Ser Pounce RIP.
Wights sack Winterfell
AKIRA explodes Neo Tokyo (AKA something from the Winterfell crypts bum rushes everyone's show).
Jon and Dani chase NK on their dragons away up to the unmapped bit for Top Gun style dogfight (Dani points at the NK and says, "Wanna know who the best is? That's him. Ice Man. It's the way he flies. Ice cold. No mistakes.")
Jon kills NK but has to sacrifice Auntie Dani. (Says to NK, "That's right, Ice Man. I
am dangerous.")
Bran makes Jon full on ice zombie and he has to go and stay icy for the next 8,000 years.
Bran gets sucked into the Weirwood net like the Lawnmower Man.
Howland Reed appears and says hi.
Brienne shags Tormund.
Arya shags Gendry.
Mountain shags/kills Hound.
Arya kills Mountain.
Arya kills Mark Gatiss.
Arya uses Mark Gatiss's face to kill Cersei with an overdue invoice.
Arya kills all the faceless men for boring everybody for too long in the middle of it all.
Sansa ends up on the Iron Throne.