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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #200 on: September 17, 2013, 03:44:36 pm »
Mignolet needs to get sold asap. Doesn't concede a single goal in three games but lets in 2 in one game!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #201 on: September 17, 2013, 04:00:21 pm »
Mignolet needs to get sold asap. Doesn't concede a single goal in three games but lets in 2 in one game!

That's cos he's shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #202 on: September 17, 2013, 04:24:47 pm »
That's cos he's shite!

Looks like a UFC fighter and flaps like a KFC chicken at corners, the fucking shite shithouse.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #203 on: September 17, 2013, 04:26:04 pm »
This childishly boring thread is not even funny, unless you find the words shit and shite funny. I know the thinking behind it but hey it's run it's course. 

Here's hoping that no shit hits a true fan.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #204 on: September 17, 2013, 04:39:03 pm »
I agree with Billy Lidl. Even our threads are shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #205 on: September 17, 2013, 05:16:33 pm »
This childishly boring thread is not even funny, unless you find the words shit and shite funny. I know the thinking behind it but hey it's run it's course. 

Here's hoping that no shit hits a true fan.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #206 on: September 17, 2013, 07:45:05 pm »
This childishly boring thread is not even funny, unless you find the words shit and shite funny. I know the thinking behind it but hey it's run it's course. 

Here's hoping that no shit hits a true fan.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #207 on: September 18, 2013, 01:31:38 am »
I was thinking of starting the same thread before the season began, because I couldn't cope with how shite we were...

Have you noticed that before the season began all three newly promoted teams were above us in the league? ALL THREE! Meh, Champions League...

And Sturridge, poor bastard, top of the PL scoring charts and can't get himself fit...
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #208 on: September 18, 2013, 04:02:57 pm »
Even our sprinklers are shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #209 on: September 18, 2013, 09:47:30 pm »
Even our sprinklers are shite.


looks like king  kenny in that pic, even he looks fed up, if he is fed up then we must be shite.
Tell you what though I'm sick of all this negativity around teh club our fans are turd.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #210 on: September 21, 2013, 07:06:04 pm »
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #211 on: September 21, 2013, 07:07:09 pm »
This thread has taken an unfunny turn  :-[...

Nah  ;D

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #212 on: September 21, 2013, 07:07:37 pm »
to be fair today, we were cracking. Much improved performance and we were unlucky to be on the wrong end of the result.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #213 on: September 21, 2013, 07:08:28 pm »
to be fair today, we were cracking. Much improved performance and we were unlucky to be on the wrong end of the result.
That's more like it! We're so shite we make referees become shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #214 on: September 21, 2013, 07:25:48 pm »
Left after the first goal today, the hot dog I got after 30 mins in the game was shite, I've thrown my half and half scarf in the bin. 

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #215 on: September 21, 2013, 07:34:26 pm »
Bright side is though I enjoyed watching Chelsea win. Such a good team to watch and I'm never tempted to doze off during their games.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #216 on: September 21, 2013, 07:42:17 pm »
They have great flags as well. Wish i got a free one, f**king FSG!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #217 on: September 21, 2013, 07:44:21 pm »
We aren't shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #218 on: September 23, 2013, 08:05:20 am »
We are shite when 4 center back played together
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #219 on: September 23, 2013, 09:36:14 pm »
Even our sprinklers are shite.



Was that Wolves at home? We lost 1-0 under Roy?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #220 on: September 23, 2013, 10:54:46 pm »
i just shite...ed!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #221 on: September 25, 2013, 10:05:30 am »
Was that Wolves at home? We lost 1-0 under Roy?

If it was that game I bet the sprinklers were turned on to wash the supporters off that shower of shite that had just been served up by Roy.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #222 on: September 25, 2013, 10:14:42 am »
Was that Wolves at home? We lost 1-0 under Roy?
It was last season vs Newcastle

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #223 on: October 5, 2013, 11:32:55 am »
Christ, just when you didn't think we could get any shiter, we go and get a load of retired, washed up ex-players and managers to work in the background!

Fucking shite!!!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #224 on: October 5, 2013, 11:47:29 am »
Reckon we're so shite we should just play without a midfield 5-5.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #225 on: October 5, 2013, 11:52:25 am »
We're so shite that we require 2 strikers to score goals, while everyone else require only 1.... Rogers Out!!!!!!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #226 on: October 5, 2013, 11:53:28 am »
Suarez is a world class striker and has only scored 2 all season.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #227 on: October 5, 2013, 05:13:57 pm »
Where that shite we'll only be top for a day
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #228 on: October 5, 2013, 05:16:09 pm »
Suarez scored only 1 today, sell him he's shit

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #229 on: October 5, 2013, 05:18:01 pm »
We're only on 16 points?!? Utter shite.  This time last season after 7 games we had 6 points.  Hardly an improvement at all.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #230 on: October 5, 2013, 05:18:31 pm »
And bollocks to Toure and his foul throws. Shite :wave
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #231 on: October 5, 2013, 06:21:16 pm »
Mignolet just can't keep a cleanshite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #232 on: October 5, 2013, 06:26:00 pm »
Sanchez' assist was shite...
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #233 on: October 5, 2013, 07:23:49 pm »
Sturridge is so shit he hasn't even scored more then one goal in a game this season.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #234 on: October 5, 2013, 07:45:34 pm »
3-1!!! We're even shite at winning!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #235 on: October 5, 2013, 08:14:24 pm »
If you turned the table upside down, we would be last. How shite is that?
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #236 on: October 6, 2013, 10:27:45 am »
Over achieving currently even against average teams

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Re: Liverpool are shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #238 on: October 6, 2013, 10:34:12 am »
We score all of our goals too early in the game. I might as well go home at half time and beat the shite traffic.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #239 on: October 6, 2013, 10:53:21 am »
We score all of our goals too early in the game. I might as well go home at half time and beat the shite traffic.

Spot on.  But if we're not gonna score in the 2nd half, ticket prices should be slashed by 50%, no?

Simply shite.
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