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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3520 on: May 15, 2018, 04:35:42 pm »
5 ex man Utd twats on ITV, won't be able to avoid them

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3521 on: May 15, 2018, 04:58:43 pm »
5 ex man Utd twats on ITV, won't be able to avoid them

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3522 on: May 15, 2018, 05:00:18 pm »
Do people actually sit there and listen to the pundits before the match, at half time or after the match? Why do that to yourselves?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3523 on: May 15, 2018, 05:00:44 pm »
What a cop out letting Wright and Shearer pick goal of the season. Guarantee that Salah won the popular vote.
Salah did beat Vardy in the popular vote.

For me a goal of the season is a sign of that player's quality, which is why 'out of the blue' punts - a la Jagielka at Anfield in 2014 - should never win it, in my opinion. The goals by Daniels, Obiang and possibly Wanyama could be put in that category as it was out of character and not seen again from that player. You could say that for Boufal as well.

Sane's goal at Arsenal was beautiful to watch. It was between that, Salah and Vardy for me.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3524 on: May 15, 2018, 05:55:42 pm »
Christ, those are some terrible lineups. For the BBC lot, I quite like Lampard, and think Ferdinand and Nevin provide some decent analysis. Other than that...nah. Bilic is alright for ITV, and I'd be interested to see what Larsson's like, but beyond that it's like a gaggle of idiots. It's almost like they're both trying to get rid of viewers, although no doubt the tabloid reading 606 contingent will lap it up.

Wish someone could persuade Alan McManus to make the leap into football punditry...

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3525 on: May 15, 2018, 06:01:22 pm »
Do people actually sit there and listen to the pundits before the match, at half time or after the match? Why do that to yourselves?
I'm a sad bastard so I do occasionally, but only if it's ones I like. The RTE lot can be good at times, didn't mind the Lampard Gerrard Ferdinand BT triumvirate, and there's an American on NBC (or it might be Fox, not sure) whose name I've forgotten who I think is excellent - really insightful, pretty balanced and completely ignores whatever the prevailing media narrative on at given player is, which is very refreshing.

But yeah, generally pundits are fucking useless.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3526 on: May 15, 2018, 06:01:53 pm »
I think the radio team is better at the BBC to be honest. I don't mind listening to the radio either. The ITV line up is just plain awful.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3527 on: May 15, 2018, 06:07:55 pm »
I'm a sad bastard so I do occasionally, but only if it's ones I like. The RTE lot can be good at times, didn't mind the Lampard Gerrard Ferdinand BT triumvirate, and there's an American on NBC (or it might be Fox, not sure) whose name I've forgotten who I think is excellent - really insightful, pretty balanced and completely ignores whatever the prevailing media narrative on at given player is, which is very refreshing.

But yeah, generally pundits are fucking useless.

Kyle Martino maybe? He's usually quite good. I don't mind NBCSN at all, it's a million times better than Sky was from when I remember it. And I guess still is! 

The main NBCSN commentator is Arlo White, who I don't mimd. But they do use a lot of the worldwide commentators too, so we do get stuck with Martin Tyler some days  ::) And some right gormless pundits doing co-commentary on the world wide broadcasts too. But generally they are better.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3528 on: May 15, 2018, 06:13:00 pm »
Kyle Martino maybe? He's usually quite good. I don't mind NBCSN at all, it's a million times better than Sky was from when I remember it. And I guess still is! 

The main NBCSN commentator is Arlo White, who I don't mimd. But they do use a lot of the worldwide commentators too, so we do get stuck with Martin Tyler some days  ::) And some right gormless pundits doing co-commentary on the world wide broadcasts too. But generally they are better.
Yeah, Martino, really like him, for the most part. Cheers man, I always forget his name for some reason.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3529 on: May 16, 2018, 02:47:14 pm »
You say Honey? I say Fuck off.

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There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3530 on: May 16, 2018, 02:50:49 pm »
Fuck me, that's grim.

Don't think it's that bad really, it's better than the BBC lot in my opinion. There's a couple of very obvious exceptions but Neville and Bilic are very good as pundits and I don't mind Keane (when he's not talking about us) or O'Neill. Larsson and Aluko should be alright and Clattenburg is pretty interesting by refereeing standards. Could be alright.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3531 on: May 17, 2018, 08:00:12 pm »
Don't think it's that bad really, it's better than the BBC lot in my opinion. There's a couple of very obvious exceptions but Neville and Bilic are very good as pundits and I don't mind Keane (when he's not talking about us) or O'Neill. Larsson and Aluko should be alright and Clattenburg is pretty interesting by refereeing standards. Could be alright.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3532 on: May 17, 2018, 08:08:46 pm »
So a bunch of fucking mancs and a Croat.

