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The Grand Tour - Clarkson, Hammond and May
« on: July 30, 2015, 01:41:32 pm »
Thought it needed a new thread as they are nothing to do with Top Gear now.



Top Gear's Clarkson, Hammond and May making show for Amazon

Former Top Gear hosts Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May have signed up to present a new show on Amazon's streaming video service.

The trio will front three series of a new motoring programme for Amazon Prime, with the first season to be made available worldwide in 2016.

The move follows their departure from the hit BBC Two show earlier this year.

Clarkson's contract was not renewed following an "unprovoked physical attack" on a Top Gear producer.

His co-hosts then followed him in leaving the show.

They will now make the unnamed new programme with former Top Gear executive producer Andy Wilman, who also quit the BBC following the "fracas".


In a statement from Amazon, Clarkson said: "I feel like I've climbed out of a biplane and into a spaceship."

Hammond said: "Amazon? Oh yes. I have already been there. I got bitten by a bullet ant." And May added: "We have become part of the new age of smart TV. Ironic, isn't it?"

Amazon Prime Video EU vice-president Jay Marine said: "Customers told us they wanted to see the team back on screen, and we are excited to make that happen.

"We can't wait to see what Jeremy, Richard, James and the team will create in what is sure to be one of the most globally anticipated shows of 2016."


Analysis - Mark Savage, BBC entertainment reporter

Rumours that Clarkson, May and Hammond would take their blokey bonhomie to a streaming service have been circulating for months.

It's a shrewd move. For a start, Amazon doesn't have to bow to pressure from advertisers, particularly those car manufacturers the team regularly skewers.

Secondly, it neatly sidesteps the much-reported clause in the presenters' BBC contracts that prevented them making a show for a UK broadcaster for two years.

More importantly, the team already have a proven track record in streaming video. Top Gear accounted for eight of the top 20 most-streamed programmes on the BBC's iPlayer last year, with one episode watched by 3.8 million people.

But we may never know whether the gang's new show reaches those height. Amazon, in common with Netflix, does not publish viewing figures.


The Amazon deal is part of a manoeuvre by the company to compete with traditional broadcasters and streaming rivals like Netflix.

Amazon has also signed up Woody Allen to make his first television series; resurrected drama Ripper Street after it was axed by the BBC; and won awards and acclaim for its dark comedy Transparent.

Mr Marine said it was "a golden age of television, [and] a great time for TV makers and storytellers".

He added: "Our approach is to give programme makers creative freedom to be innovative and make the shows they want to make. This is just the start, you should expect to see more world-leading talent and the biggest shows on Prime Video."


Meanwhile, Top Gear will continue on BBC Two, with Chris Evans among the new hosts.

Lisa Clark, who worked with Evans on The Big Breakfast, has just been announced as the show's new producer. "Lisa is as good as it gets when it comes to making big, important television shows," Evans said.

The presenter also fuelled rumours that Formula 1 driver Jenson Button was "in talks" to co-present the show when he read out a Daily Mail article on his BBC Radio 2 radio show.

"They say an announcement is imminent," Evans teased.

Neither the BBC nor Button's spokesman would comment on the speculation.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-33715671

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Great to see they have a new show lined up, but now comes the decision weather to pay for prime or not.

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What a awesome first show pretty much top gear but they actually got that trio of cars.
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Re: Clarkson, Hammond and May
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2015, 05:43:13 pm »
Sound, hopefully the fresh start will give them the kick up the arse that was needed.....its only three tools fucking about with cars , but it makes for jolly entertaining telly when they get it right...
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Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2016, 12:12:17 am »
Meh.

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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2016, 12:19:09 am »
Thought it was ok, not brilliant, just ok.
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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2016, 12:30:43 am »
This the old gang's new show?
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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2016, 01:43:35 am »
I was mainly amazed at how shit Clarkson's jeans were. They are probably the worst pair of jeans I have ever seen.

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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2016, 02:24:23 am »
I mean, it was exactly the same show it was before. Better than the Evans series but if you didn't like the Clarkson top gear before, you won't like this.

A very car-y episode indeed though.

