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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #120 on: May 6, 2018, 08:35:19 am »
Goodbye me ducks.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #121 on: May 6, 2018, 08:35:22 am »
The best thing they brought us was the dildo on transfer deadline day

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #122 on: May 6, 2018, 08:38:55 am »
I am not daft enough to forcaste Newcastle will be playing in Europe next season.  It would be really great if we are but I'm not banking on it.  Mid table finish would do for me to be honest     :wave
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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #123 on: May 6, 2018, 08:42:55 am »
Six and a half years later I notice I spell forcast wrong.     :(

You having another crack at it in 2024 then?  ;D

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #124 on: May 6, 2018, 08:43:32 am »
Six and a half years later I notice I spell forcast wrong.     :(
You still got it wrong pal; it is forecast......

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #125 on: May 6, 2018, 08:58:55 am »
- Lost their identity (Teams no longer feared going to their ground for a kicking and a strenuous 1-1 draw)
- Held onto players for too long (Crouch????)
- Players they did bring in aren't good enough.

They did everything wrong.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #126 on: May 6, 2018, 09:11:19 am »
The best thing they brought us was the dildo on transfer deadline day

That was at Everton wasn't it....Stoke was famous for 6 fingered inbreds on deadline day.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #127 on: May 6, 2018, 09:22:32 am »
That was at Everton wasn't it....Stoke was famous for 6 fingered inbreds on deadline day.

You're correct.

I'll never forget that inbred rolling a ciggie in front of the camera, live on sky sports news.
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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #128 on: May 6, 2018, 09:41:10 am »
Dunno who I'd want out of their squad, maybe Martins Indi if Klavan were to go but even then it wouldn't arse me.  There's a good spine there, could easily see Joe Allen go to a Burnley or a West Ham.  Is Bojan still there?
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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #129 on: May 6, 2018, 09:45:03 am »
I don't know who's idea it was to go into a season with an almost 40 year old Crouch being their goalscorer. Should have sacked Hughes ages ago.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #130 on: May 6, 2018, 02:25:38 pm »
I dont , they used to sing the england rugby song, they enjoyed being shit and negative, wore it like a badge of honour, sick chants, racist fan base, they got what they deserved, hope they go through the divisions like Sunderland.

Ah well, being from the States I never know much about most clubs' supporters. So fuck 'em then. Their relegation now brings me unalloyed happiness.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #131 on: May 6, 2018, 09:02:28 pm »
We lose stoke and a day later gain Cardiff. Like swapping a dollar for four quarters.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #132 on: May 6, 2018, 10:59:41 pm »
wonder where Shaqiri will go next. My money is on West Ham,

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #133 on: May 6, 2018, 11:22:46 pm »
You having another crack at it in 2024 then?  ;D

You still got it wrong pal; it is forecast......

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #134 on: May 7, 2018, 01:21:18 am »
Never properly replaced Nzonzi. Been shite a good 2 1/2 years with Shaqiri bailing them out occasionally, this was an inevitability. Won't miss them.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #135 on: May 7, 2018, 07:50:04 am »
Fancy that, you hire Paul Lambert and things get even worse resulting in being the first team relegated.


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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #136 on: May 7, 2018, 08:18:39 am »
Aside from Shaqiri, do they have any other talent PL teams can go after? Maybe their keeper?

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #137 on: May 7, 2018, 08:20:36 am »
Aside from Shaqiri, do they have any other talent PL teams can go after? Maybe their keeper?

Shawcross, Martins Indi, Allen will definitely find new clubs.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #138 on: May 7, 2018, 08:22:59 am »
Shawcross, Martins Indi, Allen will definitely find new clubs.
Totally forgot Allen and Indi. Come to think of it, Newcastle didn’t have much better squad than theirs. Huddersfield, Brighton didn’t either.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #139 on: May 7, 2018, 08:26:39 am »
Totally forgot Allen and Indi. Come to think of it, Newcastle didn’t have much better squad than theirs. Huddersfield, Brighton didn’t either.

