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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6440 on: November 28, 2021, 08:37:09 am »
Imagine the damage he'd have done
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6441 on: November 29, 2021, 03:11:04 pm »
Stevie walking his dog with his missus yesterday morning when it was freezing.

Not sure if he moved back permanently or not
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6442 on: November 29, 2021, 03:21:59 pm »
Stevie walking his dog with his missus yesterday morning when it was freezing.

Not sure if he moved back permanently or not
Missed opportunity. You could have whipped out your phone and told him about all the research we have been doing on service stations on the M6 and the best commuting routes for him.  I'm sure he'd have been dead grateful.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6443 on: November 29, 2021, 04:19:28 pm »
Obviously you didn't manage to circumvent the collision avoidance systems then.

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Imagine the damage he'd have done

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6444 on: November 29, 2021, 04:26:09 pm »
Obviously you didn't manage to circumvent the collision avoidance systems then.

Reminds me of a Tommy Cooper joke : My wife got knocked down by a lorry yesterday. I said to the driver, "why didn't you drive around her ?" he said, "I didn't have enough petrol"

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6445 on: December 14, 2021, 05:31:55 pm »
Just saw JC coming out of the printers. It was dark and drizzly and there's me parked kerbside with me window down to de-fog the windscreen.

"Jamie"...I sez...

He spun round 360 looking for the source of the salutation....but like all defenders his awareness was still sharp and he pinged me grinnin at him from the seat of me car.

"Love your punditry mate...."  said I.

"Arr thanks mate.." he replied with a kindly grin.

We bumped fists and he went on his merry little way.

I had a little chuckle to meself and continued to flick through the radio channels...

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6446 on: December 14, 2021, 09:52:15 pm »
Been delivering pizzas in the evening as a side job to save up some money for a trip to New York.

Had an order Saturday night, couldn't find the house so rang the mobile number given, guy on the phone sounds familiar, but couldn't put my finger on it.

Then when he says 'I'll send my security out to the road to help you out' I know it must be someone famous.

See the guy on the road and he's got a Liverpool training sweater on, so I know it has to be one of the 1st team, ask him who and he reluctantly said 'it's Virgil'.

Then I realised it was his voice when I called as he has a distinctive voice.

So forever now, I will be able to say I delivered a pizza to Virgil Van Dijk. 😁

(Also have his number in my dialled list)
« Last Edit: December 14, 2021, 09:56:32 pm by rhysd »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6447 on: December 14, 2021, 11:25:07 pm »
Reminds me of a Tommy Cooper joke : My wife got knocked down by a lorry yesterday. I said to the driver, "why didn't you drive around her ?" he said, "I didn't have enough petrol"

Policeman: I'm sorry Sir, but it's your wife. Looks like she's been hit by a lorry

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6448 on: December 15, 2021, 12:38:52 am »
Been delivering pizzas in the evening as a side job to save up some money for a trip to New York.

Had an order Saturday night, couldn't find the house
It's the centre house, it's No.4...

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so rang the mobile number given, guy on the phone sounds familiar, but couldn't put my finger on it.

Then when he says 'I'll send my security out to the road to help you out' I know it must be someone famous.

See the guy on the road and he's got a Liverpool training sweater on, so I know it has to be one of the 1st team, ask him who and he reluctantly said 'it's Virgil'.

Then I realised it was his voice when I called as he has a distinctive voice.

So forever now, I will be able to say I delivered a pizza to Virgil Van Dijk. 😁

(Also have his number in my dialled list)
That's pretty cool. What toppings did he have on his pizza?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6449 on: December 15, 2021, 01:10:42 am »
That's pretty cool. What toppings did he have on his pizza?

Some Pickford and a sprinkling of opposition strikers, I believe. 🍕🍕
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6450 on: December 15, 2021, 07:11:01 am »
That's pretty cool. What toppings did he have on his pizza?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6451 on: December 15, 2021, 09:16:45 am »
Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6452 on: December 15, 2021, 10:40:47 am »
Went for a meal Friday night in Chester and Ian Rush was in there with his missus. They were enjoying a drink at the hotel bar, so presumably staying there before the match on Saturday.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6453 on: December 15, 2021, 10:45:38 am »
Policeman: I'm sorry Sir, but it's your wife. Looks like she's been hit by a lorry

Husband: Yeah, I know, but she's got a great personality
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6454 on: December 15, 2021, 12:03:02 pm »
It's the centre house, it's No.4...
That's pretty cool. What toppings did he have on his pizza?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6455 on: December 16, 2021, 07:05:06 am »
Went for a meal Friday night in Chester and Ian Rush was in there with his missus. They were enjoying a drink at the hotel bar, so presumably staying there before the match on Saturday.