What does Aluko offer?
« Last Edit: May 17, 2018, 08:12:52 pm by Upinsmoke »

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3533 on: August 11, 2018, 08:43:07 pm »
No doubt it's the same old shite pundits all season?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3534 on: August 11, 2018, 08:44:27 pm »
Running order;  Ful/CP, Wol/Eve, Bou/Car, New/Tot, Hud/Che, Wat/Bri, ManU/Lei.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3535 on: August 11, 2018, 08:47:32 pm »
I can’t wait to not watch this later.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3536 on: August 11, 2018, 09:04:18 pm »
I'm sitting here waiting to not watch it later an' all.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3537 on: August 11, 2018, 10:05:13 pm »
Nah it's opening day, you need to get back involved in MOTD and reacquaint yourselves with the sheer unimaginable gobshitery on offer.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3538 on: August 11, 2018, 10:13:04 pm »
Can't believe the BBC pay Shearer £420,000 a year.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3539 on: August 11, 2018, 10:17:24 pm »
Can't believe the BBC pay Shearer £420,000 a year.

Disgraceful, no wonder he sits there with such a smug look on his face.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3540 on: August 11, 2018, 10:25:46 pm »
Can't believe the BBC pay Shearer £420,000 a year.
I honestly don't get it. What justifies that salary? It's not like there would be petitions if he was sacked or he threatened to leave if they reduced his salary. It's a fucking disgrace that a company like the BBC are pissing the public's money up the wall on an absolute gobshite like Alan 'state the obvious' Shearer.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3541 on: August 11, 2018, 10:25:47 pm »
Lovely bit of Don Henley to kick off the Premier League season there.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3542 on: August 11, 2018, 10:35:40 pm »
Good to see our officiating remains as incompetent as ever.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3543 on: August 11, 2018, 10:48:01 pm »
Ian Wright doesn't think that's a red :lmao
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3544 on: August 11, 2018, 11:00:43 pm »
Eddie Howe is the longest serving manager in the Premier League. That's mental.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3545 on: August 11, 2018, 11:03:52 pm »
Eddie Howe is the longest serving manager in the Premier League. That's mental.

I’m sure Linekar said he was the most experienced current Premier League manager

I’m sure that would be Rafa. Not by much like but still Rafa

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3546 on: August 12, 2018, 10:53:34 pm »
Arsenal gave City a lot of room to beat them
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3547 on: August 12, 2018, 10:55:43 pm »
Anyone else think Emery looks a bit like Robbie Fowler ?   ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3548 on: August 12, 2018, 11:23:23 pm »
Recovered from an insect bite.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3549 on: August 12, 2018, 11:30:21 pm »
Anyone else think Emery looks a bit like Robbie Fowler ?   ;D
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3550 on: August 12, 2018, 11:30:28 pm »
Jenas
After saying we were good he then tries to moderate his praise with...

“West Ham were the architects of their own downfall”

What a blert

He then shows numerous examples of how West Ham couldn’t cope with our movement, and were pulled out of shape, but no fault of Noble.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3551 on: August 12, 2018, 11:35:23 pm »
Boom, Kieta ball to Robertson was class but the ball across is just a thing of beautie.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3552 on: August 12, 2018, 11:36:09 pm »
Great FK from AAA.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3553 on: August 12, 2018, 11:38:16 pm »
Some teams really are going to get a hiding from us this Season.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3554 on: August 12, 2018, 11:40:10 pm »
100% offside but the quality of the finish from Mane was top class.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3555 on: August 12, 2018, 11:43:00 pm »
Dyche hasn't cleared his throat for this season.

Nice to see Danny Ings doing well.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3556 on: August 12, 2018, 11:46:40 pm »
Am I behind you lot in broadcasting?

BBC here started the show at 11.10.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3557 on: August 12, 2018, 11:49:26 pm »
Am I behind you lot in broadcasting?

BBC here started the show at 11.10.

10:40 start here.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3558 on: August 12, 2018, 11:51:08 pm »
10:40 start here.

Ahh makes sense now.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3559 on: August 12, 2018, 11:52:50 pm »
Blimey, Martin Keown actually loves us, what's going on.