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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1640 on: March 1, 2019, 11:40:26 pm »
Ticks off Peruvian Amazon off the list of places to visit. Fuck that.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1641 on: March 2, 2019, 02:29:34 am »
Just Incase I ever thought of going to the amazon. Yup nooooope.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1642 on: March 2, 2019, 05:24:09 am »
Who wants a nightmare tonight? Oh, you do! :wave


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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1644 on: March 5, 2019, 10:30:53 am »
Redback attacks brown snake in amazing video https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/redback-attacks-brown-snake-in-amazing-video/news-story/0a646a59aa71c66446926da9c76533a7

Terrifying scenes as redback eats baby brown snake for dinner https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/terrifying-scenes-as-redback-eats-baby-brown-snake-for-dinner/news-story/50a82b2dd1a36e8793f39200ed264082

I say this before watching the video (and I probably never will!) but redbacks don’t scare me as much as Huntsmen, the tubby abdomened weirdos.

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Re: Spiders....
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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1646 on: March 5, 2019, 09:47:49 pm »
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1648 on: March 6, 2019, 09:47:45 am »


Car thieves are getting more and more inventive ;D
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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1649 on: March 6, 2019, 01:27:13 pm »
I don't mind fat, hairy slow spiders, even giant ones. But that ^^^ long legs, skinny, fast, big? Yeah, no. Just no. Sneaking into my car? No. No. No.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1650 on: March 6, 2019, 01:36:58 pm »
Whole bunch of nope on this page of the thread.
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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1651 on: March 6, 2019, 03:41:12 pm »
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long, and you've burned so very, very brightly, Jürgen.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1652 on: September 3, 2019, 10:56:39 pm »
If your ear is itchy right now, I know what's causing it. :wave

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1653 on: September 4, 2019, 04:40:42 pm »
Fucking spiders are everywhere.  I've had to hoover up 4 massive ones in the last 7 days from my living room. I'm expecting to find more. Hate the c*nts! :no
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« Reply #1654 on: September 4, 2019, 04:59:11 pm »
Spiders are cool

I encourage them as they get rid of really annoying creatures such as flies
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« Reply #1655 on: September 4, 2019, 05:13:13 pm »
Spiders are cool

I encourage them as they get rid of really annoying creatures such as flies
Spiders would make great transfer mods. ;D
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« Reply #1656 on: September 4, 2019, 05:27:12 pm »
Spiders are cool

I encourage them as they get rid of really annoying creatures such as flies
Nah I'd rather have ten flies in my room than a big fuck-off spider that hides under your pillow and runs faster than a dog.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1657 on: September 10, 2019, 09:57:00 am »
Was a massive crusty one by the front door of our building yesterday evening, right above where we put the access code in. Fucked it off and went to the other door round the side instead.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1658 on: September 10, 2019, 01:37:09 pm »
Was a massive crusty one by the front door of our building yesterday evening, right above where we put the access code in. Fucked it off and went to the other door round the side instead.
You didn't leave all your belongings and immediately move house?  That would've been the sensible and rational course of action.

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1659 on: September 10, 2019, 02:05:37 pm »
You didn't leave all your belongings and immediately move house?  That would've been the sensible and rational course of action.

Having burnt it to the ground first of course.

Caught sight of a big fucker in our bath as I brushed my teeth before bed the other night. Left it for my wife to deal with in the morning which she duly did. I’m right in thinking they can’t climb out of baths are t I? Felt like a bit of a reckless gamble!

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« Reply #1660 on: September 10, 2019, 02:06:48 pm »
Was a massive crusty one by the front door of our building yesterday evening, right above where we put the access code in. Fucked it off and went to the other door round the side instead.

Probably saw you coming and slipped round the back too...

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« Reply #1661 on: September 10, 2019, 03:51:33 pm »
Having burnt it to the ground first of course.

Caught sight of a big fucker in our bath as I brushed my teeth before bed the other night. Left it for my wife to deal with in the morning which she duly did. I’m right in thinking they can’t climb out of baths are t I? Felt like a bit of a reckless gamble!

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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1662 on: September 12, 2019, 05:42:06 pm »
I was painting the shed yesterday so went inside to get a paintbrush out of a bag hanging up on the shed wall. I opened the bag and inside was one of these monsters.

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It was so big that I could hear it walking inside the bag when I put it on the floor to let it escape.  :o
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« Reply #1663 on: September 12, 2019, 06:17:49 pm »
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« Reply #1664 on: September 12, 2019, 06:33:27 pm »
^
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« Reply #1665 on: September 12, 2019, 09:27:54 pm »
I've got a dinky one living in my house.  Saw it in the bathroom yesterday so I let it be.  It's a new build so I don't think most bugs have figured out a way in yet, but I've had a terrible time with those itty bitty fruit flies, so the more help I have with the little sob's the better.

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« Reply #1666 on: September 14, 2019, 02:40:51 pm »
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« Reply #1667 on: September 14, 2019, 04:40:07 pm »
This monster has just chased me down the driveway.


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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1668 on: October 10, 2019, 10:39:10 pm »
Just saw a big bastard outside my kitchen window so started filming it and as I’m filming one about ten times the fucking size (the female I’m guessing?) comes into view! Thank fuck that window doesn’t need opening for about a year now.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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« Reply #1669 on: October 10, 2019, 10:52:11 pm »
Just saw a big bastard outside my kitchen window so started filming it and as I’m filming one about ten times the fucking size (the female I’m guessing?) comes into view! Thank fuck that window doesn’t need opening for about a year now.

So did the female eat the male then?

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« Reply #1670 on: October 11, 2019, 01:16:33 am »
So did the female eat the male then?

Did he burn down the house????

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« Reply #1671 on: October 12, 2019, 09:22:24 pm »
So did the female eat the male then?
Don't they usually have a shag then eat the male?

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« Reply #1672 on: October 12, 2019, 09:28:54 pm »
Don't they usually have a shag then eat the male?

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« Reply #1673 on: October 12, 2019, 11:16:21 pm »
Awww, this is cute! Like a little 8-legged kitten or puppy. :)

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« Reply #1674 on: October 12, 2019, 11:21:57 pm »
I'd strangle the person who ever pranked me like this! :lmao

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« Reply #1675 on: October 13, 2019, 01:04:27 am »
Awww, this is cute! Like a little 8-legged kitten or puppy. :)



So important to remember that peacock spiders are less than a centimetre across.

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« Reply #1676 on: October 13, 2019, 10:27:18 am »
I'd strangle the person who ever pranked me like this! :lmao



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« Reply #1677 on: October 13, 2019, 11:53:25 am »
We've had hardly any this year, think the cats might have munched them

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« Reply #1678 on: October 13, 2019, 01:13:01 pm »
^

Got loads in the garage, had a lot of Daddy long legs in the summer, now a lot of the fat bodied ones living around the garage doors. So long as they stay out of my stuff they can carry on living there. Not seen any in the house this year.
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Re: Spiders....
« Reply #1679 on: October 13, 2019, 01:20:33 pm »
Don't they usually have a shag then eat the male?

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