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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1640 on: July 22, 2021, 11:11:51 am »
More shock than hate...
Heard one on the radio this morning for pillows.
67 fucking quid they want for 2 pillows  :o
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1641 on: July 22, 2021, 11:54:07 am »
The radio Ad for Skoda. Its just because they have what  assume is the proper pronunciation, but she says it as Sccchhhhkoda and it annoys the fuck out of me.

Also, those ads where they have to put stupid sounds in like someone typing on a keyboard. Just tell me what the fuck you are trying to sell me.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1642 on: July 22, 2021, 12:55:47 pm »
The radio Ad for Skoda. Its just because they have what  assume is the proper pronunciation, but she says it as Sccchhhhkoda and it annoys the fuck out of me.

Also, those ads where they have to put stupid sounds in like someone typing on a keyboard. Just tell me what the fuck you are trying to sell me.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1643 on: July 22, 2021, 01:52:53 pm »
"Ourtime"

"I just cant believe how lucky I am" says the bearded clam with a beard.

All the ladies in it are nice and the blokes aren't.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1644 on: July 26, 2021, 11:50:36 am »
That Funding Circle ad with the creepy, CGI, singing baby.  :o

Horrible!

Hate these types of ads, the kids always look possessed. They’d be good ads for any company dealing in exorcisms I suppose.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1645 on: July 26, 2021, 09:00:53 pm »
The radio Ad for Skoda. Its just because they have what  assume is the proper pronunciation, but she says it as Sccchhhhkoda and it annoys the fuck out of me.




That Funding Circle ad with the creepy, CGI, singing baby.  :o

Horrible!



I love its creepiness to be honest and "I am the Future" by the ultra creepy Alice Cooper is so apt. :)

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1646 on: July 27, 2021, 04:45:56 pm »
This one's for everyone out there.
Our loved ones.
Those of us who've made sacrifices over the past year.
For all of us who stayed indoors.
Who clapped for our carers.
The lockdown quizzers and the work from homers.
We just wanted to say.
Thank you Britain.
Let's build back stronger.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1647 on: August 12, 2021, 08:31:46 pm »
The Lenor one where they're all singing  :puke2
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1648 on: August 16, 2021, 01:48:20 am »
Lidl advert with saxaphone player.... Absolute ripoff of the classic 'Sexy Sax Man'...  :boxhead


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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1649 on: August 25, 2021, 06:28:47 pm »
I've said  it before, and i'll say it again.

Foreign adverts that are dubbed, and usually very badly at that.

Generic foreign adverts, for all marketplaces.  :wanker

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1650 on: August 25, 2021, 06:54:39 pm »
All the cancer adverts.

I know it's important they raise money, but having lost yet another mate to cancer this year and my mates 21 yr old son undergoing chemo, I've had enough of having it rammed down my throat. Its not like we fucking well forget the bastard is it?
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1651 on: August 31, 2021, 06:32:51 pm »
Have just seen the new Macdonalds ad and now I am angry.

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« Reply #1652 on: September 8, 2021, 11:07:04 am »
The Lenor one where they're all singing  :puke2

Or the Lenor one where they are in that bed...
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1653 on: September 12, 2021, 10:03:34 pm »
Peloton back on again. Twats.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1654 on: September 13, 2021, 10:53:09 am »
Peloton back on again. Twats.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1655 on: September 13, 2021, 01:22:42 pm »
Peloton back on again. Twats.

I think all adverts involving fitness and the fitness community, especially the enthusiastic ones, are shite.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1656 on: September 13, 2021, 03:37:14 pm »
Peloton back on again. Twats.
It's interesting how these ad campaigns can overwhelm you and are seemingly everywhere. Don't think I had heard of Peloton about 2 months ago - now its all you see and hear. Even on podcasts ad breaks.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1657 on: September 13, 2021, 03:39:58 pm »
It's interesting how these ad campaigns can overwhelm you and are seemingly everywhere. Don't think I had heard of Peloton about 2 months ago - now its all you see and hear. Even on podcasts ad breaks.

Just when you think you are out they lure you back in with glimpses of saucy girls in Lycra.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1658 on: September 20, 2021, 09:15:54 pm »
"Cazoo - yeah, you can"

What the hell does that even mean?

Am I missing something?
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1659 on: September 20, 2021, 09:19:19 pm »
that ohh  we've got a card reader now - oooooooooooooohhh


utter shite, dont even know what it advertises
As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1660 on: September 21, 2021, 12:09:58 pm »
that ohh  we've got a card reader now - oooooooooooooohhh


utter shite, dont even know what it advertises

Can’t stand that one either.

I saw an advert for Christmas stuff the other day, “it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas” playing in the background. 16th September. Got to be some sort of record that.

