Author Topic: Adverts you hate (Read 195131 times)

IgorBobbins · « **Reply #960 on:** September 20, 2019, 10:34:27 am »

Bet-f*cking*365 and Ray-f*cking-Winston

F*ck off

J_Kopite · « **Reply #961 on:** September 24, 2019, 12:12:41 pm »

Deliveroo.

rob1966 · « **Reply #962 on:** September 24, 2019, 01:06:22 pm »

Selects Specs - not the ad itself, but that weird little baldy fella at the start banging on about his £6 glasses

IgorBobbins · « **Reply #963 on:** September 29, 2019, 05:24:03 pm »

HMGov’s Get Ready For Brexit adverts

rob1966 · « **Reply #964 on:** September 29, 2019, 05:29:26 pm »

Quote from: IgorBobbins on September 29, 2019, 05:24:03 pm

HMGov’s Get Ready For Brexit adverts

Even they don't know what the fuck is going on, so how are we supposed to get ready for Brexit?.

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #965 on:** September 29, 2019, 06:15:49 pm »

Those Nationwide ads about saving money. Go fuck yourselves.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #966 on:** September 29, 2019, 10:12:39 pm »

They even have that stupid Haribo advert here in Sardinia.

Even in Italian it's shite.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #967 on:** September 29, 2019, 10:17:12 pm »

That one abar birds who cant stop pissing themselves when they laugh or fart. Bang out'a order that.

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #968 on:** September 29, 2019, 10:34:17 pm »

Bum...
Hips...
Heart...
But how do I keep my mouth healthy?

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!

rob1966 · « **Reply #969 on:** October 1, 2019, 07:31:11 pm »

That have a cup of tea equity release advert.

That other one with Vorderman in it, vile plastic faced twat. She's a maths genius, how can she advertise a product that basically rips you off? Twat.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #970 on:** October 1, 2019, 07:36:47 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on October 1, 2019, 07:31:11 pm

That have a cup of tea equity release advert.

That other one with Vorderman in it, vile plastic faced twat. She's a maths genius, how can she advertise a product that basically rips you off? Twat.

Remember what happened last time we discussed Vorderman Rob. The thread got locked.

I agree and that's all I'm saying

rob1966 · « **Reply #971 on:** October 1, 2019, 07:41:35 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on October 1, 2019, 07:36:47 pm

Remember what happened last time we discussed Vorderman Rob. The thread got locked.

I agree and that's all I'm saying

Shit yes.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #972 on:** October 1, 2019, 07:44:13 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on October 1, 2019, 07:41:35 pm

Shit yes.

It was my fault but you were involved

fingermouse · « **Reply #973 on:** October 1, 2019, 07:52:39 pm »

"I think I've found the right snack"

To the tune of 'total eclipse of the heart"... think it's for a low calorie nut bar.

Seethe!!!!

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rob1966 · « **Reply #974 on:** October 1, 2019, 08:02:53 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on October 1, 2019, 07:44:13 pm

It was my fault but you were involved

I always stick my nose in where I shouldn't

S · « **Reply #975 on:** October 2, 2019, 07:52:36 pm »

Deliveroo. “No carbs before Marbs” and all the rest of that shit the woman says.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #976 on:** October 2, 2019, 07:57:20 pm »

Quote from: S on October 2, 2019, 07:52:36 pm

Deliveroo. “No carbs before Marbs” and all the rest of that shit the woman says.

You watching BT too then? Every bloody break.

"Deliveroo! Right, we've got more than 1 restaurant so the other bag is 20 minutes away.

Oh, they've forgot the sides.

Oh, it's stone cold."

Statto Red · « **Reply #977 on:** October 3, 2019, 01:58:03 am »

Macnasties adverts in particular the ones were they hold the burger staring at it, just eat the damm thing ffs,

or better still throw it away & buy a decent burger.

Frank Becton · « **Reply #978 on:** October 3, 2019, 11:31:59 am »

Just Eat "did somebody say just eat?" No, somebody said go and fuck off.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #979 on:** October 3, 2019, 11:35:07 am »

LEEUURRTTSSSS GOOOURRGHHH TUIRRRR WUUURRRRKKKKKKKKAAAA

Buck Pete · « **Reply #980 on:** October 3, 2019, 11:54:21 am »

Vorderman talking to the two dozy retirees who are just about to be conned into handing over a huge percentage of their houses equity to a gang of shylocks, just so they can fuck off on a Saga cruise around the med or maybe go and annoy their son and his family in Australia.

She was on countdown with Giles Brandreth doing some simple sums so we can obviously hand over our house to some faceless men in suits in a rented Regus office somewhere we will never find let alone see.

The short arsed actor who plays the arl bloke who's being bribed to part with his house he worked all his life to pay for purely by the site of Carols' huge plastic fake tits is very familiar. Can't think what I've seen him in before, driving me nuts.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #981 on:** October 3, 2019, 01:28:22 pm »

Quote from: Statto Red on October 3, 2019, 01:58:03 am

Macnasties adverts in particular the ones were they hold the burger staring at it, just eat the damm thing ffs, or better still throw it away & buy a decent burger.

Irritates me how the Snape lookalike looks older at the start than at the end.

