Author Topic: Liverpool are shite (Read 513552 times)

Aldo1988 · « **Reply #3720 on:** October 12, 2022, 10:01:53 pm »

Quote from: PIPA23 on October 12, 2022, 09:54:16 pm

7 goals below Napoli in goal difference... shite

Salah in decline, Hendo is shite, Gomez isn't as good as Trent, Fab is too slow, Fab jnr can't play in our system (as well as Harvey), Tsimi isn't good enough, Nunez is the new Andy Carroll and Rangers are worse than a Championship team. We are really struggling, season over, just pack it in now.

spider-neil · « **Reply #3721 on:** October 23, 2022, 11:37:20 am »

This aged well.

Lofty Ambitions · « **Reply #3722 on:** October 26, 2022, 11:01:40 am »

Quote from: spider-neil on October 23, 2022, 11:37:20 am

This aged well.

Liverpool are shite full stop. Shite

lfcthekop · « **Reply #3723 on:** October 29, 2022, 09:42:09 pm »

We are shite!!!

MNAA · « **Reply #3724 on:** October 29, 2022, 09:54:54 pm »

We are well and truly shite at the moment … Why did I still wake up at 2+ am to watch such shit show

Ghost Town · « **Reply #3725 on:** October 29, 2022, 10:11:05 pm »

Quote from: MNAA on October 29, 2022, 09:54:54 pm

We are well and truly shite at the moment … Why did I still wake up at 2+ am to watch such shit show

Because you're a fan?

Liverpool are shite but there are shiter things...

David Struhme · « **Reply #3726 on:** October 29, 2022, 10:22:03 pm »

Shite.

dramared · « **Reply #3727 on:** November 3, 2022, 07:49:49 pm »

Any team that meets the levels of consistency we have experienced against the oil crew with a top manager has banked more credits than any of us can imagine.
Let them win, draw and fail and learn knowing they are doing their best and care. Klopp and his team will always have my backing even if i think they are wrong. They deserve it

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #3728 on:** November 3, 2022, 10:05:41 pm »

Quote from: Ghost Town on October 29, 2022, 10:11:05 pm

Because you're a fan?

Liverpool are shite but there are shiter things...

But Liverpool are the best team in the PL at being shite.

liverbloke · « **Reply #3729 on:** November 28, 2022, 11:03:26 am »

it's nearly december and we haven't scored in ages...

shite

24/7 · « **Reply #3730 on:** November 28, 2022, 11:11:51 am »

Quote from: dramared on November 3, 2022, 07:49:49 pm

Any team that meets the levels of consistency we have experienced against the oil crew with a top manager has banked more credits than any of us can imagine.
Let them win, draw and fail and learn knowing they are doing their best and care. Klopp and his team will always have my backing even if i think they are wrong. They deserve it

Think maybe you've missed the point of this thread mate

Jwils21 · « **Reply #3731 on:** November 28, 2022, 11:20:01 am »

Greatest stage in the world and 0 goal contributions from our current shower of "world class talent". Salah, Diaz, Firmino and Jota are allegedly brilliant attackers but where are they when it matters most?

Closest we've got is a goal from Raheem Sterling and an assist from Shaqiri, both of whom saw the iceberg coming and jumped ship before it was too late.

Former Everton players on the other hand have bagged 6 goals... are we sure we're the real biggest team on Merseyside?

24/7 · « **Reply #3732 on:** December 30, 2022, 10:46:36 pm »

Is this what it's come to? Winning without scoring? Fuckin dOGshite......

royhendo · « **Reply #3733 on:** January 10, 2023, 10:51:22 am »

I mean, what's the point? That's me now. I give up. There's been failure after failure for THREE YEARS. What have we managed since Wijnaldum left? It's a joke. We can't even keep hold of a nerd in the back room, cos they all know how shite the manager is and how he's just a front for the real brains - the Dutch fella.

ThePoolMan · « **Reply #3734 on:** January 10, 2023, 11:11:05 am »

Quote from: dramared on November 3, 2022, 07:49:49 pm

Any team that meets the levels of consistency we have experienced against the oil crew with a top manager has banked more credits than any of us can imagine.
Let them win, draw and fail and learn knowing they are doing their best and care. Klopp and his team will always have my backing even if i think they are wrong. They deserve it

TI know this thread is just being sarcastic, but to be serious for a minutem, that only gives them credits to give them time to try to turn it around. It does not give them credit to fail. If it becomes clear they dont know how to turn it around, that credit will run out.

24/7 · « **Reply #3735 on:** January 10, 2023, 11:20:17 am »

AmanShah21 · « **Reply #3736 on:** January 14, 2023, 05:55:28 pm »

I think I've figured out why we're shite. We got Arthur Melo on loan, and rechecking his history, he ended Barcelona's dominance in la liga after joining. Juve stopped winning serie a after he joined. (Neither team has won the league since and only started recovering after binning him) Let's just send him back just so this theory can be proved and we start to recover.

