Topic: Beards

[CHOPPER]

Mine grows, but not together. It seems that it doesnt seem to like each other.

Looks fuckin stupid.

Mine seems to have two small areas where it just won't grow. I feel less of a man for this.

[Jagdip]

'Johnny Sack: 200 grand for insulting my wife. What's next, Carmine, he gets to fuck her for a million?

Carmine: He wants to fuck her?

Johnny Sack: I'm making a point.'





(off topic I know)

Back to beards - I like having one.

[JimmyGrunt]

Mine seems to have two small areas where it just won't grow. I feel less of a man for this.

Mines more.........'i have two small area's where it does grow'

[CHOPPER]

Mines more.........'i have two small area's where it does grow'

We should join faces 

[Sami]

Can't remember the last time that I didn't have any beard, must have been over 10 years ago. Bit short beard now though

[Sir Afghan]

I grew mine at 17 and have pretty much never been without the little blighter since. That's a lie, i did shave it off once a few years ago just to prove to my mates i looked like a serial killer / rapist without it.

[amir87]

Mine seems to have two small areas where it just won't grow. I feel less of a man for this.

I hear ya sister!

[paulrazor]

BEARD! (hh and jen your waiting for this)

[Elli]

each to their own

I hate them, don't know where it came from I just do

must be a man thing...

Well err... yeah...

[blurred]

Beards are indeed ace

[paulrazor]

ive died my beard twice

has anyone else done that

[Aristotle]

I usually have a chinstrap (sort of like Fabio Aurelio's) that I shave off every 2-3 weeks or so. The aim is for a Greek philospher beard...when I can

[Helsinki Red]

Beards are indeed ace

[adopted_scouser]

I have one at the moment.  Going for the Peter Sutcliffe look at Leeds away in a couple of weeks.

[Filler.]

ive died my beard twice

has anyone else done that

Haha


I've been off the beards for a while but I wish I didn't lose the pic of me with a handle-bar type moustache after I grew my big beard. I wore it for a day, freaking out my Sri Lankan friends at the newsagent and everyone else I met. Shit me I looked good. Massive great hairy caterpillar pinned on my face - an oblong of facial schlong. 'Just a packet of Skittles please.'

I'm pondering on a hair and dyed tache combo not unlike one of Ron Burgendy's cohorts. The dark and sophisticated one.

[paulrazor]

Haha

i grew one cos i was going to haloween party dressed as million dollar man. i had it to  a T. took lot of work

[TSC]

Never seem to have time to grow a beard as either have to be clean shaven for work or have a beard.  No stubble allowed.  No 'in between' period given.  Only seem to take a week at the most off work at different times of the yr, which isn't quite enough to move beyond long 'stubble'.

[Filler.]

i grew one cos i was going to haloween party dressed as million dollar man. i had it to  a T. took lot of work

My beard is usually a free thinking multi-coloured organism, in the grey/green/orange part of the spectrum but I'm starting to come round to the idea of facial horticulture.

I'm looking at a mixture of this:




and this:

[OOT'erConnie]

I always wonder whether the central mustache could have taken off it it wasn't for Adolf. Or at least one point had a "phase" like the mullet.

[paulrazor]

My beard is usually a free thinking multi-coloured organism, in the grey/green/orange part of the spectrum

yeah my hair is dark yet my beard goes red

had to dye it all black for a bit

[JURGENKLOPP]

Big fan of beards, and facial hair on the whole.
I think the golden age was around the mid 1800's, particularly in Germany where people could get away with this kind of stuff...


And any topic on beards cannot be without Karl Marx

Fantastic stuff

[INABITSKI]

My sideys are ok when short and trimmed, if I let them grow I get ginger bits in. Annoying as fuck. Grow any stubble I end up looking like Alonso with a ginger chin. 3 days growth then it's time for the razor....

[Uhoh AureliOs]

As a biologist my beard is mandatory or they don't let you in the tree house.

[geek mode]
The colour of your beard is controlled by a separate allele to your hair which is why there are so many brown, blonde or black haired guys with ginger beards.
[/geek mode]

[Sir Afghan]

I get a smattering of ginge in mine. Annoying as fuck, first time i grew it it was dark but ever since the first time i shaved it off it comes back ginger. Always regret that first big beard shave.

[dnkw]

Talking of beards, my aunt (in her seventies, quite posh) was telling me that as a schoolgirl, if she and her friends were out riding their bikes and they saw a man with a beard, they used to shout 'BEAVER' at the poor unsuspecting fellow! 

[Finn Solomon]

As a biologist my beard is mandatory or they don't let you in the tree house.

[geek mode]
The colour of your beard is controlled by a separate allele to your hair which is why there are so many brown, blonde or black haired guys with ginger beards.
[/geek mode]

You learn something new everyday.

Ever since completing my National Service I've been letting my tash and beard grow out. I now look exactly like my father.

[Aristotle]

As a biologist my beard is mandatory or they don't let you in the tree house.

[geek mode]
The colour of your beard is controlled by a separate allele to your hair which is why there are so many brown, blonde or black haired guys with ginger beards.
[/geek mode]

I always wondered about that I have medium/light brown hair. But my beard, at the root, is pitch black so it always looks that if I haven't shaved in 2-3 days that either my hair or beard has been dyed. Very weird and somewhat annoying.

[J-Mc-]

i'm aiming for something like this, although mine doesn't grow up like a goatee so i'm sticking with the chinstrap and muzzy

[Uhoh AureliOs]

You learn something new everyday.

Glad you didn't leave me hanging in all my geekiness Another geeky beard fact - white hair in beards grows almost twice as fast as pigmented hair. oooo revel in the beard facts

I always wondered about that I have medium/light brown hair. But my beard, at the root, is pitch black so it always looks that if I haven't shaved in 2-3 days that either my hair or beard has been dyed. Very weird and somewhat annoying.

It's a recessive gene found on chromosome 4 that controls it (along with head hair colour)- means statistically you have a 1/4 chance of passing it on to your son(s). There's hope for future generations.

[Finn Solomon]

Glad you didn't leave me hanging in all my geekiness Another geeky beard fact - white hair in beards grows almost twice as fast as pigmented hair. oooo revel in the beard facts

No wonder, I have to tweeze those bastards out every day. Does the same hold true for white hairs on the head?

[Garstonite]

i'm aiming for something like this, although mine doesn't grow up like a goatee so i'm sticking with the chinstrap and muzzy

GET. OUT.

[Finn Solomon]

The two best looking beards in the entire history of geekdom and quite possibly the human race.

[Uhoh AureliOs]

No wonder, I have to tweeze those bastards out every day. Does the same hold true for white hairs on the head?

Na just the beard. (1.12 mm/day vs. 0.47 mm/day on average geek source)

[Elli]

The two best looking beards in the entire history of geekdom and quite possibly the human race.

Yep, with you there - rest of the face does help, like...

[killer-heels]

Alonso's sexiness nose dived after growing one of these fuckers. But I guess you cannot class what he has as a beard.

Then again....



Mmmmmm, small beards...

[Garstonite]

"Wizzards sleeve" comes to mind.

[Finn Solomon]

Beards used to be the norm in the WWE. Now it's all clean shaven pretty boys.

[Garstonite]

Don't forget Hogan's famous handlebar and Sgt Slaughter's Granddaddy slug moustache.

[Sir Afghan]

GET. OUT. THE. CLOSET

[paulrazor]

Don't forget Hogan's famous handlebar and Sgt Slaughter's Granddaddy slug moustache.

or jake the snake and hacksaw jim duggan