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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #80 on: February 11, 2007, 08:50:22 pm »
that is mental...

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #81 on: February 11, 2007, 08:50:55 pm »
What a great episode

"You have to admire animals. Hamster spun round in a wheel three times bigger than him and abruptly lands on his back. Then just gets up and carries on as if nothing happened! If that was a human he'd be helicoptered to hospital, off work for 6 months have back issues for 20 years and then start legal proceedings against the wheels owner"

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #82 on: February 11, 2007, 08:51:59 pm »
 :lmao This is by far the best episode ever  ;D
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #83 on: February 11, 2007, 08:53:11 pm »
I don't normally watch this, but I have really enjoyed it.. ;D

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #84 on: February 11, 2007, 08:55:34 pm »
Fucking hell! i didnt realise New Orleans was still in such a mess!
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #85 on: February 11, 2007, 08:55:37 pm »
Shocking to see so long after the hurricane, it's like it happened last night.

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« Last Edit: February 11, 2007, 09:00:13 pm by buzzing »
"You have to admire animals. Hamster spun round in a wheel three times bigger than him and abruptly lands on his back. Then just gets up and carries on as if nothing happened! If that was a human he'd be helicoptered to hospital, off work for 6 months have back issues for 20 years and then start legal proceedings against the wheels owner"

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #86 on: February 11, 2007, 08:59:36 pm »
Did anyone just notice the credits :lmao?

Next week's episode looks awesome too.  Look's like they're going to turn a Reliant Robin into a Space Shuttle ;D!

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #87 on: February 11, 2007, 09:00:41 pm »
Funniest episode in ages ;D

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #88 on: February 11, 2007, 09:01:07 pm »
Did anyone just notice the credits :lmao?

yeah, everyone is Billy Bob

:lmao
"You have to admire animals. Hamster spun round in a wheel three times bigger than him and abruptly lands on his back. Then just gets up and carries on as if nothing happened! If that was a human he'd be helicoptered to hospital, off work for 6 months have back issues for 20 years and then start legal proceedings against the wheels owner"

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #89 on: February 11, 2007, 09:01:58 pm »
Nice touch with the credits...
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #90 on: February 11, 2007, 09:02:19 pm »
Amazing, simply amazing :lmao
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #91 on: February 11, 2007, 09:03:56 pm »
Brilliant, one of the best

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #92 on: February 11, 2007, 09:05:56 pm »
Can't believe New Orleans is still in the state it's in.
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #93 on: February 11, 2007, 09:11:10 pm »
Thought that was a bit shite to be honest.  :-\
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #94 on: February 11, 2007, 09:11:36 pm »
Thought that was a bit shite to be honest.  :-\

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #95 on: February 11, 2007, 09:12:32 pm »
Nice touch with the credits...
Cletus Clarkson.

And Ellie May May. Missed Hammond's.

So shocking when they got to NO.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #96 on: February 11, 2007, 09:15:20 pm »
Absolutely brilliant - best  comedy on tv this week - "i'mm going to fetch the boys"  ;D and fuck me she did!
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #97 on: February 11, 2007, 09:19:37 pm »
Fucking quality, they stage a lot of the stuff, no idea if that gas station bit was staged or not, either way though it was piss funny.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #98 on: February 11, 2007, 09:19:50 pm »
Thought it was fucking hilarious.

Clarksons line about " I have a theory that in some parts of America they are mating with vegetables" was fucking magic
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #99 on: February 11, 2007, 09:20:18 pm »
Thought that was a bit shite to be honest.  :-\

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #100 on: February 11, 2007, 09:24:11 pm »
And Ellie May May. Missed Hammond's.
Hammond's was something like Earl 'something' Hammond.

Fucking quality, they stage a lot of the stuff, no idea if that gas station bit was staged or not, either way though it was piss funny.
Wondered which bits were staged myself but as you say, funny either way!

