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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #200 on: September 22, 2014, 01:10:04 am »
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #201 on: September 22, 2014, 01:18:03 am »
Swansea Amateur Dramatics Society present Wind In The Willows. Is that Moley on the left?

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The Swansea one gives me just the excuse I need to repost this.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #202 on: September 22, 2014, 01:19:47 am »


That is magnificent in every way possible.. :D

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #203 on: September 22, 2014, 01:20:53 am »
The Swansea one gives me just the excuse I need to repost this.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #204 on: September 22, 2014, 01:31:33 am »
:lmao

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #205 on: September 22, 2014, 02:20:24 am »
Wow, such an insight into British culture. Fightin' in yer 110 quid Burberry and Prada.

And there's a Hooters...Americans and the British, more similar than you'll ever know. hahaha  :lmao

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #206 on: September 22, 2014, 02:45:22 am »
"Come on Nan, tell us how you took West Ham again"

"Oh go on then. There was at least fifty of 'em, but the fucking slags upped and turned tail as soon we got into them. Only ten or so of us but we gave 'em a right hiding. Cockney wankers."

"I love you, Nan."

"Give 'em a twatting for me, luv."

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #207 on: September 22, 2014, 04:30:00 am »
Fuck sake, since when did Michael j fox take up tattooing


 :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #208 on: September 22, 2014, 06:07:06 am »
"Come on Nan, tell us how you took West Ham again"

"Oh go on then. There was at least fifty of 'em, but the fucking slags upped and turned tail as soon we got into them. Only ten or so of us but we gave 'em a right hiding. Cockney wankers."

"I love you, Nan."

"Give 'em a twatting for me, luv."


To be fair, Nan has a tasty left arm on her!

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #209 on: September 22, 2014, 06:09:31 am »
Chelsea half and half on the wall - I was taking him seriously until I saw that!

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #210 on: September 22, 2014, 06:33:02 am »

We've got eggs and we know how to use 'em.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #211 on: September 22, 2014, 06:46:59 am »
What an absolutely glorious gallery of thundersharts.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #212 on: September 22, 2014, 06:53:37 am »



This truly represents 'broken Britain'. At least insurrectionaries in other countries would give the finger to an animate object.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #213 on: September 22, 2014, 07:39:53 am »


At least we know how Norman Bates got started now.

Talk about your stereotypes; almost all of them look like little scrotes who are as 'hard' as wet tissue paper. Bunch of tools  :wanker

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #214 on: September 22, 2014, 07:54:29 am »




Looks like a group of sex offenders on day release.

This thread has made my Monday morning; thanks RAWK  :D

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #215 on: September 22, 2014, 08:10:47 am »
Can't believe this one didn't get more attention :lmao
Haha that's telling them.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #216 on: September 22, 2014, 08:20:06 am »
The fucking Gruffalo, dear me.  I'll need to keep away from this thread at work or people will think i'm losing my marbles.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #217 on: September 22, 2014, 08:28:06 am »
How to look like the world's biggest divvy:



Is that Joe Cole? No wonder he wanted to get back to East London - he wanted to have a right tear up with some norvern monkeys!

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #218 on: September 22, 2014, 08:29:07 am »
Why aren't any of the pictures working for me!?  >:(

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #219 on: September 22, 2014, 08:37:18 am »
How to look like the world's biggest divvy:


Bless the little fucker ,couldn't afford the Stone Island gear for real so takes a picture of him just trying them on.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #220 on: September 22, 2014, 08:50:22 am »
Why aren't any of the pictures working for me!?  >:(

Not in a firm...not dead hard like....not accepted to the fake clobber club.

Your not missing much apart from a few stiches and cramps from possibly pissing yourself laughing....
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #221 on: September 22, 2014, 08:59:55 am »
Jesus fucking wept  :duh

At what point did it become the norm to wear a 'uniform' and take pictures of yourself if you considered yourself a bad lad ?

Things certainly have moved on.

And I'm sorry but that lad with his nan ? He doesn't look able enough to prevent her from putting him over her fucking knee if he misbehaves.

Every fucking one of them would piss themselves if faced with a fight.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #223 on: September 22, 2014, 09:42:32 am »
This thread is fucking A, man, fucking A.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #224 on: September 22, 2014, 09:45:47 am »
To be fair, Nan has a tasty left arm on her!
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #225 on: September 22, 2014, 09:53:03 am »
Haha that's telling them.
It's brilliant! Partridge-esque in its level of subversion combined with pure shithouse (thinking of the traffic cone scene!)

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #226 on: September 22, 2014, 12:43:51 pm »
Bless the little fucker ,couldn't afford the Stone Island gear for real so takes a picture of him just trying them on.

Nah, it's worse than that mate. Everything he's wearing there is clearly fake  ;D The designer wouldn't put a SI badge next to a sleeve badge for a start. The badge detailings are off, I can even see from here. Anyway, look at the horrendous quality of that hoody.

THIS is beautiful:




THIS is fucking fake chav trash:



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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #227 on: September 22, 2014, 12:54:16 pm »
This is just immense.

I've spent the whole morning answering everyone who utters a word to me with 'You want some?' regardless of what they asked me.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #229 on: September 22, 2014, 01:33:30 pm »
BBC3 documentary i saw a few weeks ago about man city and bury "firms",highlights what a bunch of idiots they are and proves they are real.

It runs out in the early hours though,tonight is the last day.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b04drl7b/sign/football-fight-club

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #230 on: September 22, 2014, 01:38:05 pm »
"There is no final victory, just as there is no final defeat. There is just the same battle to be fought over and over again."

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #231 on: September 22, 2014, 01:40:15 pm »
Nah, it's worse than that mate. Everything he's wearing there is clearly fake  ;D The designer wouldn't put a SI badge next to a sleeve badge for a start. The badge detailings are off, I can even see from here. Anyway, look at the horrendous quality of that hoody.

THIS is beautiful:



THIS is fucking fake chav trash:
Stone island seems to be going the way of burberry when it got "chavved" during the late 90's and 00's,Burberry ended up limiting the famous check pattern to 10% in it's designs.



Stone island needs to do something similar and get rid of the iconic stone island buttoned badge like the design piece you posted above.
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"Since its purchase by the sheikh of Abu Dhabi, Manchester City has managed to cheat its way into the top echelon of European football and create a global, immensely profitable football empire, ignoring rules along the way. The club's newfound glory is rooted in lies."

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #232 on: September 22, 2014, 01:42:21 pm »
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #233 on: September 22, 2014, 01:42:41 pm »
Absolutely hilarious

It's difficult to know which ones are parodying themselves in which ones are serious. Either way, it is funny as hell


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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #234 on: September 22, 2014, 01:43:08 pm »
Would be even more fun if you could stand up to a hook to the jaw for being a snidey bastard. But then that's reality! No one needs to 'swim or drown' in a coward's paradise.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #235 on: September 22, 2014, 01:45:31 pm »
It's brilliant! Partridge-esque in its level of subversion combined with pure shithouse (thinking of the traffic cone scene!)

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #237 on: September 22, 2014, 01:51:41 pm »
Was that one guy letting off a pyro at McDonald's?
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #239 on: September 22, 2014, 01:56:05 pm »
Was that one guy letting off a pyro at McDonald's?

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