Topic: Best sauce on the planet..?

[Trump's tiny tiny hands]

Had to give tartar a vote, nothing goes with fish like it. Whatever it's made of, it performs its fishy task most excellently and is a truly underrated sauce.

Nearly went tartar for those reasons, then I remembered I get sick of the taste pretty quickly.

[CrasherKid79]

I loathe fucking Ketchup

One of them .... one of them .... one of them

[rowan_d]

Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce, lads

[Zlen]

Tartar source is just mayonnaise with frills...

Yes, mayo, cream, pickles and spices.
Still good, way better then boring mayo or ketchup.

[Crimson_Tank]

Mustard and Sriracha (Chili Sauce)

[rob1966]

The wife gets this from Iceland

[CrasherKid79]

The wife gets this from Iceland

Ooooo that looks nice

[Mumm-Ra]

Ooooo that looks nice

It's the most binno looking bottle I've ever seen.

But yeah spicy mayo is great

[Chakan]

The wife gets this from Iceland

So many jokes...

[Elmo!]

Mayo and Soy for me.

[Djozer]

Sriracha would get both of my votes but it ain't there! ( I refuse to just see it lumped in with "chilli sauce" )

That's an excellent call. Love the stuff.

Sort of assumed it would come in the "chilli sauce" category, so voted that way. And mustard too, obviously.

[Crosby Nick]

Tartar is grim.

[ToneLa]

That's an excellent call. Love the stuff.

Sort of assumed it would come in the "chilli sauce" category, so voted that way. And mustard too, obviously.

I think it should be added to the OP as "cock sauce"

[Ziltoid]

Dijon Mustard and Tartar Sauce for me.
I loathe fucking Ketchup and most Chilli sauces are sweet crap with not enough kick in them (overhyped Sriracha included).

Youve not shopped around enough.

[rob1966]

Ooooo that looks nice

It is - they do an extra hot chili sauce as well

[Frank Becton]

Heinz Ketchup and Bovril (though the latter is something I like as a hot drink in winter).

[Millie]

Another vote for Samurai  sauce.  Delicious. Wish you could buy it in the UK.

[Titi Camara]

On what fucking planet are Vegamite, Bovril or Marmite sauces? You're off ya fucking heed Andy!

[CheshireDave]

Gentleman's Relish for me.

[Molealdinho_LK]

Ballymaloe Jalapeno relish for any Irish on here. A thing of beauty

[The Bournemouth Red]

This stuff in Lidl at the moment, just spicy enough for me.

[Crosby Nick]

Gentleman's Relish for me.

That's what I heard the boys hanging round the Macclesfield Canal saying.

[Buck Pete]

I'm a chilli sauce freak but never tried a Sriracha sauce. I want to though, it looks good.

Does it have to be the best seller made by Huy Fong foods?  (The one with the Rooster trademark). Or will any suffice?

[Molealdinho_LK]

Also another honorable mention to Cholula for any chilli/hot sauce people out there.
Love this sauce but hard to source in Ireland

[Purple Red]

Also another honorable mention to Cholula for any chilli/hot sauce people out there.
Love this sauce but hard to source in Ireland

You get this delight in the Boojum burrito chain that is now north and south I believe. There's a garlic version of it which is just heavenly.

[Upinsmoke]

I went for ketchup and brown

Now I like plenty of different sauces, alot make my arsehole look like the Japanese flag after but when you just want a chip butty or a sausage on then red and brown are the go to. I mean I couldn't ever eat a sausage or bacon barm with anything else other than brown sauce, it's just not right and chips go with everything therefor red is the go to.

[ToneLa]

Also another honorable mention to Cholula for any chilli/hot sauce people out there.
Love this sauce but hard to source in Ireland

I whack that on chicken wings it's gorgeous, a swig hits the spot.

Will have to find the garlic one, sounds amazing

[KillieRed]

Curry (obviously) and Some other batshit crazy sauce: Peppercorn Sauce. Great with Steak, surprisingly excellent with chips alone. I kid you not.

[Wool]

Can't stand ketchup. One of my mates mixes it with mayo for his chips and it makes me want to gag. Chilli sauce is the only choice lads, sriracha or encona is my fav.

