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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #120 on: July 19, 2018, 10:36:48 pm »
Well played by Michael Edwards as well, he's done wonderful work this season, now get us Fekir Michael and we will give you a day off.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #121 on: July 19, 2018, 10:37:05 pm »


Hasn't even set up a wall to cover the other side of the goal ffs

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #122 on: July 19, 2018, 10:37:41 pm »

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #123 on: July 19, 2018, 10:37:45 pm »
If anyone calls him Becks (Bar now) I will hunt you down.

I assume this will be covered like old 'Dear Bellend please insert the name of Craig Douglas Bellamy' every time someone referred to him as *B-ellers (Its still a thing apparently)

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #124 on: July 19, 2018, 10:38:06 pm »
Wow a great goalie and a real looker to boot! Well done LFC, best transfer window in over a decade 🙂

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #125 on: July 19, 2018, 10:38:57 pm »

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #126 on: July 19, 2018, 10:39:03 pm »

You're not kidding!

Handsome quotient just skyrocketed. Some happy ladies (and some fellas) out there tonight!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #127 on: July 19, 2018, 10:39:18 pm »
Those are some effing cool black gloves. Wow!!!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #128 on: July 19, 2018, 10:39:31 pm »
He’s physically intimidating, big lad. Brilliant news.

Take a look at our new Keeper gentlemen, he's a colossus
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #129 on: July 19, 2018, 10:39:31 pm »
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

 :scarf :scarf :scarf :scarf :champ :champ :champ :scarf :scarf :scarf :scarf :scarf :scarf

Welcome to the best club in the world Alisson!! Get the fuck in!!!
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #130 on: July 19, 2018, 10:40:18 pm »
Bem-vindo!! Absolutely delighted with this news, and really impressed with the ambition that the club has shown. Best of luck to him.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #131 on: July 19, 2018, 10:40:30 pm »


No thanks mate, I don't want to sample your perfume

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #133 on: July 19, 2018, 10:41:26 pm »
This is very good news. I kind of feel sorry for Mignolet, Ward and Karius. But we've been crying out for a top keeper since Pepe left.

I wish them well, but I'm delighted with this signing. We have strength down the middle now, talent all over the park, some cool heads at the back, exciting people up front and attacking.

You obviously never know how a season might go, but if last season was an indication, it looks like we're going to see some great football again this year, but with a bit more control and stability at the back.

Going to be an interesting season for the purists.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #134 on: July 19, 2018, 10:41:40 pm »
Well shit, I must have missed us signing David Lynch. Can't wait for his first compilation video

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #135 on: July 19, 2018, 10:42:06 pm »
He's one handsome devil.

Definitely a keeper.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #136 on: July 19, 2018, 10:42:13 pm »
Wasn’t too keen at first, but then a scientist pal of mine passed his name through an Enigma machine. Alisson comes out as ‘Elisha’ and Becker comes out as ‘Scott’. It meant nothing to my pal. It means League Titles to me.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #137 on: July 19, 2018, 10:42:29 pm »
Welcome big man.

Keep dem balls out.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #138 on: July 19, 2018, 10:42:31 pm »
Well done to the club. And good luck to him while he's here. This is building nicely.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #139 on: July 19, 2018, 10:42:41 pm »
Love that he turned up in a suit  8)

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #140 on: July 19, 2018, 10:43:11 pm »
What a squad. Bring on the season.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #141 on: July 19, 2018, 10:43:30 pm »
Love that he turned up in a suit  8)

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #142 on: July 19, 2018, 10:43:31 pm »
Just watched the interview, seems like a really down to earth character.

Can't wait to see him pull on the jersey for the first time.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #143 on: July 19, 2018, 10:43:45 pm »


Guy hasn’t even been in Italy 2 years. For shame.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #144 on: July 19, 2018, 10:44:48 pm »

LFC Transfer Room@LFCTransferRoom

A message from Liverpool’s newest signing 🇧🇷
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https://twitter.com/LFCTransferRoom/status/1020058040601587712

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #146 on: July 19, 2018, 10:46:00 pm »
LFC Transfer Room@LFCTransferRoom

A message from Liverpool’s newest signing 🇧🇷
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https://twitter.com/LFCTransferRoom/status/1020058040601587712

Wtf? His English is actually very decent.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #147 on: July 19, 2018, 10:46:11 pm »
FSG haters let me hear you say yeeeeeaahh!!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #148 on: July 19, 2018, 10:47:44 pm »
Welcome big man.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #149 on: July 19, 2018, 10:48:03 pm »
Made up 💪⚽️

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #150 on: July 19, 2018, 10:48:06 pm »
Good to see he already speaks decent english, should help with settling in and communication with the defence

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #151 on: July 19, 2018, 10:48:40 pm »
Can we get the chorus to this as a chant, please?

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #152 on: July 19, 2018, 10:48:47 pm »
"He's trying to get right away from football. I believe he went to Everton"

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #153 on: July 19, 2018, 10:49:54 pm »
Yes!

What a good looking lad as well  ;D

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #154 on: July 19, 2018, 10:50:14 pm »
;D



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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #155 on: July 19, 2018, 10:50:40 pm »
Craig won't like that.  :)

I want him shipped out for that to be honest.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #156 on: July 19, 2018, 10:51:42 pm »
I want him shipped out for that to be honest.

You must have immaculate taste in your clothes.  8)
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #157 on: July 19, 2018, 10:51:42 pm »
Ramses eh?

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #158 on: July 19, 2018, 10:51:53 pm »
When all our players get back from holidays and they all assemble for the first time in the same room they will look around and think Fuck Me this is some football team we have here and they will look at the manager and staff and think this guy knows his shit and we are definitely going places.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #159 on: July 19, 2018, 10:52:04 pm »
Months ago when everyone mentioned him I thought no way we're signing him, during the world cup it was Madrid talk, these past few days I've waited for Chelsea to make an offer or for us to be turned now, now it's on the official site how the hell is my brain suppose to accept it's real?

I love this club, but, we never use to go out and buy world class players, and yet we seem to be doing consistently now. This is actually real, we've signed one of the best keepers there is.