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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2016, 02:47:52 am »
Yep, if you didn't like Clarkson's Top Gear before you won't like this either. If you were a fan however, it's excellent, really enjoyed it. Gave up on the Chris Evans show after 3 episodes, will be watching this all the way through for sure.
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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2016, 03:02:12 am »
I liked it. Great to see those supercars go at it.
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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2016, 08:49:00 am »
It's strange, I really liked Clarkson's Top Gear, even towards the end, but I thought TGT was pretty awful. Everybody's raving about it, but I found it to be the same as the old Top Gear, just weaker in every department. Could become better with time, I'll give it a few more episodes, but just not feeling it at the moment...

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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2016, 08:52:25 am »
Yeah, its basically the old Top Gear, with some fresh paint. A decent first episode, I thought, set up all the bits it needed to and while some of the jokes fell a little flat in the studio, the segments with the supercars where they're all together just felt perfect. Those times especially, made Evans and co. Top Gear look like a cheap knock-off.

For me, its already entertained me more than the entire last season of Top Gear did, looking forward to the next 11 weeks.
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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2016, 08:56:10 am »
The show was decent. First time ive watched a show in 4K, the picture was stunning.

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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2016, 09:32:44 am »
Would a Tesla have beaten those three in a drag race? What is it...Insane mode or something?

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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2016, 10:11:06 am »
Definitely could've used some fresh features, they almost could've ditched the studio/tent stuff completely. And why the fuck bring back the "celebrity" segment? Those invariably sucked.

Some lovely shots throughout though, I love how mean that McLaren looks.

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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2016, 11:16:17 am »
Quite enjoyed it, spent most of it looking at that girl in pigtails behind Clarkson. Five or six years ago I was a big fan of the show, unmissable, but thought it got a bit meh towards the end. Now I just find it an enjoyable bit of entertainment.
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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2016, 11:40:55 am »
I thought the parts in the studio/tent were quite poor really and that RAF segment was over the top without actually being funny.

The rest was spot on though & much more like the Top Gear of old, excellent stuff.

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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2016, 11:41:26 am »
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« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2016, 11:46:57 am »
Please tell me all eps wont be in front of an American audience

Probably in front of an Audience in a tent in whatever country they are in....think it's gonna get tired really fast

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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2016, 11:51:32 am »
Please tell me all eps wont be in front of an American audience

Lots of 'hollering' and 'whooping' was there?

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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2016, 04:01:13 pm »
Lots of 'hollering' and 'whooping' was there?

Didn't seem at different to the old audience to me, but the next one is in Johannesburg.
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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2016, 08:13:21 pm »
Honestly, they should just stick to the films they make. They're always fantastic, beautifully shot and just in general a great watch. Hopefully, they'll ditch the whole studio bit over, time and just stick to making what they're good at.

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Re: The Grand Tour - Clarkson, Hammond and May
« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2016, 07:12:10 am »
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Re: The Grand Tour - Clarkson, Hammond and May
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2016, 10:00:46 am »
Pretty average if I'm honest.
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Re: The Grand Tour - Clarkson, Hammond and May
« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2016, 11:25:48 am »
Lots of 'hollering' and 'whooping' was there?

Not so much that

i think the presenters "jokes" were catered for an american audience
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Re: The Grand Tour - Clarkson, Hammond and May
« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2016, 12:55:55 pm »
Would a Tesla have beaten those three in a drag race? What is it...Insane mode or something?

Thought it had about 3 god jokes and the rest was awful
Ludicrous mode.

I'm pretty sure the Tesla would win any drag race against them 3.

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« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2016, 12:58:51 pm »
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Re: The Grand Tour - Clarkson, Hammond and May
« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2016, 01:32:42 pm »
I was mainly amazed at how shit Clarkson's jeans were. They are probably the worst pair of jeans I have ever seen.

Thought the same thing!

Was bored by the overly dramatic 5 minute intro and then the tent explanation.

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Re: The Grand Tour - Clarkson, Hammond and May
« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2016, 06:00:48 pm »
I preferred the re-vamped top gear to this.

