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Johnny Barnes
« on: October 8, 2012, 04:12:06 pm »
Oh his father was a soldier [repeat]
He couldn't play the football [repeat]
His son he played for Watford [repeat]
But now he play for Liverpool [repeat]

His name is Johnny Barnes [repeat]
He comes from Jamaica [repeat]
And if you read the papers [repeat]
He's going to Italia [repeat]

Oh no no, no no no, no no no, no no no no.

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Re: Johnny Barnes
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2013, 12:55:23 am »
Theres also the Momo Sissoko version of this one, which i can't seem to find on the archive.

His daddy was a soldier (His daddy was a soldier),
He couldn't play the football (He couldn't play the football).
His son he plays for Mali (His son he plays for Mali),
And now he plays for Liverpool (And now he plays for Liverpool).
His name is Mo Sissoko (His name is Mo Sissoko),
He wears the funny goggles (He wears the funny goggles).
He nearly signed for Everton (He nearly signed for Everton),
He must've lost his marbles! (He must've lost his marbles!)...

Mo Mo Mo, Mo Sissoko,
Mo Mo Mo Momo Sissoko!
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Re: Johnny Barnes
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2016, 04:13:48 pm »
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