Author Topic: Celebrity Masterchef (Read 16778 times)

WhereAngelsPlay · « **Reply #120 on:** May 16, 2018, 11:39:28 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on May 16, 2018, 10:12:46 pm

She’ll be serving up her favourite presumably, a nice bowl of Sugar Puffs.

Bet she pours the milk straight into the box.She is only on it because she went arse over tit at some BBC gig and blamed them for it.

Ciara (with a capital "C") · « **Reply #121 on:** May 30, 2018, 11:20:13 pm »

When does this start??

sinnermichael · « **Reply #122 on:** August 13, 2018, 01:44:07 pm »

Quote from: Ciara (with a capital "C") on May 30, 2018, 11:20:13 pm

When does this start??

Next Thursday August 23rd at 8pm on BBC1.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #123 on:** August 13, 2018, 01:48:54 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on May 16, 2018, 10:12:46 pm

She’ll be serving up her favourite presumably, a nice bowl of Sugar Puffs.

Just seen this

planet-terror · « **Reply #124 on:** August 23, 2018, 08:10:03 pm »

Carol Decker has aged well.

sinnermichael · « **Reply #125 on:** August 23, 2018, 08:14:45 pm »

I'll be disappointed if Keith Allen doesn't make a vindaloo.

TepidT2O · « **Reply #126 on:** August 23, 2018, 08:48:33 pm »

Quote from: planet-terror on August 23, 2018, 08:10:03 pm

Carol Decker has aged well.

Used to live above John Menzies in Shrewsbury...

A bit odd to see her walk down the high street when she first made it big...

planet-terror · « **Reply #127 on:** August 23, 2018, 10:11:37 pm »

Quote from: Tepid T₂O on August 23, 2018, 08:48:33 pm

Used to live above John Menzies in Shrewsbury...

A bit odd to see her walk down the high street when she first made it big...

Not my usual kind of music but china in your hand hit all the right notes. Epic.

The G in Gerrard · « **Reply #128 on:** August 24, 2018, 12:00:16 am »

Never seen rice like that before.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #129 on:** August 24, 2018, 10:32:18 pm »

Quote from: Tepid T₂O on August 23, 2018, 08:48:33 pm

Used to live above John Menzies in Shrewsbury...

A bit odd to see her walk down the high street when she first made it big...

Did you chat to John at all?

TepidT2O · « **Reply #130 on:** August 24, 2018, 10:34:47 pm »

Too Scottish for me

planet-terror · « **Reply #131 on:** August 24, 2018, 10:54:53 pm »

Good week. Entertaining first 4. Cooking not so tho not to be expected at this stage.
Right 2 went through imo.

sinnermichael · « **Reply #132 on:** September 6, 2018, 02:29:23 pm »

Wonder how long it'll be tonight before Gemma Collins makes me want to throw the tv out of the window?

sinnermichael · « **Reply #133 on:** September 7, 2018, 08:50:46 pm »

Monty.

Peabee · « **Reply #134 on:** September 7, 2018, 08:52:04 pm »

Quote from: sinnermichael on September 6, 2018, 02:29:23 pm

Wonder how long it'll be tonight before Gemma Collins makes me want to throw the tv out of the window?

I didn’t have a clue who she was, but I thought she was quite funny in the restaurant (ordering proper chefs to fetch her some fish etc).

Titi Camara · « **Reply #135 on:** September 7, 2018, 09:30:59 pm »

What a massive c*nt that Collins woman is!

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #136 on:** September 7, 2018, 09:32:42 pm »

Quote from: Titi Camara on September 7, 2018, 09:30:59 pm

What a massive c*nt that Collins woman is!

Glad you said ‘is’ at the end there. Thought you had some inside knowledge Titi.

WhereAngelsPlay · « **Reply #137 on:** September 7, 2018, 09:34:48 pm »

Quote from: Titi Camara on September 7, 2018, 09:30:59 pm

What a massive c*nt that Collins woman is!

Not watching it but she is only there because she blackmailed the BBC after going arse over tit at some music festival.

Frank Becton · « **Reply #138 on:** September 8, 2018, 01:15:54 pm »

Quote from: Titi Camara on September 7, 2018, 09:30:59 pm

What a massive c*nt that Collins woman is!

Agreed, she isn't a celebrity either, glad she got knocked out.
All she does is crawl her way onto every so called celebrity show going.

planet-terror · « **Reply #139 on:** October 25, 2018, 07:14:10 pm »

Fuck me. Prince Charlie and his misses starring on masterchef Aussie. Quite surreal

sent from my r2d2 mk iv

Buck Pete · « **Reply #140 on:** August 21, 2021, 05:05:10 pm »

Anyone watching this series?

Bez from the Happy Mondays was ace the other week. A classic case of don't judge a book by its cover is Bez. Nowhere near as daft as he makes out.

Bez revealed he keeps Bee's and Greg asked him why. "Coz they're Buzzin' aren't they!'"

The young lass Megan from TOWIE was good this week. Seems sound too.

Katie Price is on next week. Should be interesting.

gazzalfc · « **Reply #141 on:** August 21, 2021, 05:09:26 pm »

Duncan from blue looked unrecognisable.

The woman from Mowgli giving the masterclass was good too. I would eat chat bombs and Himalayan cheese on toast for every meal

Jono69 · « **Reply #142 on:** August 21, 2021, 07:35:59 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on August 21, 2021, 05:05:10 pm

Anyone watching this series?

Bez from the Happy Mondays was ace the other week. A classic case of don't judge a book by its cover is Bez. Nowhere near as daft as he makes out.

