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Re: I hate him, I hate him....But Placcy Ronaldo
« Reply #160 on: May 5, 2008, 02:33:10 pm »
Imagine Ronaldo in reals team with Wesley Sneijder, Raul, Robben and Van Nistelrooy, wow.

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« Reply #161 on: May 5, 2008, 02:35:49 pm »
Christ almighty, how any Mancs are on here these days?
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« Reply #162 on: May 5, 2008, 02:36:27 pm »
i can't imagine anything i'd want to do less than go on a utd forum

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Re: I hate him, I hate him....But Placcy Ronaldo
« Reply #164 on: May 5, 2008, 02:47:52 pm »
Christ almighty, how any Mancs are on here these days?

If there wasn't a thread on here for everything United did I wouldn't be on here.

If Rooney went for a shite someone on here would start a thread about it.

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« Reply #165 on: May 5, 2008, 02:49:07 pm »
haha, so you just scan rival forums in the hope we've created a thread?

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Re: I hate him, I hate him....But Placcy Ronaldo
« Reply #166 on: May 5, 2008, 02:49:13 pm »
If there wasn't a thread on here for everything United did I wouldn't be on here.

If Rooney went for a shite someone on here would start a thread about it.
It's the same on redcafe. You manc inbred.

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« Reply #167 on: May 5, 2008, 02:51:01 pm »
If there wasn't a thread on here for everything United did I wouldn't be on here.

If Rooney went for a shite someone on here would start a thread about it.

Well I just went through the first two pages of this particular forum, and guess how many topics there are on your beloved club?

Just the two, including this one.

So what's your next excuse for visiting this forum?
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Re: I hate him, I hate him....But Placcy Ronaldo
« Reply #168 on: May 5, 2008, 03:02:08 pm »
Well I just went through the first two pages of this particular forum, and guess how many topics there are on your beloved club?

Just the two, including this one.

So what's your next excuse for visiting this forum?

 2177 posts on the United Barca second leg game.

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« Reply #169 on: May 5, 2008, 03:05:54 pm »
yes its a fucking huge european cup semi final, people are bound to post regardless of the teams you absolute bell

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Re: I hate him, I hate him....But Placcy Ronaldo
« Reply #170 on: May 5, 2008, 03:07:48 pm »
2177 posts on the United Barca second leg game.

A European Cup Semi Final where we could have been playing the winner. I guess we are obsessed with Barca too then, cos there is a couple of Barca threads on here too.

Erm, you are clutching at straws because you have made something up in your head and it has been found out as bullshit.
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Re: I hate him, I hate him....But Placcy Ronaldo
« Reply #171 on: May 5, 2008, 03:10:24 pm »
More shots than ANYONE else this season, by a good distance too.

Sums him up for me:
Self centred, big headed, and over rated.

His game plan is as follows:
-Shoot WHENEVER I get the ball.
-Before this though, be sure to make yourself look like a c*nt and step over the ball a few times
-If you know you cant beat a man (90% of the time), then wait for 'contact', and go down, pulling the same face as those who've lost limbs in Afghanistan.

Over rated little prick. Nothing more, Nothing less.

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« Reply #172 on: May 5, 2008, 03:10:50 pm »
2177 posts on the United Barca second leg game.

Seeing as there was a 50 - 50 chance that we'd be playing the winner of that game in the European Cup final, what did you expect?

Get a life lad.

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« Reply #173 on: May 5, 2008, 03:12:46 pm »
2177 posts on the United Barca second leg game.
Go away. You're not even wanted round here.

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« Reply #174 on: May 5, 2008, 03:14:17 pm »
Ooh good. That's what I was looking for. The mancs to start posting more. Yay.

What happened to that thread asking to ban the mancs? Was that ever a realistic possibility?

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Re: I hate him, I hate him....But Placcy Ronaldo
« Reply #175 on: May 5, 2008, 03:20:11 pm »
Just been over to redcafe, and found this thread. I'l also mention aswell that its a STICKY!

Scouse Suicide Watch Thread: Please Check In So We Know You're Safe!


Don't know what its all about though.