S · « **Reply #982 on:** October 3, 2019, 01:46:15 pm »

Whilst we're on McNasty's the narrator of their adverts does my head in. Especially grating on the radio.

rob1966 · « **Reply #983 on:** October 3, 2019, 06:20:39 pm »

Quote from: S on October 3, 2019, 01:46:15 pm

Whilst we're on McNasty's the narrator of their adverts does my head in. Especially grating on the radio.

Was just going to post this, annoying voice on him.

rowan_d · « **Reply #984 on:** October 4, 2019, 07:46:38 am »

The NowTV one that's on all the football podcasts with I think Alan Smith

Fucking dreadful voice for a radio ad.

rob1966 · « **Reply #985 on:** October 4, 2019, 08:26:45 am »

Quote from: rowan_d on October 4, 2019, 07:46:38 am

The NowTV one that's on all the football podcasts with I think Alan Smith

Fucking dreadful voice ~~for a radio ad.~~

Buck Pete · « **Reply #986 on:** October 4, 2019, 09:57:42 am »

That one on BT Sport with Rio on the electric scooter thing and Linekar has a go.

Rio the cool kid and Gary the loveable self-depreciating buffoon

yeah whatever.

rhylred · « **Reply #987 on:** October 4, 2019, 11:04:53 am »

Just eat & any advert with actors made up to look like Papillion & his mrs getting life insurance & equity to pass on to the grandkids......

bradders1011 · « **Reply #988 on:** October 12, 2019, 02:19:44 am »

The Coors 'rap battles' in every C4 ad break. Awful people doing awful supposed comedy.

Statto Red · « **Reply #989 on:** November 3, 2019, 09:44:25 pm »

Delerverfuckingroo, on almost every ad break.

Only Me · « **Reply #990 on:** November 3, 2019, 10:43:45 pm »

That one for the doorbell with a security camera in it.

Annoys the fucking tits off me.

"Erm can I help you?" in an annoyed tone to some skinny hipster burglar prick whos hanging round the front door in the dark.

"Its behind the chair over there Johnny" to a lad who looks abar 35 years old but is still playing footy in the back garden, and clearly thinks its ok to trespass behind the back of your house just because he's so shite that he's webbed his Wembley trophy over the fence.

"Sorry [smug chuckle], but I'm on holiday" to some drippy fucker whos dropped round with a bottle of wine. "Oh, ok, have a great time!"

Correct interactions should be:

1. Hey you skanky fucking little tramp, get to fuck away from me house or I'll come down there and boot fuck out of ya.

2. Billy, fuck off now or I'll release the hounds. I warned you last time what would happen, so the balls getting knifed. Stop bothering me and go and get yourself a girlfriend like a normal adolescent you drippy little c*nt.

3. Hey soft shite, I told you I was away in Benidorm last week. Fuck off and leave me in peace. Leave the Shiraz behind the recycling bin before you go - some skinny little hipster c*nt's been loitering and I don't want him to rob it.

Dench57 · « **Reply #991 on:** November 4, 2019, 12:11:09 pm »

Buck Pete · « **Reply #992 on:** November 4, 2019, 12:14:07 pm »

Quote from: Only Me on November 3, 2019, 10:43:45 pm

snip

Grifter-Esq

Beautiful

bradders1011 · « **Reply #993 on:** November 4, 2019, 11:58:20 pm »

I was in the cinema the other day for the new Terminator (I know, I know...) and half the audience actually laughed at the Specsavers ad where he mistakes the furry hat for a cat.

It was an amusing premise, perhaps, the first time it was on about 4 years ago, but surely everybody has seen it a million times by now?

bradders1011 · « **Reply #994 on:** November 10, 2019, 09:18:28 pm »

Walkers.

In November.

Using Mariah ******* Carey.

I'll be buying Tyrrells.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #995 on:** November 10, 2019, 09:48:04 pm »

Quote from: bradders1011 on November 10, 2019, 09:18:28 pm

Walkers.

In November.

Using Mariah ******* Carey.

I'll be buying Tyrrells.

She must be short of a few bob.

rob1966 · « **Reply #996 on:** November 10, 2019, 10:09:30 pm »

Quote from: bradders1011 on November 10, 2019, 09:18:28 pm

Walkers.

In November.

Using Mariah ******* Carey.

I'll be buying Tyrrells.

Blues Brothers - Everybody needs Somebody to love in that awful Amazon ad

Queen - Somebody to Love Visa christmas ad

FUCK OFF

Nobby Reserve · « **Reply #997 on:** November 11, 2019, 10:19:58 am »

Ricky Tomlinson putting on a 'posh Scouse' accent to sell frozen roast potatoes.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #998 on:** November 11, 2019, 10:44:02 am »

Quote from: Nobby Reserve on November 11, 2019, 10:19:58 am

Ricky Tomlinson putting on a 'posh Scouse' accent to sell frozen roast potatoes.

Or a "Cilla" as it's commonly known.

The Gulleysucker · « **Reply #999 on:** November 11, 2019, 10:46:53 am »

Quote from: Nobby Reserve on November 11, 2019, 10:19:58 am

Ricky Tomlinson putting on a 'posh Scouse' accent to sell frozen roast potatoes.

Maybe, just maybe, off camera and at home, that's how he really sounds...