Bez revealed he keeps Bee's and Greg asked him why. "Coz they're Buzzin' aren't they!'"

The young lass Megan from TOWIE was good this week. Seems sound too.

Katie Price is on next week. Should be interesting.

We saw this weeks with Megan who in fairness was extremely good , Melanie Sykes , Penny Lancaster and those 2 geezers

Will watch next week as well with Katie Price

sinnermichael · « **Reply #143 on:** August 25, 2021, 03:13:44 pm »

Katie Price was actually decent.

Good standard this week. Probably the best so far. Joe Swash gets on my tits though.

The G in Gerrard · « **Reply #144 on:** August 25, 2021, 08:50:55 pm »

Melanie Sykes hasn't aged well imo.

Can't recall anyone so far being outstanding.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #145 on:** August 26, 2021, 07:16:22 pm »

Christ I would never tire of punching that Joe Swash. Absolute gobshite

Annoying cheeky chappie, little bit of this, little bit of that…wanker.

Mr Mingebag Squid · « **Reply #146 on:** August 27, 2021, 08:27:55 am »

Quote from: Buck Pete on August 26, 2021, 07:16:22 pm

Christ I would never tire of punching that Joe Swash. Absolute gobshite

Annoying cheeky chappie, little bit of this, little bit of that…wanker.

Yes. This 100%!

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #147 on:** August 27, 2021, 08:33:13 am »

Quote from: sinnermichael on August 25, 2021, 03:13:44 pm

Katie Price was actually decent.

Good standard this week. Probably the best so far. Joe Swash gets on my tits though.

I’ve seen him on Celebrity Gogglebox with Stacey Solomon and by some distance, she is the brains of the operation.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #148 on:** August 27, 2021, 09:37:33 am »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on August 27, 2021, 08:33:13 am

I’ve seen him on Celebrity Gogglebox with Stacey Solomon and by some distance, she is the brains of the operation.

Never used to mind him but he's gone a level above cocky in this.

He was actually laughing at one of the other contestants fuckups the other day when it was clear the lad was pissed off.

"My Stacy Loves poached eggs". yadda yadda yadda

"My Old man was London cabbie, he used to cook us breakfast before his shifts" - Yadda Yadda Yadda

Katie and Dion to go through tonight hopefully but i wouldn't bet against Swash making the semi's. Wide-mouthed gimp is bulletproof on these "celebrity" shows.

gazzalfc · « **Reply #149 on:** August 27, 2021, 03:07:27 pm »

Usually happens when someone from ITV appears on BBC. Always knows where the camera is and thinks he needs to fill the silence.

Plus the cheeky chapie cockney shtick goes over well with Gregg.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #150 on:** August 27, 2021, 03:43:52 pm »

Lets not forget his cheeky winks at the camera EVERYTIME it pans over to his section of the kitchen.

I'll leave it alone now.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #151 on:** September 3, 2021, 11:29:06 am »

Thought Johannes was a bit unlucky to go last night. He's surprised me a bit to be fair. Everything I have seen him on (except strictly) he has come across a bit thick.

Ended up wanting him to remain in the comp. Seems like a lovely guy

This last group of celebs have been the most likeable IMO. Even Kem seems like a decent lad and Gavin makes me laugh. They are all so chilled and laid back

Kadeena is a potential overall winner that's for certain.

The G in Gerrard · « **Reply #152 on:** September 10, 2021, 09:05:45 pm »

Joe Swash going to make final

gazzalfc · « **Reply #153 on:** September 10, 2021, 09:53:26 pm »

It's going to be an all Essex final.

Edit - I've not seen tonight's episode so I don't know

Pistolero · « **Reply #154 on:** September 10, 2021, 10:53:58 pm »

Dreadful standard this year.....making fuckin sarnies was a new low.....hope to fuck they dont have that blert back on again

Lad · « **Reply #155 on:** September 14, 2021, 06:06:03 pm »

Quote from: gazzalfc on September 10, 2021, 09:53:26 pm

It's going to be an all Essex final.

Edit - I've not seen tonight's episode so I don't know

Yes. It's a first for Masterchef. Three of the final five actually say 'fink' instead of 'think'

Buck Pete · « **Reply #156 on:** September 14, 2021, 08:58:28 pm »

I wonder if Joe Swash comes from a working class family?

Doubt he’d ever open up to it on tv though

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #157 on:** September 14, 2021, 09:12:53 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on September 14, 2021, 08:58:28 pm

I wonder if Joe Swash comes from a working class family?

Doubt he’d ever open up to it on tv though

Buck Pete · « **Reply #158 on:** September 15, 2021, 09:37:35 am »

When I saw Joe's duck was pissing blood all over the plate I was rubbing my hands like Michael Owen after his goal against Newcastle

Then Mel Sykes goes and serves up the Risotto from hell.

Hate to say it but Joe just about deserved to stay in to be fair.

I reckon Kem wins it from here.

Charlie Adams fried egg · « **Reply #159 on:** September 15, 2021, 09:42:54 am »

Quote from: Buck Pete on September 15, 2021, 09:37:35 am

When I saw Joe's duck was pissing blood all over the plate I was rubbing my hands like Michael Owen after his goal against Newcastle

Then Mel Sykes goes and serves up the Risotto from hell.

Hate to say it but Joe just about deserved to stay in to be fair.

I reckon Kem wins it from here.

Yep. The Sykes/Bez double made it a bad week for the northerners. Too much Essex now, but as you say that was a terrible risotto.