Brighton have a better squad. If they can get another striker and maybe pick up someone like Allen then they can push for a top 10 fonish next season.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #140 on: May 7, 2018, 08:50:03 am »
Hopefully if we win the European cup we can recruit a load of there fans for next season so when we play united they can give it all the one handed six finger salute .

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #141 on: May 7, 2018, 09:59:36 am »
Butland is sounding off about some of the signings they've made. I actually agree with him, but why no mention of your shit goalkeeping, Jack?
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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #142 on: May 7, 2018, 10:15:51 am »
Butland is sounding off about some of the signings they've made. I actually agree with him, but why no mention of your shit goalkeeping, Jack?

Aye. You start with the self critique and then expand with the rest of your teammates. Boy, was he shit!
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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #143 on: May 7, 2018, 11:28:13 am »
Stoke's transfer policy has been a masterclass in not what to do if you are a midtable club. Like West Brom, they had their big loan signing from PSG that they had no clue to integrate into the first-team set-up. Like Swansea, they let their best attacking options leave without much thought of how to replace them.

They seem to have a lot of turnover with players being signed from abroad, who end up on loan after a season or two (i.e. Bojan, Wollscheid, Imbula) only to be sold at a loss. The warning signs were there last year when they were still relying on the likes of Glenn Whelan. They've brought in plenty of players from bigger European clubs, who have either lacked the discipline, professionalism or fitness levels to remain at those clubs.

I think one thing that this season has shown is the dearth of attacking talent in the bottom half. It used to be that a few of these sides would have maybe one first-choice forward capable of scoring 10+ a season. That doesn't seem to be the case anymore. Given that Stoke signed nearly half a dozen defenders this season, their defensive record looks even worse. I'd love to know why £18m for Wimmer, who couldn't get a game at Spurs was seen as being good value.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #144 on: May 7, 2018, 12:06:19 pm »
Aye. You start with the self critique and then expand with the rest of your teammates. Boy, was he shit!

As shit as he was, the others were even too shit for Stoke, should be fun trying to reintegrate the ones that are only out on loan though when they have to limit their spending following this relegation.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #145 on: May 7, 2018, 12:22:23 pm »
Never been that bothered who goes down. But seeing it happen to this lot does make me smile a tad :)
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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #146 on: May 7, 2018, 12:38:55 pm »
Aside from Shaqiri, do they have any other talent PL teams can go after? Maybe their keeper?

that Egyptian guy will deffo leave as well...

wouldn´t mind Allen back tbf... i was not happy to see him leave in first place.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #147 on: May 7, 2018, 12:47:17 pm »
Allen could definitely do with a move to somewhere like Watford/Newcastle, but as said earlier will probably end up somewhere like West Ham.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #148 on: May 7, 2018, 12:54:26 pm »
I think Allen may well end up at Bournemouth, who could do with a controller in the middle. As for Stoke, they'd been lacking some real firepower up front for years. Once Arnautovic went and Hughes stopped bothering to drill the defence, it was only a matter of time. That's the thing you can point to with the promoted sides these days: they all know how to defend as a unit. It's no surprise Newcastle and Brighton have conceded the least outside the top seven.

Interestingly enough, West Ham have many of the same problems as Stoke. A rapidly aging team, a lengthy recent history of bad transfers and a terrible defence shored up by three or four star players. They'll be in real trouble if they lose Lanzini, or if they don't start buying well.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #149 on: May 7, 2018, 02:12:20 pm »
Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #150 on: May 7, 2018, 02:22:10 pm »
That was at Everton wasn't it....Stoke was famous for 6 fingered inbreds on deadline day.

I stand corrected.

Fuck them, then. They have offered us nothing!

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #151 on: May 7, 2018, 02:48:17 pm »
interestingly enough, West Ham have many of the same problems as Stoke. A rapidly aging team, a lengthy recent history of bad transfers and a terrible defence shored up by three or four star players. They'll be in real trouble if they lose Lanzini Arnautovic, or if they don't start buying well.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #152 on: May 7, 2018, 03:40:58 pm »
Stoke's transfer policy has been a masterclass in not what to do if you are a midtable club. Like West Brom, they had their big loan signing from PSG that they had no clue to integrate into the first-team set-up. Like Swansea, they let their best attacking options leave without much thought of how to replace them.

