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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24320 on: February 23, 2019, 09:47:28 am »
I’ve seen quite a few “what a surprise, the media are trying to unsettle is on the eve of a big final” type comments. This big conspiracy to stop them perfectly exemplified by their opponents in the final having a very easy ride in the press in recent days.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24321 on: February 23, 2019, 09:55:26 am »
I’ve seen quite a few “what a surprise, the media are trying to unsettle is on the eve of a big final” type comments. This big conspiracy to stop them perfectly exemplified by their opponents in the final having a very easy ride in the press in recent days.

I’m amazed those city fans actually found the article as it’s nowhere near most outlets I look at. Only place I could find it was BBC. All you can see is Sarri stories and Pep getting some comments in about Sarri facing getting sacked, which is nice of him to stoke it up some more.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24322 on: February 23, 2019, 10:29:50 am »
I’ve seen quite a few “what a surprise, the media are trying to unsettle is on the eve of a big final” type comments. This big conspiracy to stop them perfectly exemplified by their opponents in the final having a very easy ride in the press in recent days.

It's a big final but with no big clubs involved.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24323 on: February 23, 2019, 10:46:57 am »
This would be worse than Chelsea as they haven’t just ignored the rules, they’ve activ,eh lied to avoid having to comply with them.

Poor all round really.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24324 on: February 23, 2019, 11:59:35 am »
This would be worse than Chelsea as they haven’t just ignored the rules, they’ve activ,eh lied to avoid having to comply with them.

Poor all round really.
But they haven’t lied. The information is “taken out of context” and some of the evidence is “hacked and stolen”. Plus, a gentleman like Guardiola would never accept something like that.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24325 on: February 23, 2019, 07:18:56 pm »
As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24326 on: February 23, 2019, 07:20:27 pm »

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24327 on: February 23, 2019, 07:21:52 pm »
to be fair he does look h type who would do that

I know, looks a bit, well, noncey
As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24328 on: February 23, 2019, 07:24:14 pm »
I know, looks a bit, well, noncey
type of person who your missus would tell you she doesn’t want to be there when she is

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24329 on: February 23, 2019, 07:26:11 pm »
I know, looks a bit, well, noncey

He looks like a tube of toothpaste
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24330 on: February 23, 2019, 07:59:50 pm »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24331 on: February 23, 2019, 09:29:08 pm »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24332 on: February 23, 2019, 09:30:28 pm »
Can’t the sheikh just buy them?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24334 on: February 23, 2019, 11:08:49 pm »
It's a shame that there's far bigger clubs lingering around in the Championship in Leeds, Nottingham Forest, even Aston Villa (urgh) yet these small time twats are buying their way to success every year.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24335 on: February 23, 2019, 11:31:19 pm »
They have a cup final tomorrow.

We have the biggest game in the country.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24336 on: February 24, 2019, 07:47:26 am »
Has the League Cup been replaced with a special commemorative trophy made of plastic today?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24337 on: February 24, 2019, 08:06:58 am »
Has the League Cup been replaced with a special commemorative trophy made of plastic today?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24338 on: February 24, 2019, 07:25:06 pm »
First time they have ever retained a trophy. :lmao What a storied club.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24339 on: February 24, 2019, 07:31:18 pm »
Let's hope this makes their players feel more pressure, as they know they are going for multiple trophies. 

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24340 on: February 24, 2019, 07:31:57 pm »
First time they have ever retained a trophy. :lmao What a storied club.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24341 on: February 24, 2019, 07:44:23 pm »


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24342 on: February 24, 2019, 07:46:46 pm »
First time they have ever retained a trophy. :lmao What a storied club.

