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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6120 on: March 28, 2018, 12:02:07 pm »
99% sure as I was walking out of the Sam Smith concert last night I seen Guardiola with his family sat in an open box. Wearing a cap like the Peaky Blinders do.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6121 on: March 29, 2018, 02:11:24 pm »
Had a little chat with Nigel Spackman before the Legends match. Nice bloke.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6122 on: March 30, 2018, 12:56:43 am »
Tom Hicks in a Dallas car dealership while visiting family

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6123 on: March 30, 2018, 09:23:35 am »
Tom Hicks in a Dallas car dealership while visiting family

Did he manage to sell you a car?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6124 on: March 30, 2018, 09:29:46 am »
Did he manage to sell you a car?

Hopefully downtown bought it for a third of what it's worth. Epic swindle.

Edit - Unless it wasn't Hicks' dealership. In which case I hope he paid a fair price.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6125 on: April 23, 2018, 02:05:48 pm »
My two mates were golfing with king Kenny in Spain on Friday . Sent a selfie Kenny took of the three of them ....Jammy bastards and ones a bluenose too

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6126 on: April 23, 2018, 06:21:06 pm »
I ran London marathon yesterday. Traveling back today with my good lady.


Who else is on the 12:07 from Euston to Lime Street?

Geoff Shreeves.  Before that I spotted our very own Egyptian King.

Didn't want to bother him as he clearly wanted to be left alone but smile and chatted to people even when they were acting a bit weird.


Got a smile and a wave as we left the car park and saw him again

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6127 on: April 25, 2018, 02:30:53 pm »
Joe Allen, filling up with fuel in Anglesey. He was watching our game in a local pub last night. 

Didn't seem inclined to go easy on us at the weekend - as they need the points.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6128 on: April 25, 2018, 03:37:21 pm »
Zak Whitebread in a play centre in Warrington.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6129 on: April 25, 2018, 09:45:24 pm »
Zak Whitebread in a play centre in Warrington.

Christ you've got me beat there 😂

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6130 on: April 25, 2018, 10:14:38 pm »
Zak Whitebread in a play centre in Warrington.

With his kids or working there?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6131 on: April 25, 2018, 11:18:56 pm »
With his kids or working there?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6132 on: April 27, 2018, 09:42:38 pm »
The missus was picking up our son from nursery yesterday. A nice porche had blocked the way in. It was Bobby Firmino who was picking up his daughter. She asked him to move it and he did - she then said to me "That footballer is a right idiot"

I told her to leave Bobby alone
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6133 on: April 27, 2018, 09:44:58 pm »
The missus was picking up our son from nursery yesterday. A nice porche had blocked the way in. It was Bobby Firmino who was picking up his daughter. She asked him to move it and he did - she then said to me "That footballer is a right idiot"

I told her to leave Bobby alone

Them be fighting words!

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6134 on: April 27, 2018, 11:26:32 pm »
The missus was picking up our son from nursery yesterday. A nice porche had blocked the way in. It was Bobby Firmino who was picking up his daughter. She asked him to move it and he did - she then said to me "That footballer is a right idiot"

I told her to leave Bobby alone
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6135 on: April 28, 2018, 12:18:07 am »
I ran London marathon yesterday. Traveling back today with my good lady.


Who else is on the 12:07 from Euston to Lime Street?

Geoff Shreeves. 

You know your out of the next Marathon right, how do you feel about it?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6136 on: April 29, 2018, 08:42:17 pm »
Crouchy in Salt Dog Slims last night.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6137 on: April 29, 2018, 08:56:29 pm »
I saw the whole Man City squad at Euston last night getting off the train and onto the coach. Reports of it’s demise earlier this month, were clearly exaggerated. Unlike them in the Champions League.