Theres also a laugh at Liverpool thread thats 22 pages long. So stop coming on here being a hypocrite.

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« Reply #176 on: May 5, 2008, 03:21:51 pm »
Just been over to redcafe, and found this thread. I'l also mention aswell that its a STICKY!

Scouse Suicide Watch Thread: Please Check In So We Know You're Safe!


Don't know what its all about though.

Theres also a laugh at Liverpool thread thats 22 pages long. So stop coming on here being a hypocrite.

As stated earlier Red Cafe is a mongfest. :)

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« Reply #177 on: May 5, 2008, 03:22:50 pm »
As stated earlier Red Cafe is a mongfest. :)
Get over there then, you'll blend in.

Where abouts in London are you from by the way?

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« Reply #178 on: May 5, 2008, 03:23:20 pm »
Yeh well i think your wanted back home.

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« Reply #179 on: May 5, 2008, 03:24:32 pm »
Get over there then, you'll blend in.

Where abouts in London are you from by the way?

Cornwall actually, or was it Oslo. Could be Colwyn Bay!

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« Reply #180 on: May 5, 2008, 03:25:04 pm »
Cornwall actually, or was it Oslo. Could be Colwyn Bay!
So you're not from Manchester then? Why am i not suprised.

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« Reply #181 on: May 5, 2008, 03:25:11 pm »


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« Reply #182 on: May 5, 2008, 03:35:36 pm »
All the mancs should just fuck off back to their sister's bedroom and leave us all in peace.

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« Reply #183 on: May 5, 2008, 04:09:27 pm »
There is one real Ronaldo - and there is a plastic, paler version which dives, cheats, whinges, whines, complains, rolls around, tries to get players booked, sulks, acts petulantly and is a miserable cheating fucking c*nt.

He is referring to the second version in this particular thread.
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Re: I hate him, I hate him....But Placcy Ronaldo
« Reply #184 on: May 5, 2008, 04:16:22 pm »
hahaha, ok, mate.

How to explain the concept of "having some class" to a Scum fan?
It's a tough challenge, and one I'll admit I'm not up to.

I genuinely would not want that diving, whining, cheating c@nt anywhere near my club.

Scholes, yes please, great player. Giggs, no problem. Evra, Vidic, I'd love any of these players. I was perfectly happy with us buying Heinze.

Ronaldo? Not with a ten foot pole.

I'll admit it may well be a minority view amongst Liverpool fans though.

Still a great player nontheless.



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« Reply #185 on: May 5, 2008, 04:19:42 pm »
Always thought it was PLAZZY myself.
Yeh it is, placcy is that stuff you get on your teeth isnt it

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« Reply #186 on: May 5, 2008, 04:43:31 pm »
He is a cheat and the horrible tackle against Eduardo should had happened to diving c*nts like Christina and Drogby.
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« Reply #187 on: May 5, 2008, 04:48:45 pm »
Yeh it is, placcy is that stuff you get on your teeth isnt it

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« Reply #188 on: May 5, 2008, 07:03:30 pm »
So you're not from Manchester then? Why am i not suprised.

Yes I am, but do you not see the irony in a Liverpool moaning about United fans being from Daarn Saarf?

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« Reply #189 on: May 5, 2008, 07:05:32 pm »
End of day, your a gimp, fuck off, i'm sure an awful man utd forum is more interesting than a good liverpool one, to a united fan, surely? :S

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« Reply #190 on: May 5, 2008, 07:17:42 pm »
Yes I am, but do you not see the irony in a Liverpool moaning about United fans being from Daarn Saarf?
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« Reply #191 on: May 5, 2008, 07:18:32 pm »
He is a cheat and the horrible tackle against Eduardo should had happened to diving c*nts like Christina and Drogby.

...And Gerrard...and Torres...

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« Reply #192 on: May 5, 2008, 07:21:07 pm »
...And Gerrard...and Torres...

