Author Topic: Celebrity Masterchef (Read 16775 times)

۩ Imperator ۩ · « **Reply #40 on:** July 29, 2010, 08:58:04 pm »

Fuck's sake! Takes the fucking piss.

SalisburyRed · « **Reply #41 on:** July 29, 2010, 08:59:13 pm »

Masterchef is one of my guilty pleasures. I've not watched any of this week's episodes yet though. I know she seems to be a pretty good cook, but I can't stand Christine Hamilton, so I hope she doesn't win.

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #42 on:** July 29, 2010, 09:27:47 pm »

Love this show,but didnt know it was on till this week.will have to catch on iplayer

Randy Marsh · « **Reply #43 on:** July 29, 2010, 10:41:48 pm »

I like how quite a few of these 'stars' get quite emotional about a bit of cooking. And you might think its all put on and faked, but its the accomplishment and then the recognition of doing something well that you're not used to doing. I like it.

Always liked that Mark Little bloke, think he's funny.

jaffod · « **Reply #44 on:** July 29, 2010, 11:16:05 pm »

Gave up watching it when Alex Fletcher got knocked out last week. She could drain my spuds any time.

The G in Gerrard · « **Reply #45 on:** August 13, 2010, 12:50:50 pm »

Another quality series... However this is scary....

Mouth · « **Reply #46 on:** September 27, 2010, 08:50:01 pm »

Cant be arsed starting a new thread, anyone watching the pro version on now?

Love how the gobby bastard also fucked his chicken up and all.

jason42 · « **Reply #47 on:** September 29, 2010, 11:11:13 am »

Quote from: Dan!... Dan!... on September 29, 2010, 10:20:44 am

I find it scary how bad some professionally chefs are. I'll be all over this like rash until it finishes.

I know that nerves play a very big part in it but a pro chef should know how to clean wild mushrooms or fillet a fish.....

The G in Gerrard · « **Reply #48 on:** September 29, 2010, 01:05:10 pm »

Quote from: jason23 on September 29, 2010, 11:11:13 am

I know that nerves play a very big part in it but a pro chef should know how to clean wild mushrooms or fillet a fish.....

I was stunned when they decided to dust it down instead of washing the flipping things

Mouth · « **Reply #49 on:** September 29, 2010, 08:18:27 pm »

Did the bloke who was on normal masterchef win it? If he didnt what the fuck made him think after two years as a pro he would be good enough for this! Think he is going next.

Dermot · « **Reply #50 on:** September 30, 2010, 12:06:49 am »

Quote from: The G in Gerrard on September 29, 2010, 01:05:10 pm

I was stunned when they decided to dust it down instead of washing the flipping things

When you wash a mushroom it loses some of the flavour, but some you have to wash.

Mouth · « **Reply #51 on:** October 6, 2010, 08:53:42 pm »

Fucking hell he's crying like a baby, quick hide the knives!!

killer-heels · « **Reply #52 on:** October 6, 2010, 08:56:00 pm »

Michel Roux Jr is well fit.

Mouth · « **Reply #53 on:** October 6, 2010, 08:56:54 pm »

Quote from: killer_heels on October 6, 2010, 08:56:00 pm

Michel Roux Jr is well fit.

you are weird.

1770ben · « **Reply #54 on:** October 6, 2010, 09:01:33 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on October 6, 2010, 08:53:42 pm

Fucking hell he's crying like a baby, quick hide the knives!!

Funny as ...the cocky little fuck

Mouth · « **Reply #55 on:** October 6, 2010, 09:02:47 pm »

Quote from: 1770ben on October 6, 2010, 09:01:33 pm

Funny as ...the cocky little fuck

Felt a bit sorry for him, but at the same time, shut the fuck up its not the x-factor

1770ben · « **Reply #56 on:** October 6, 2010, 09:07:41 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on October 6, 2010, 09:02:47 pm

Felt a bit sorry for him, but at the same time, shut the fuck up its not the x-factor

I didn't feel sorry for him in the slightest. . . , enjoyed the tears

. Has there ever been a more nervous,sweaty bearded chef as the one who went through??

Livbes · « **Reply #57 on:** October 6, 2010, 09:19:18 pm »

I didn't feel sorry for him either, cocky, bald bastard. Certainly wouldn't look at the Scouser and think i bet she is a fantastic chef would you? A McNasty's chef maybe.

1770ben · « **Reply #58 on:** October 6, 2010, 09:39:00 pm »

Quote from: Livbes on October 6, 2010, 09:19:18 pm

I didn't feel sorry for him either, cocky, bald bastard. Certainly wouldn't look at the Scouser and think i bet she is a fantastic chef would you? A McNasty's chef maybe.

defo..... dark horse in the kitchen that one !

Mouth · « **Reply #59 on:** October 6, 2010, 09:41:36 pm »

Quote from: 1770ben on October 6, 2010, 09:39:00 pm

defo..... dark horse in the kitchen that one !

more like carthorse, by the size of her.