Vincent Kompany got mobbed and seemed quite happy to sign autographs and photos with people as did Kevin De Bruyne.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6138 on: May 4, 2018, 10:22:33 pm »
Zeljko Buvac on a EuroWings flight from Manchester airport to Cologne/Bonn - he wasn't even in business class - sat in Economy with everyone, and rode the bus with us to passport control.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6139 on: May 28, 2018, 12:54:15 pm »
Just got back from an SCI football festival in Prestatyn with my under-10's. Every year they have an ex-pro on the stage to dish out the medals and trophies. Last year it was Peter Reid. This year it was Razor Ruddock! ;D The guy is off his tits.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6140 on: May 28, 2018, 01:22:38 pm »
Just got back from an SCI football festival in Prestatyn with my under-10's. Every year they have an ex-pro on the stage to dish out the medals and trophies. Last year it was Peter Reid. This year it was Razor Ruddock! ;D The guy is off his tits.

Did he teach the kids to pass on coins during the match... and if they lost a match the philosophy should always be "win or lose, first on the booze"?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6141 on: May 28, 2018, 03:07:07 pm »
Saw Stan Collymore at Warsaw airport this morning, apparently he’d been working for Russian tv.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6142 on: May 29, 2018, 01:04:32 pm »
Just got back from an SCI football festival in Prestatyn with my under-10's. Every year they have an ex-pro on the stage to dish out the medals and trophies. Last year it was Peter Reid. This year it was Razor Ruddock! ;D The guy is off his tits.

I met him once when he was actually playing for us. he is a wanker of the highest order and should never have been anywhere near a liverpool shirt.

Hope your team did well though
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6143 on: May 29, 2018, 02:34:39 pm »
I met him once when he was actually playing for us. he is a wanker of the highest order and should never have been anywhere near a liverpool shirt.
He did come over like a bit of a tosser. I used to see him in The Grapes in Formby. He was always on the ale and acting the big fella. I also recall just after he'd been caught out having an affair with a young woman. It was all over the press. Not long after, he was in there and she was stood by me at the bar. They never spoke but it looked like she passed a note to him via his mate behind the bar.

He also came over as a slippery bastard on TV when the bailiffs on 'Cant pay, we'll take it away' were after him.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6144 on: May 29, 2018, 03:41:40 pm »
Having a meal in Kiev on Saturday before heading to the fan park, place is empty except us and this one table full of Real fans. While we're sitting there one of them comes over and asks me to take a photo of their table, and after I've joked with them that I won't because they're Real fans, I go over. Then one of them takes the phone back off me which I'm supposed to snap them on and says: "No, you are part of the picture".

Then I'm lined up with them, and the guy next to me starts taking to me under his breath while we're smiling for the photo. "The man next sitting in front of you is Manuel Sanchis. He played for Real Madrid in the 80s and 90s and won the European Cup. He is a legend of the club." So I shook his hand and told him let's see what happens tonight, and he says good luck after this game, blah blah.

Bit weird that they wanted a photo with me and not the other way around!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6145 on: May 29, 2018, 03:49:09 pm »
He did come over like a bit of a tosser. I used to see him in The Grapes in Formby. He was always on the ale and acting the big fella. I also recall just after he'd been caught out having an affair with a young woman. It was all over the press. Not long after, he was in there and she was stood by me at the bar. They never spoke but it looked like she passed a note to him via his mate behind the bar.

He also came over as a slippery bastard on TV when the bailiffs on 'Cant pay, we'll take it away' were after him.

I met him at a christmas work do at a chinese in town. This was christmas 96 I think. Anyway, there were a few tables with some players there including him. I went over to ask for a few authographs which most were happy to give. Anyway, he made some derogatory comment to me - it was a jokey way but was below the belt. We ended up squaring up to each other before Phil Thompson told him to sit down and stop being a prick. I will never forget that and the way he acted when all the other players were being sound. I would have chinned him as well
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6146 on: May 29, 2018, 06:13:18 pm »
He did come over like a bit of a tosser. I used to see him in The Grapes in Formby. He was always on the ale and acting the big fella. I also recall just after he'd been caught out having an affair with a young woman. It was all over the press. Not long after, he was in there and she was stood by me at the bar. They never spoke but it looked like she passed a note to him via his mate behind the bar.