They seem to have a lot of turnover with players being signed from abroad, who end up on loan after a season or two (i.e. Bojan, Wollscheid, Imbula) only to be sold at a loss. The warning signs were there last year when they were still relying on the likes of Glenn Whelan. They've brought in plenty of players from bigger European clubs, who have either lacked the discipline, professionalism or fitness levels to remain at those clubs.

I think one thing that this season has shown is the dearth of attacking talent in the bottom half. It used to be that a few of these sides would have maybe one first-choice forward capable of scoring 10+ a season. That doesn't seem to be the case anymore. Given that Stoke signed nearly half a dozen defenders this season, their defensive record looks even worse. I'd love to know why £18m for Wimmer, who couldn't get a game at Spurs was seen as being good value.

Be interested to know how forward-thinking they've been in putting relegation-related clauses in player's contracts.
If their contract negotiations have been as terrible as their transfer dealings, they could well be saddled with a load of players on big wages who no one else wants.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #153 on: May 7, 2018, 03:51:44 pm »
Be interested to know how forward-thinking they've been in putting relegation-related clauses in player's contracts.
If their contract negotiations have been as terrible as their transfer dealings, they could well be saddled with a load of players on big wages who no one else wants.

Yeah, I've wondered that myself, particularly when you look at clubs like Sunderland and Newcastle who haven't. Stoke also have a large number of older players, who would struggle to get what Stoke are paying them elsewhere: i.e. Ireland, Johnson, Adam

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #154 on: May 7, 2018, 03:57:00 pm »
Be interested to know how forward-thinking they've been in putting relegation-related clauses in player's contracts.
If their contract negotiations have been as terrible as their transfer dealings, they could well be saddled with a load of players on big wages who no one else wants.
luckily for them their owners are minted so they’ll probably be fine next season, would expect them to be around the playoffs at least, can’t see them dropping off like Bolton did when they went down

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Re: Stoke City This Season
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If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #157 on: May 7, 2018, 06:31:06 pm »
https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/993513458531520514

This is hilarious.

Nah pretty classless from a supposed adult. He really doesn't across well from it at all maybe he's more like the Stoke fans who abused Ramsey than he thinks.

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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #158 on: May 7, 2018, 06:42:52 pm »
Stoke's transfer policy has been a masterclass in not what to do if you are a midtable club. Like West Brom, they had their big loan signing from PSG that they had no clue to integrate into the first-team set-up. Like Swansea, they let their best attacking options leave without much thought of how to replace them.

They seem to have a lot of turnover with players being signed from abroad, who end up on loan after a season or two (i.e. Bojan, Wollscheid, Imbula) only to be sold at a loss. The warning signs were there last year when they were still relying on the likes of Glenn Whelan. They've brought in plenty of players from bigger European clubs, who have either lacked the discipline, professionalism or fitness levels to remain at those clubs.

I think one thing that this season has shown is the dearth of attacking talent in the bottom half. It used to be that a few of these sides would have maybe one first-choice forward capable of scoring 10+ a season. That doesn't seem to be the case anymore. Given that Stoke signed nearly half a dozen defenders this season, their defensive record looks even worse. I'd love to know why £18m for Wimmer, who couldn't get a game at Spurs was seen as being good value.

Everton should take note of this.  They're making a lot of the same mistakes.

As for that Henry fella, well it was mildly amusing but what's with the hate?  Stoke are a pain in the arse to be sure, but they're hardly like Aston Villa.  Seems a pretty pathetic thing for somebody to do.

How many here would want a ticket to Goodison in the hopes of seeing Everton go down?  I'd avoid it myself - I'd likely choke to death on the fewms!
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Re: Stoke City This Season
« Reply #159 on: May 7, 2018, 06:50:04 pm »
Nah pretty classless from a supposed adult. He really doesn't across well from it at all maybe he's more like the Stoke fans who abused Ramsey than he thinks.

yes because in twitter world everything is real and nothing is made up :)

Hilarious all the same.