Are you guys hypnotized or what ?  Comparing a cheating, whinging wanker to Torres and Gerrard.   Why don't you ever accept the fact that Ronaldo keeps diving around like he is in the Olympic diving team. 
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« Reply #193 on: May 5, 2008, 07:25:36 pm »
Are you guys hypnotized or what ?  Comparing a cheating, whinging wanker to Torres and Gerrard.   Why don't you ever accept the fact that Ronaldo keeps diving around like he is in the Olympic diving team. 

Gerrard is a diver, you'd be blind and hypocritical not to admit that. Torres aswell, but not as much as your captain.

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« Reply #194 on: May 5, 2008, 07:27:20 pm »
He is a cheat and the horrible tackle against Eduardo should had happened to serial diving c*nts like Christina and Drogby.

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« Reply #195 on: May 5, 2008, 07:27:24 pm »
Ronaldo is the worst in the prem with Drogba close second, Gerrard has dived with no contact twice and gone down easily another couple of times, Torres also goes down easily sometimes, but Ronaldo has gone down with no contact so many times its hilarious and if you wish to ignore it, do so i can't force it upon you, but don't embarrass yourself and compare the two (Ronaldo with Gerrard)


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« Reply #196 on: May 5, 2008, 07:32:34 pm »
There is a difference between diving and settling for the foul.  As far as I've seen, Gerrard and Torres have gone down a couple of times when there was clear contact.  You may say they went down easy, but atleast they didn't act like they were nuked.

Can't say the same about Ronaldo.  There have been so many times that I have seen him just go to the ground when there has been NO contact whatsoever.  Now that is a dive.

Anyways this is typical Manc behaviour.  You know that you can't really defend Ronaldo and thats why you immediately try to deflect all criticism onto Torres and Gerrard, just to take the heat off him.  Fact is, we can defend Torres and Gerrard by pointing out to you the contact that caused them to go down but I'm pretty sure that you can't do the same about Ronaldo.
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« Reply #197 on: May 5, 2008, 07:33:11 pm »
Yes I am, but do you not see the irony in a Liverpool moaning about United fans being from Daarn Saarf?

But all your southerners are twat headed c*nts, the dregs of English humanity, who eat their own faeces. They are attracted to your mental asylum in the same way that bluebottle flies are attracted to shit, or maggots to rotting meat.

Our southerners are the highest of their counties and cities, intelligent, witty, often descended from the Scouse diaspora, humane, handsome, in the case of the girls, really really sexy, with class and style and joyfulness. The best that the southern towns and meadows of England have to offer, and it is why they humbly submit themselves to, and feel a natural kinship with, the beacon of Red light emanating from the beautiful city beside the Irish Sea.




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« Reply #198 on: May 5, 2008, 08:01:28 pm »
I'd rather not discuss him, but if I have to, I'll admit through teeth so gritted that it's gum on gum, that Ronaldo is a fine player, and deserves the accolades that have come his way this year.

What I can't get is why Mancs have to come onto Liverpool forums and complain that he's not being lauded to the skys.   Of course he's not.  He could be a combination of Pele, Maradonna, Di Stefano, Ghandi, Mother Theresa, Cruyf, Mandela and God himself, and people on here would still knock him, because he plays for your lot.  Shit, that's the way football works, especially when it comes to Liverpool and Manchester United.

FFS, he won you the league last year, he's probably going to win it again for you this year, he may (god forbid) win you the European Cup, he's won all the player of the year awards going in this country and may well do in Europe as well.  So why do you care what the fans of Liverpool FC think of him, when it's plainly obvious that we're going to dislike him as a matter of course?  Does our approval matter that much to you?

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« Reply #199 on: May 5, 2008, 09:19:34 pm »
But all your southerners are twat headed c*nts, the dregs of English humanity, who eat their own faeces. They are attracted to your mental asylum in the same way that bluebottle flies are attracted to shit, or maggots to rotting meat.

Our southerners are the highest of their counties and cities, intelligent, witty, often descended from the Scouse diaspora, humane, handsome, in the case of the girls, really really sexy, with class and style and joyfulness. The best that the southern towns and meadows of England have to offer, and it is why they humbly submit themselves to, and feel a natural kinship with, the beacon of Red light emanating from the beautiful city beside the Irish Sea.
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