Let's hope it was his wife otherwise you've grassed him right up  ;D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6456 on: December 16, 2021, 07:48:30 am »
Let's hope it was his wife otherwise you've grassed him right up  ;D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6457 on: December 16, 2021, 08:30:40 am »
“Honestly love, it must have been John Aldridge”

Ha ha. Great work.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6458 on: December 16, 2021, 07:21:13 pm »
Been delivering pizzas in the evening as a side job to save up some money for a trip to New York.

Had an order Saturday night, couldn't find the house so rang the mobile number given, guy on the phone sounds familiar, but couldn't put my finger on it.

Then when he says 'I'll send my security out to the road to help you out' I know it must be someone famous.

See the guy on the road and he's got a Liverpool training sweater on, so I know it has to be one of the 1st team, ask him who and he reluctantly said 'it's Virgil'.

Then I realised it was his voice when I called as he has a distinctive voice.

So forever now, I will be able to say I delivered a pizza to Virgil Van Dijk. 😁

(Also have his number in my dialled list)

I hope you didn't give him the COVID. Better get tested yourself mate ;D  :'(
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6459 on: December 16, 2021, 07:22:59 pm »
Large pepperoni passion with a side of chicken kickers.

And a side of SARS-CoV-2, by the sounds of it
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6460 on: December 16, 2021, 07:23:14 pm »

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6461 on: December 16, 2021, 07:23:38 pm »
Yeah nice one Rhys. :wanker

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6462 on: December 17, 2021, 08:37:07 am »
Thread title needs to be changed to "Guess who I just gave Covid to"
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6463 on: December 17, 2021, 09:21:35 am »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6464 on: December 17, 2021, 11:56:10 am »
And a side of SARS-CoV-2, by the sounds of it

Thread title needs to be changed to "Guess who I just gave Covid to"

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6465 on: December 18, 2021, 12:22:32 am »
Not me but...

Sent an email to a very good friend in Walton letting them know I received their Christmas card.

She replied with pictures that her and her mum had pictures taken with Bobby's Dad who was at Old Trafford and they sat near him.


Damn jealous me.... ;D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6466 on: December 18, 2021, 02:42:54 am »
Been delivering pizzas in the evening as a side job to save up some money for a trip to New York.

Had an order Saturday night, couldn't find the house so rang the mobile number given, guy on the phone sounds familiar, but couldn't put my finger on it.

Then when he says 'I'll send my security out to the road to help you out' I know it must be someone famous.

See the guy on the road and he's got a Liverpool training sweater on, so I know it has to be one of the 1st team, ask him who and he reluctantly said 'it's Virgil'.

Then I realised it was his voice when I called as he has a distinctive voice.

So forever now, I will be able to say I delivered a pizza to Virgil Van Dijk. 😁

(Also have his number in my dialled list)

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6467 on: December 24, 2021, 11:20:42 pm »
Saw 'Paddy the Baddy' at Lime Street a fortnight ago. Came across as sound as he does when you see him on the box.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6468 on: September 9, 2022, 09:58:06 pm »
Stopped for fuel earlier at the Copper Pot garage on the Lancs...cashiers started getting a bit jumpy.. turned around and Mo Salah was in the queue behind me....waited outside to tell him his form has been shite since the Afcons, and he needs to get his arse into gear...but settled for an autograph instead....
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6469 on: September 9, 2022, 11:00:01 pm »
Walked past Mike Riley coming out of Birmingham airport.....told him he's done a disgraceful job with the current refs and they all need binning!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6470 on: September 9, 2022, 11:28:59 pm »
Walked past Mike Riley coming out of Birmingham airport.....told him he's done a disgraceful job with the current refs and they all need binning!
You should have nutted the fucker while you had the chance. Mind you the bizzies would have used VAR with purpose drawn lines to convict you so maybe not.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6471 on: September 10, 2022, 10:33:29 am »
Walked past Mike Riley coming out of Birmingham airport.....told him he's done a disgraceful job with the current refs and they all need binning!

Howard Webb is in charge of them now.