[Buck Pete]

Also another honorable mention to Cholula for any chilli/hot sauce people out there.
Love this sauce but hard to source in Ireland

Yeah good shout on the Cholula. Ive had that before, very nice sauce.

I came across 'El Yucateco' Mexican chilli sauces while on Holiday in Cuba.  The waitress in a regular haunt slipped me a few bottles of the stuff for a handful of Pesos.  Really nice hot sauce and you can get it on some specialist UK Chilli sauce websites at a reasonable price.

They do a Red and Green Habenero and also a slightly milder Jalepeno.

Actually, just came across this 5 bottle variety pack for £12 + free delivery.  I'm on this.

[BlackandWhitePaul]

Where's apple sauce, and mint sauce?

[CheshireDave]

Where's apple sauce, and mint sauce?

And cranberry. Fuck I love cranberry sauce.

[KERRYKOP]

You get this delight in the Boojum burrito chain that is now north and south I believe. There's a garlic version of it which is just heavenly.

Yup in Boojum, usually about 40 almost empty bottles inside there

[Molealdinho_LK]

Yup in Boojum, usually about 40 almost empty bottles inside there

You get this delight in the Boojum burrito chain that is now north and south I believe. There's a garlic version of it which is just heavenly.

No Boojum in my neck of the woods. Must sneak a bottle or two next time I'm there though.

Also the garlic one sounds lovely, I'll have to source a bottle.

[Molealdinho_LK]

Yeah good shout on the Cholula. Ive had that before, very nice sauce.

I came across 'El Yucateco' Mexican chilli sauces while on Holiday in Cuba.  The waitress in a regular haunt slipped me a few bottles of the stuff for a handful of Pesos.  Really nice hot sauce and you can get it on some specialist UK Chilli sauce websites at a reasonable price.

They do a Red and Green Habenero and also a slightly milder Jalepeno.

Actually, just came across this 5 bottle variety pack for £12 + free delivery.  I'm on this.

I've actually had this. One of the smaller Burrito places in Dublin have these. The black label one is beautiful, I nicked a bottle after a night out once and put it on a breakfast roll the next morning.

[Mr Mingebag Squid]

No Worcester Sauce and no HP Fruity - what kind of sham vote is this?

[Buck Pete]

Fellow thieving chilli sauce bastards.  I've just realised where i got my bottle of Colula from

Norwich away last time they were in the Prem.  We ended up drinking on the top floor of a restaurant near the ground after the game.

Colula was on the table and I had a bottle of regular and a bottle of Garlic off.  The lager prices were extortionate in there so I don't feel guilty whatsoever!!

God knows how I got it all the way home but I did.

[Molealdinho_LK]

Fellow thieving chilli sauce bastards.  I've just realised where i got my bottle of Colula from

Norwich away last time they were in the Prem.  We ended up drinking on the top floor of a restaurant near the ground after the game.

Colula was on the table and I had a bottle of regular and a bottle of Garlic off.  The lager prices were extortionate in there so I don't feel guilty whatsoever!!

God knows how I got it all the way home but I did.

At least it's not just me who has previous of thieving chilli sauce after a few pints.
Guy charged me 2 quid for avocado so I nicked his sauce.

[Wigwamdelbert]

Where's apple sauce, and mint sauce?

In the bin, where they belong.

Fellow thieving chilli sauce bastards.  I've just realised where i got my bottle of Colula from

Norwich away last time they were in the Prem.  We ended up drinking on the top floor of a restaurant near the ground after the game.

Colula was on the table and I had a bottle of regular and a bottle of Garlic off.  The lager prices were extortionate in there so I don't feel guilty whatsoever!!

God knows how I got it all the way home but I did.

You just saw the bottles and you said to yourself "COME ON!! Let's be 'aving ya"

[Buck Pete]

At least it's not just me who has previous of thieving chilli sauce after a few pints.
Guy charged me 2 quid for avocado so I nicked his sauce.

You just saw the bottles and you said to yourself "COME ON!! Let's be 'aving ya"

Maybe I should have nicked the mustard.  When in Rome and all that!!