Quote from: 1770ben on October 6, 2010, 09:07:41 pm

I didn't feel sorry for him in the slightest. . . , enjoyed the tears . Has there ever been a more nervous,sweaty bearded chef as the one who went through??

bloke needed a hairnet wrapped around his entire head and face, imagine how much extra spice he added to the food bleh

1770ben · « **Reply #60 on:** October 6, 2010, 09:46:13 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on October 6, 2010, 09:41:36 pm

more like carthorse, by the size of her.
bloke needed a hairnet wrapped around his entire head and face, imagine how much extra spice he added to the food bleh

"....hairnet wrapped around his entire head and face ......"

hahaha. Classic.
And what was with the "olive emulsion"? You can buy that in Homebase, only difference it looks a bit more appetising from Homebase.

1770ben · « **Reply #61 on:** October 6, 2010, 10:03:09 pm »

A tenner says the sweaty beardo wins the whole thing .

MichaelA · « **Reply #62 on:** October 26, 2010, 08:33:15 pm »

This Scouse girl is going to win.

Millie · « **Reply #63 on:** October 26, 2010, 08:56:04 pm »

Quote from: MichaelA on October 26, 2010, 08:33:15 pm

This Scouse girl is going to win.

Agree with that

Livbes · « **Reply #64 on:** October 26, 2010, 10:04:30 pm »

Quote from: MichaelA on October 26, 2010, 08:33:15 pm

This Scouse girl is going to win.

Agreed.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #65 on:** November 2, 2010, 08:43:07 pm »

Gregg Wallace is such a fanny. If Roux said it tasted of white dog shite and marmite, Wallace would say the same.

Mouth · « **Reply #66 on:** November 2, 2010, 08:48:09 pm »

Quote from: CHOPPER on November 2, 2010, 08:43:07 pm

Gregg Wallace is such a fanny. If Roux said it tasted of white dog shite and marmite, Wallace would say the same.

I dunno, he lets technical stuff go a lot of the time that Roux doesnt, always seemed to me more of a layman who enjoys food for what it is, he has a refined palette, but still he is just a fat cockney who likes his scran.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #67 on:** November 2, 2010, 08:55:24 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on November 2, 2010, 08:48:09 pm

I dunno, he lets technical stuff go a lot of the time that Roux doesnt, always seemed to me more of a layman who enjoys food for what it is, he has a refined palette, but still he is just a fat cockney who likes his scran.

A fat cockney who likes his scran, sounds about right.

Could be worse, It could be that mummy's boy John Torode on the show who chomps like a puppet talking on Captain Scarlet when he eats his food. I'd love to poke him in the eye.

With a Hedgehog.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #68 on:** November 2, 2010, 08:59:54 pm »

Well done the scouser! She's twice the chef the other two are.

Mouth · « **Reply #69 on:** November 2, 2010, 09:06:16 pm »

Quote from: CHOPPER on November 2, 2010, 08:59:54 pm

Well done the scouser! She's twice the chef the other two are.

Yeah she did have that little bit extra all the way through. Thought it might be close with beardy, but then rice crispies wtf?

killer-heels · « **Reply #70 on:** November 2, 2010, 09:11:34 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on November 2, 2010, 09:06:16 pm

Yeah she did have that little bit extra all the way through. Thought it might be close with beardy, but then rice crispies wtf?

That was quite something that he decided to try a desert made of rice crispies cake in the Professional Masterchef final. That and the fact that it looked like something a 7 year old made with her mum one afternoon could have lost him it.

leighton · « **Reply #71 on:** November 2, 2010, 09:16:13 pm »

deserved.

Mavis Cruet · « **Reply #72 on:** November 2, 2010, 11:01:22 pm »

Just watched this on iplayer. So glad Clare won it, she was clearly the most consistent through the whole series. Well deserved.

Millie · « **Reply #73 on:** November 2, 2010, 11:31:17 pm »

Well done to Claire - did the Wirral proud

waittillmay · « **Reply #74 on:** November 3, 2010, 12:40:22 am »

Made up she won, really liked her and consistently the best there. Thats my tv fix over for another 6 months or so

Azi · « **Reply #75 on:** November 3, 2010, 12:47:53 am »

claire deserved the win

now thats over am going to watch australian masterchef and indian masterchef

jason42 · « **Reply #76 on:** November 3, 2010, 10:54:28 am »

Well done Claire - thought she always just had that edge. Her time spent in Michelin starred kitchens in Paris stood her well. John had timing issues in every round except the final but did serve some great dishes. It was close with David. I thought he looked like a serial killer when I first saw him but there was no denying his passion - he gave up his job to participate and almost won the thing. I think his dessert probably cost him a real shot at the title....

Hopefully they will do a Pro and Celebrity Champion of Champions Masterchef so we can see who truly is the Masterchef

garswegian · « **Reply #77 on:** November 3, 2010, 11:04:03 am »

Thought she had every chance of winning from seeing her in the first round, her husband working for The Panoramic must help !

MichaelA · « **Reply #78 on:** November 3, 2010, 12:05:46 pm »

really pleased for her, a great talent, and seemed to be a really nice person. Michel Roux clearly adored her too, and he's a bugger to please!

Titi Camara · « **Reply #79 on:** November 3, 2010, 02:45:36 pm »

Was pleased Claire won, think she just edged it over the whole competition as she made some fantastic food but I have to say I was a bit gutted David didn't win! How of earth he got some of the food onto those plates with them "wobbles" I'll never know!

Hopefully the two of them will pick up the sort of jobs they all obviously deserve