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« Reply #1661 on: September 21, 2021, 12:31:31 pm »
Can’t stand that one either.

I saw an advert for Christmas stuff the other day, “it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas” playing in the background. 16th September. Got to be some sort of record that.

Been saying this in the Brexit thread, get your Christmas stuff early this year, its going to be a nightmare with the driver shortage.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1662 on: September 21, 2021, 01:28:44 pm »
Haribo. Again.  :butt
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« Reply #1663 on: September 21, 2021, 01:30:24 pm »
Been saying this in the Brexit thread, get your Christmas stuff early this year, its going to be a nightmare with the driver shortage.

Or be sensible and just don't bother
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1664 on: September 21, 2021, 02:09:32 pm »
Or be sensible and just don't bother

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1665 on: September 27, 2021, 01:21:34 pm »
Hattons of London and their blah gold 50 pence piece celebrating 50 years of decimalisation

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« Reply #1666 on: September 27, 2021, 01:29:13 pm »
Been saying this in the Brexit thread, get your Christmas stuff early this year, its going to be a nightmare with the driver shortage.

xmas will be great round yours now your on mega bucks  ;)
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« Reply #1667 on: September 27, 2021, 02:11:29 pm »
xmas will be great round yours now your on mega bucks  ;)

Haven't had a pay rise :no
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« Reply #1668 on: September 27, 2021, 02:14:51 pm »
Haven't had a pay rise :no

Sorry to hear that

Was just pulling your leg

are the media stories about drivers getting paid more true or bollocks
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« Reply #1669 on: September 27, 2021, 02:53:48 pm »
Sorry to hear that

Was just pulling your leg

are the media stories about drivers getting paid more true or bollocks

I know you were.

Some have, some haven't. Our kid got a £7k rise, others got fuck all. Loads have been getting rises and bonuses to move and they'll all get finished up in January, so that they can take all the newbies on that will pass their tests in the next few weeks and the wages can be brought back down again.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1670 on: October 4, 2021, 01:34:08 pm »
Love this thread as a radio copywriter. All the things we write that we think are genius, consumers hate. Brilliant!  ;D

The thinking behind it was have an accent that stands out from the typical regional ads you'll hear.

As long as no one bitches about the LFC hospitality ad that was on Capital Liverpool, I'm fine.

I switch channels as soon as the advert starts. 

The Hayes connor one sounds like it was written by an idiot, the voice over pauses at all the wrong places in the script. He speaks one word and I'm "Alexa, play....".
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1671 on: October 12, 2021, 02:21:03 pm »
Hattons of London and their blah gold 50 pence piece celebrating 50 years of decimalisation
You probably want to get one now before Boris and Rees Mogg bring back schillings and pence.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1672 on: October 12, 2021, 02:30:36 pm »
that ohh  we've got a card reader now - oooooooooooooohhh


utter shite, dont even know what it advertises

I find it hard to believe that the advertising company got the OK to actually air that advert, & even worse the card reader company paid them good money to do so.

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« Reply #1673 on: October 12, 2021, 02:34:31 pm »
There's a radio advert that I rush to switch off every time it comes on when I'm driving. Don't know the name of the car company it's advertising, but the bloke speaking has a high pitched, excitable voice that really grates on me.

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« Reply #1674 on: October 12, 2021, 02:39:55 pm »
There's a radio advert that I rush to switch off every time it comes on when I'm driving. Don't know the name of the car company it's advertising, but the bloke speaking has a high pitched, excitable voice that really grates on me.

Cazoo most likely and Rylan off the telly.

You're in the driving seat now Britain. :butt
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« Reply #1675 on: October 12, 2021, 03:27:01 pm »
Cazoo most likely and Rylan off the telly.

You're in the driving seat now Britain. :butt

apparently a wedge is some sort of golf bat

(from the radio version)

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« Reply #1676 on: October 12, 2021, 04:08:46 pm »
apparently a wedge is some sort of golf bat

(from the radio version)

 "wanna buy him a sporty little convertable"

I listen to Planet Rock all day during the week and on a saturday if working and I hear that advert every bloody hour :no
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1677 on: October 12, 2021, 09:26:07 pm »




Also, every break on Smooth FM there's irritating kids' voices talking about learning about money.
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« Reply #1678 on: October 13, 2021, 09:43:24 am »




Also, every break on Smooth FM there's irritating kids' voices talking about learning about money.
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« Reply #1679 on: October 13, 2021, 09:47:01 am »
You probably want to get one now before Boris and Rees Mogg bring back schillings and pence.

Sounds a bit too European.

I'd happily buy a twenty four carat gold plated farthing and thru'penny bit set. Fond memories of my pocket money days when you could buy proper Smarties, the Hostspur and a Jublee and still have change.