He also came over as a slippery bastard on TV when the bailiffs on 'Cant pay, we'll take it away' were after him.

Ever drive his Porsche?  ;)
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6147 on: May 29, 2018, 06:22:54 pm »
I met him at a christmas work do at a chinese in town. This was christmas 96 I think. Anyway, there were a few tables with some players there including him. I went over to ask for a few authographs which most were happy to give. Anyway, he made some derogatory comment to me - it was a jokey way but was below the belt. We ended up squaring up to each other before Phil Thompson told him to sit down and stop being a prick. I will never forget that and the way he acted when all the other players were being sound. I would have chinned him as well
The more I hear about him, the less I like him. He seems to lack a bit of class going on your experience with him there. Glad Phil slapped him down. I'd like to have been a fly on the wall if you'd have chinned him, though.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6148 on: May 29, 2018, 06:24:40 pm »
Ever drive his Porsche?  ;)
I wondered if someone might mention that. 😁

It wasn't me that put it in a field, honest. ;)
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6149 on: May 29, 2018, 07:03:42 pm »
Ever drive his Porsche?  ;)

The only time he was spotted running at pace on grass I heard.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6150 on: May 29, 2018, 08:40:53 pm »
Razor Ruddock! ;D The guy is off his tits.

And he's got big ones!

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6151 on: June 19, 2018, 04:50:28 pm »
Adam Lallana in a Dubai hotel, running on a tread mill
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6152 on: June 19, 2018, 05:37:19 pm »
Adam Lallana in a Dubai hotel, running on a tread mill

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6153 on: June 22, 2018, 08:55:22 am »
I would have chinned him as well
Well he did have plenty of them to hit  :D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6154 on: June 28, 2018, 07:59:43 pm »
Just seen Danny Ings wandering around in Southampton
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6155 on: June 28, 2018, 09:10:47 pm »
I met him at a christmas work do at a chinese in town. This was christmas 96 I think. Anyway, there were a few tables with some players there including him. I went over to ask for a few authographs which most were happy to give. Anyway, he made some derogatory comment to me - it was a jokey way but was below the belt. We ended up squaring up to each other before Phil Thompson told him to sit down and stop being a prick. I will never forget that and the way he acted when all the other players were being sound. I would have chinned him as well


hes the only lfc player id walk past and wouldnt give a shit.
total prick and biggeat waste of talent ever.
to many peeople suck up to these type.of player's who didn't care a less about proving it week in week out just a pisshead who picked his overpaid wages up.
came to a local near ours got pissed up plus other things and left without paying his bill. total gobshite
part of the noise!!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6156 on: June 28, 2018, 09:18:18 pm »

hes the only lfc player id walk past and wouldnt give a shit.
total prick and biggeat waste of talent ever.
to many peeople suck up to these type.of player's who didn't care a less about proving it week in week out just a pisshead who picked his overpaid wages up.
came to a local near ours got pissed up plus other things and left without paying his bill. total gobshite

I never forget the pound game that fat prick played rather than focusing on playing for Liverpool, met him when I played semi pro down south and he sees himself as a spurs legend “propa geeza” 

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6157 on: June 28, 2018, 09:22:13 pm »
hes the only lfc player id walk past and wouldnt give a shit.
total prick and biggest waist of talent ever.
to many peeople suck up to these type.of player's who didn't care a less about proving it week in week out just a pisshead who picked his overpaid wages up.
came to a local near ours got pissed up plus other things and left without paying his bill. total gobshite

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6158 on: June 28, 2018, 11:37:11 pm »
Neil ruddock being a twat stuns me.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6159 on: June 29, 2018, 04:23:09 pm »
Just seen Danny Ings wandering around in Southampton
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