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Re: The Grand Tour - Clarkson, Hammond and May
« Reply #30 on: November 20, 2016, 06:06:24 pm »
As do I.
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Re: The Grand Tour - Clarkson, Hammond and May
« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2016, 01:05:25 pm »
Tent stuff was terrible and was a chore to get through, the car segments were very good, shame they have stuck so closely to the top gear formula.
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Re: The Grand Tour - Clarkson, Hammond and May
« Reply #32 on: November 21, 2016, 02:56:05 pm »
Ludicrous mode.

I'm pretty sure the Tesla would win any drag race against them 3.

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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #33 on: November 21, 2016, 03:54:08 pm »
Yep, if you didn't like Clarkson's Top Gear before you won't like this either. If you were a fan however, it's excellent, really enjoyed it. Gave up on the Chris Evans show after 3 episodes, will be watching this all the way through for sure.

This.

I loved it, the new track seems cool and I just like the back and forth between those three clowns :)

The celeb bit was a bit shite but that's them taking the piss out of themselves so whatever.

The car bits as usual, super well done and I think I am a bit in love with the P1... when Clarkson forgot to put the wing in the correct setting for downforce and the car was all over the place, genuine terror in his eyes haha

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Re: Re: Top Gear (life after Clarkson, Hammond and May)
« Reply #34 on: November 21, 2016, 04:06:11 pm »
This.

I loved it, the new track seems cool and I just like the back and forth between those three clowns :)

The celeb bit was a bit shite but that's them taking the piss out of themselves so whatever.

The car bits as usual, super well done and I think I am a bit in love with the P1... when Clarkson forgot to put the wing in the correct setting for downforce and the car was all over the place, genuine terror in his eyes haha

Everyone who drove that car was genuinely terrified. Even D'Ambrosio was a bit shit up by it. That is probably a car that would eventually kill you if you drove it regular.

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Re: The Grand Tour - Clarkson, Hammond and May
« Reply #35 on: November 21, 2016, 05:49:46 pm »
Really liked it.

The in-tent stuff was a bit slow, but then that's sort of to be expected for this first one as they were a. explaining the new format in sections and b. taking the piss out of the old format. Hopefully as the shows go on these sections become much better.

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Re: The Grand Tour - Clarkson, Hammond and May
« Reply #36 on: November 21, 2016, 06:06:39 pm »
Too early to tell - the BBC will have to stump up some cash to get Top Gear up to the production level that this new show has.

Thing is, the BBC had a lot of domestic deals going on and even though this is Amazon, the BBC still hold the brand and foundations, so have the upper hand. Fairly sure they'll now pay top wedge for a new set of hosts and focus on UK whilst Clarkson and his posse chase the international market.

It may seem a simplistic view on it, but the new show is trying to appeal to fans of the original, as well as a new audience.

I thought the three of them looked like they'd aged a good five or so years... Clarkson looks like he's been smoking scag in Malaysia for a year, James May is gray and Hammond looks exactly the same... Which means that he's also badly aged five years himself.
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Re: The Grand Tour - Clarkson, Hammond and May
« Reply #37 on: November 21, 2016, 06:25:14 pm »
Too early to tell - the BBC will have to stump up some cash to get Top Gear up to the production level that this new show has.

Thing is, the BBC had a lot of domestic deals going on and even though this is Amazon, the BBC still hold the brand and foundations, so have the upper hand. Fairly sure they'll now pay top wedge for a new set of hosts and focus on UK whilst Clarkson and his posse chase the international market.

It may seem a simplistic view on it, but the new show is trying to appeal to fans of the original, as well as a new audience.

I thought the three of them looked like they'd aged a good five or so years... Clarkson looks like he's been smoking scag in Malaysia for a year, James May is gray and Hammond looks exactly the same... Which means that he's also badly aged five years himself.

I don't think they're really competing are they?
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Re: The Grand Tour - Clarkson, Hammond and May
« Reply #38 on: November 21, 2016, 06:32:08 pm »


Clarkson looks like he's been smoking scag in Malaysia for a year

With that belly on him?

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Re: The Grand Tour - Clarkson, Hammond and May
« Reply #39 on: November 21, 2016, 06:32:51 pm »
I don't think they're really competing are they?

Who?
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