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #101 on: February 11, 2007, 09:26:37 pm »
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #102 on: February 11, 2007, 09:31:47 pm »
Freaking missed it

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #103 on: February 11, 2007, 09:40:33 pm »
Bloody brilliant  ;D - Fat stig and then the cow  :wellin

can't wait to see the complaints they get  ;D

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #104 on: February 11, 2007, 09:50:08 pm »
Missed the repeat too didn't i ;D

It's repeated on BBC3 at the weekends too - Friday or Saturday, not sure which.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #105 on: February 11, 2007, 09:53:08 pm »
That episode was almost as good as the caravan episode in the last series.

Fair play to Hammond for helping May get the hell out of the garage - I would ran a fucking mile.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #106 on: February 11, 2007, 09:54:36 pm »
That was brilliant - best episode i've seen!

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #107 on: February 11, 2007, 10:16:50 pm »
Nice comment from Clarkson saying how can America sleep at night knowing that N.O is still in the mess that it's in.
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #108 on: February 11, 2007, 10:20:52 pm »
Nice comment from Clarkson saying how can America sleep at night knowing that N.O is still in the mess that it's in.

Their budget for redeveloping the World Trade Centre is $510million.  Anyone know what sort of money New Orleans is getting?
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #109 on: February 11, 2007, 10:56:02 pm »
Their budget for redeveloping the World Trade Centre is $510million.  Anyone know what sort of money New Orleans is getting?

Come on mate, they've got an illegal war to pay for before thinking about the people in their own country.
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #110 on: February 11, 2007, 11:08:17 pm »
Nice comment from Clarkson saying how can America sleep at night knowing that N.O is still in the mess that it's in.

I really wasn't expecting the serious ending. Well in to them for that episode. I would have shat myself if I was in their position in Hickstown. But then again they probably deserved it for doing all that shite to the cars!

Fucking hilarious moments were when they showed that shower on in the car, and Clarkson's face is drenched, the cow... and when May's car needed a jumpstart at Hicksville. The parts where they kept bashing into the Cadillac were also hilarious.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #111 on: February 11, 2007, 11:09:07 pm »
I'd say if they stage it, they stage it a lot better than most TV shows on the air today are written.

Hilarious.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #112 on: February 11, 2007, 11:18:50 pm »
 LMAO @ Americans
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #113 on: February 11, 2007, 11:57:43 pm »
Brilliant episode tonight - loved whenn Jezza asked the first guy to sell him that car for $1000 - that guys face was a picture!

Nice to see the attention given when they came into New Orleans!!

Cletus Clarkson, Ellie May May and Earl Hammond! :lmao


It's repeated on BBC3 at the weekends too - Friday or Saturday, not sure which.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #114 on: February 12, 2007, 12:02:37 am »
Wed @ 7 on bbc2, too
"You have to admire animals. Hamster spun round in a wheel three times bigger than him and abruptly lands on his back. Then just gets up and carries on as if nothing happened! If that was a human he'd be helicoptered to hospital, off work for 6 months have back issues for 20 years and then start legal proceedings against the wheels owner"

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #115 on: February 12, 2007, 12:19:27 am »
Was the best episode of anything I have seen this year. Absolutely fantastic. Will be watching it again on Wednesday.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #116 on: February 12, 2007, 12:59:27 am »
Fuck me. How close were they to being lynched?

That's the closest a Top Gear presenter has come to death in months.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #117 on: February 12, 2007, 01:04:19 am »
Fuck me. How close were they to being lynched?

That's the closest a Top Gear presenter has come to death in months.



I'm pretty sure that that happened before Hammond's crash.
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #118 on: February 12, 2007, 02:59:41 am »
Wake up, will ya pal? If you're not inside, you're outside, OK? And I'm not talking a $400,000 a year working Wall Street stiff flying first class and being comfortable, I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars buddy. A player. - Gordon Gekko

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #119 on: February 12, 2007, 08:04:14 am »


They're going to get some amount of complaints for thet :D
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