06:51:35 pm »
I fear I’m never going to be able to see Mourinho now without hearing Louis Theroux narrating
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #164 on: March 20, 2018, 11:18:55 pm »
Neymars cock tattoo  :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #165 on: March 21, 2018, 02:17:35 am »
Neymars cock tattoo  :lmao


;D

I really like the tattoo on his leg that just says "ME" as well. That's Neymar all over.

It's so often the little details with Squires' cartoons that I love the most. He really is extraordinarily good at what he does.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #166 on: March 21, 2018, 11:13:10 am »
Squires is a genius, reading him on a Tuesday is my highlight of the work week.

Mark Hughes' crossed out tie this week :lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #167 on: March 22, 2018, 01:10:43 am »
Was a cracker this week ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #168 on: March 27, 2018, 11:51:27 am »
Another absolute belter this week. I'll leave this as a teaser, but any panel would do


https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/mar/27/david-squires-on-englands-latest-world-cup-2018-preparations


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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #169 on: March 27, 2018, 12:06:17 pm »
so good :D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #170 on: March 27, 2018, 12:06:33 pm »
Haha the latest is just hilarious and so on point.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #171 on: March 27, 2018, 12:10:45 pm »
The bit about the England fans (the third panel) is great! ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #172 on: March 27, 2018, 12:11:23 pm »
Shaun from This Is England is a brilliant shout.  ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #173 on: March 27, 2018, 12:29:44 pm »
Perfect England flag

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #174 on: March 27, 2018, 02:10:54 pm »
Perfect England flag

Best bit for sure. Not the strongest overall, but still so good

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #175 on: March 27, 2018, 03:38:24 pm »
Mogg on the Tyne and the Nandos/Frottage panel :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #176 on: April 3, 2018, 05:14:10 pm »
After seeing the subject, I wasn't expecting much, but the Peep Show reference killed me.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/apr/03/david-squires-on-zlatan-ibrahimovic-la-galaxy-debut
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #177 on: April 3, 2018, 05:21:46 pm »
The Bruegel reference, in the original photo, I noticed the guy bottom left with the coffee cup sitting philosophically, and he has included the cup in his cartoon hahaha
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #178 on: April 3, 2018, 05:56:56 pm »
:lmao at the Steve Buscemi/30 Rock reference

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #179 on: April 3, 2018, 06:06:48 pm »
Great stuff. It's been a long time since I heard a Bran Van 3000 reference.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #180 on: April 3, 2018, 08:47:31 pm »
His back tattoos: "meaningless symbols" and "oooh deep" :lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #181 on: April 3, 2018, 08:58:16 pm »
Great stuff. It's been a long time since I heard a Bran Van 3000 reference.

What was their best song would you say?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #182 on: April 3, 2018, 09:11:05 pm »
What was their best song would you say?

;D

I love all their hits.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #183 on: April 3, 2018, 10:07:28 pm »
What was their best song would you say?

It's the Curtis Mayfield one, obviously  :P

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #184 on: April 3, 2018, 10:11:20 pm »
Love the gigantic coffee cup the American commentator is throwing that says 'XXS' in it :D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #185 on: April 3, 2018, 10:53:17 pm »
It's the Curtis Mayfield one, obviously  :P

Curtis is love. What a man.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #186 on: April 3, 2018, 11:25:19 pm »
Can't remember if this has been put up, but the back jacket to his Hall of Fame book.



 ;D



possibly easier to read here: http://mundialmag.com/2017/11/01/the-consistently-brilliant-david-squires-has-got-a-new-book-out/
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #187 on: April 4, 2018, 08:20:15 am »
David Squires liked my tweet. I've made it in life.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #189 on: April 10, 2018, 12:54:45 pm »
Haha the Paddy Kenny bit at the end is priceless.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #190 on: April 10, 2018, 01:26:45 pm »
Strikes from singing, flags and criminal damage ;D
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« Reply #191 on: April 10, 2018, 01:36:54 pm »
Unsolicited bell pics. ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #192 on: April 10, 2018, 01:56:17 pm »
Probably just me, but this one feels a bit below his usual standard.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #193 on: April 10, 2018, 02:01:40 pm »
Probably just me, but this one feels a bit below his usual standard.

He's very hit and miss imo
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #194 on: April 10, 2018, 02:08:38 pm »
He's very hit and miss imo

I normally get a good guffaw out of at least 1 panel, but didn't once with this one. He must be very frustrated that the Harry Kane shite happened after he drew this week's cartoon.

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« Reply #195 on: April 10, 2018, 03:53:07 pm »
Probably just me, but this one feels a bit below his usual standard.

Yep, aside from the Colin Bell/Liverpool scorers one

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #196 on: April 10, 2018, 06:31:52 pm »
I thought the opening panel with the 'Tastes like possession stats' was great...
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #197 on: April 11, 2018, 04:47:35 am »
I normally get a good guffaw out of at least 1 panel, but didn't once with this one. He must be very frustrated that the Harry Kane shite happened after he drew this week's cartoon.

I expect great things from the upcoming Kane instalment.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #198 on: April 16, 2018, 09:10:06 am »
https://twitter.com/squires_david/status/985660232079630336?s=21

Get on his tweet about the advert for Etihad Airways 11 title purchase.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #199 on: April 16, 2018, 10:56:08 am »
Oh my word that is some cringeworthy shite right there