Let’s hope they don’t double that tally this season. The c*nts.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24343 on: February 24, 2019, 07:48:43 pm »
It’s like an instruction manual;
Sit down in your seat or stand if you prefer
Cheer and clap when the team in sky blue walk out
After 5 minutes into the game, pick up your song book and refer to page 3 “Allez Allez Allez”
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Also, sing at least ten songs about that red team from Merseyside.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24344 on: February 24, 2019, 07:52:09 pm »
Hate seeing this shower of c*nts win anything
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24345 on: February 24, 2019, 08:19:32 pm »
Laporte and Fernandinho being injured and out for a few weeks (if reports are true).. absolutely huge that, they are irreplaceable.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24346 on: February 24, 2019, 08:21:41 pm »
Laporte and Fernandinho being injured and out for a few weeks (if reports are true).. absolutely huge that, they are irreplaceable.

What will they do there? Is Mendy and Adelphi’s our too?

Back 4 of Zinchenko, Kompany, Otamendi and Walker? All the players in midfield, no steel? Where’s Stones at the moment?

Come on Anderson on Wednesday.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24347 on: February 24, 2019, 09:31:57 pm »
Also, sing the same song over and over at least ten times about that red team from Merseyside as we have none of our own, well we do have that beatles tune  , how does it go again, nar nar nar na na na nar na na na nar City
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24348 on: February 24, 2019, 09:43:53 pm »
What will they do there? Is Mendy and Adelphi’s our too?
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24349 on: February 24, 2019, 09:45:01 pm »
Bunch of Kunts.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24350 on: February 24, 2019, 09:48:32 pm »
Laporte and Fernandinho being injured and out for a few weeks (if reports are true).. absolutely huge that, they are irreplaceable.

They'll both be back by Wednesday
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24351 on: February 24, 2019, 09:48:40 pm »
What will they do there? Is Mendy and Adelphi’s our too?

Back 4 of Zinchenko, Kompany, Otamendi and Walker? All the players in midfield, no steel? Where’s Stones at the moment?

Come on Anderson on Wednesday.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24352 on: February 24, 2019, 09:54:16 pm »
Phil Foden played so well in the cup final. It's great tha Pep has taken such a shine to him and is giving him so much game time.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24353 on: February 24, 2019, 09:58:23 pm »
I’m only interested in them seeing as we are up against each other in the league, but does anyone feel it’s meaningless when they win  trophy? Another league cup but I couldn’t have given a shit which of the plastic clubs won today.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24354 on: February 24, 2019, 10:02:10 pm »
I’m only interested in them seeing as we are up against each other in the league, but does anyone feel it’s meaningless when they win  trophy? Another league cup but I couldn’t have given a shit which of the plastic clubs won today.

I don't really feel this strongly about this competition, mainly because I don't feel its necessary to have two domestic cup competitions. I've always wondered why they don't turn it into a comp for the lower division clubs instead, then just have the FA Cup as the one meaningful contest for all of the clubs. It's only the likes of City and Chelsea who can challenge in four different competitions anyway.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24355 on: February 24, 2019, 10:06:24 pm »
Their injured lads will make a miraculous recovery by Wednesday. Let's hope Pellegrini remembers they sacked him and is motivated to get a result at theirs even though the old twat said he wants them to win it.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24356 on: February 24, 2019, 10:07:49 pm »
Pellegrini is spreading his arse cheeks as we speak

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24357 on: February 24, 2019, 10:23:26 pm »
West Ham have two extra days rest, City with injuries off the back of 120 minutes. Just a shame they won to go forward on a high.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24358 on: February 24, 2019, 10:24:11 pm »
I’m only interested in them seeing as we are up against each other in the league, but does anyone feel it’s meaningless when they win trophy? Another league cup but I couldn’t have given a shit which of the plastic clubs won today.
I think everyone feels that way, it explains why other supporters would prefer them to win the league over an actual club.  I certainly feel that way, you can live with any of their wins (except those that come at our expense) as they’ll always have an asterisk beside them.

I’m trying to learn to feel the same way about Chelsea.  I feel like the last fifteen years would’ve been much easier on my blood pressure if I hadn’t fallen into the trap of feeling like they somehow mattered.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24359 on: February 24, 2019, 10:24:50 pm »
Just defend will yer!

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