Solomon Grundy · « **Reply #3737 on:** January 14, 2023, 06:05:06 pm »

We really are.

Red-Soldier · « **Reply #3738 on:** January 14, 2023, 06:11:23 pm »

Well........we really are now

MonsLibpool · « **Reply #3739 on:** January 14, 2023, 06:18:49 pm »

Quote from: Solomon Grundy on January 14, 2023, 06:05:06 pm

We really are.

😂😂😂😂😂

Barrow Shaun · « **Reply #3740 on:** January 15, 2023, 03:26:39 am »

It's been a beautiful blast.

Now, if Mr Klopp's got a second wind in him......

ToneLa · « **Reply #3741 on:** January 15, 2023, 03:43:14 am »

Klopp's curse finally strikes Liverpool. This is it lads - prepare to get relegated.

Dave McCoy · « **Reply #3742 on:** January 15, 2023, 03:43:25 am »

Spending some time on FBref, I think our xG difference per game being worse by more than 1 from one season to the next might be historical. That's some shiteness.

Ghost Town · « **Reply #3743 on:** January 15, 2023, 04:01:48 am »

Oh, sorry. I saw the title and thought it was the Brighton post match thread

damomad · « **Reply #3744 on:** January 15, 2023, 12:27:35 pm »

So we are shite again but a bit of perspective needed.

I’d rather watch any form of us playing than go back to the days of lockdown with no crowds. Things could be worse. I’m sure of one thing and it may not be this season but we will rise again, up the reds!

Keith Lard · « **Reply #3745 on:** January 15, 2023, 01:27:59 pm »

Please someone, just hold me.

😁

ToneLa · « **Reply #3746 on:** January 15, 2023, 01:29:21 pm »

I only watch when we're winning.

Lofty Ambitions · « **Reply #3747 on:** January 15, 2023, 01:32:23 pm »

I think we need a Liverpool are boss thread. But don't have one. Shite.

FLRed67 · « **Reply #3748 on:** January 15, 2023, 02:53:25 pm »

To escape from Planet Shite, what we need is a saviour.

We need a guy in sunglasses to suddenly turn up from California, drop 4 billion to buy the club, and another 469 million (and counting) on players in the first six months.

Nothing to see here . . . move along, folks . . . move along . . .

ToneLa · « **Reply #3749 on:** January 15, 2023, 03:36:04 pm »

the Saudis have plenty of money

Rafas3leggedtable · « **Reply #3750 on:** January 15, 2023, 07:04:27 pm »

Whats Alan Curbishley up to these days?

24/7 · « **Reply #3751 on:** January 15, 2023, 07:07:14 pm »

Quote from: Rafas3leggedtable on January 15, 2023, 07:04:27 pm

Whats Alan Curbishley up to these days?

According to Wiki, 5' 9" but given he's 65 years old, that's likely to shrink, not go up any more.

Rafas3leggedtable · « **Reply #3752 on:** January 15, 2023, 07:27:29 pm »

Quote from: 24/7 on January 15, 2023, 07:07:14 pm

According to Wiki, 5' 9" but given he's 65 years old, that's likely to shrink, not go up any more.

Dont believe it - you cannot curb the Curbs.

And yes he is English like Lamps so would get them "playing for the shirt"

mattD · « **Reply #3753 on:** January 15, 2023, 07:30:37 pm »

Quote from: Rafas3leggedtable on January 15, 2023, 07:04:27 pm

Whats Alan Curbishley up to these days?

A bit off track, but was discussing Curbishley with my brother today regarding the managerial shortlist of 2004 .

I had no idea that Gordon Strachan was interviewed (and apparently impressed the board) before Rafa's signing.

Gus 1855 · « **Reply #3754 on:** January 15, 2023, 08:34:30 pm »

Should we change this title to Liverpool are brilliant?

Barrow Shaun · « **Reply #3755 on:** January 15, 2023, 11:34:30 pm »

Quote from: Gus 1855 on January 15, 2023, 08:34:30 pm

Should we change this title to Liverpool are brilliant?

That's a good idea right now.

VictoryFor96 · « **Reply #3756 on:** January 16, 2023, 06:31:18 am »

lets give it a try

Elzar · « **Reply #3757 on:** January 16, 2023, 04:00:04 pm »

I can't wait for the Athletic article in a few months time

"Ageing, transfers and an assistants book: How Liverpool's mentality monsters came crashing down"

Lofty Ambitions · « **Reply #3758 on:** January 18, 2023, 09:00:46 am »

Quote from: VictoryFor96 on January 16, 2023, 06:31:18 am

lets give it a try

Our youngsters were brilliant. Brilliant!

Meh.

Liverpool weren't shite. Shite!

(Let us return to normal, and what's with all this discussion here. Shite!)

or should it be

Lofty Ambitions · « **Reply #3759 on:** January 18, 2023, 09:01:45 am »

Shite! Full stop