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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #120 on: March 11, 2009, 10:48:12 pm »


the smell of rover cars



Yeh i have noticed that rover cars stink, but I put it down to the 92year old past owners.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #121 on: March 12, 2009, 02:06:25 pm »
When people dont rinse out their bowls after having Wheetabix, and the little bits dry in, bastards to get off.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #122 on: March 12, 2009, 02:09:14 pm »
Going to bed with a really annoying tune in your head, and it still being there when you wake up.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #123 on: March 12, 2009, 02:25:15 pm »
If I'm driving somewhere and a boss song comes on the radio, more often than not the missus will switch to another station where they are playing some fucking boyband drivel.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #124 on: March 12, 2009, 07:26:22 pm »
Not having a bird
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #125 on: March 12, 2009, 07:35:43 pm »
Slow walkers are the absolute bane of my life, especially when they take up the whole of the pavement

Having said that if Im in town sometimes I could be walking one way then suddenly stop and wheel around cos I want to go another way which probably scares anyone behind me ;D

Or the ones that come up right behind you and start talking really loud  >:(

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #126 on: March 13, 2009, 03:57:15 pm »
Lad who sits opposite me has made a elastic band ball, he hasnt stopped bouncing it on his desk all day, so so annoying.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #127 on: March 13, 2009, 04:00:00 pm »
People who walk into you cos theyre not looking where theyre goin and as you walk away (after its been YOU thats apologised) you can hear them complaining about people having no respect and awareness for others.
I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #128 on: March 13, 2009, 04:05:45 pm »
Corned Beef tins

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #129 on: March 13, 2009, 04:06:59 pm »
I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #130 on: March 13, 2009, 04:12:36 pm »
Driving:

Bastards who don't indicate which way they are turning

Bastards who race up to stop signs to beat the person who is only a few yards away from it, then stop dead, and stare at the person who was only a few yards away like "Oh am I supposed to go now or are you..?"
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #131 on: March 13, 2009, 04:20:09 pm »
Corned Beef tins

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #132 on: March 13, 2009, 04:39:34 pm »
People who apologise when it's you who has walked into them.

People who walk slowly.

People who stare at you.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #133 on: March 13, 2009, 05:57:39 pm »
People who apologise when it's you who has walked into them.

I usually just apologise anyway

Bit like my constant thank yous when I was servin people in Spar
I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager.

"Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone
YNWA Rafa.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #134 on: March 13, 2009, 06:25:48 pm »
Middle-laners. Would love a James Bond-style machine gun fitted to my motor so I could blow their fucking tyres out.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #135 on: March 13, 2009, 06:29:07 pm »
People who walk slowly.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #136 on: March 13, 2009, 06:35:19 pm »
People who try to stop you in the street for charity stuff, even when youve your headphones in and are clearly ignoring them.
I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager.

"Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone
YNWA Rafa.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #137 on: March 13, 2009, 06:36:03 pm »
I usually just apologise anyway

Me too - it's less of an apology and more because I feel like if I just stand there and not say anything I'll come across as a bit of a twat.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #138 on: March 13, 2009, 06:39:41 pm »
Men who have those little tufts of hair just under their bottom lip.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #139 on: March 13, 2009, 07:04:03 pm »
Someone has a cold next to you and keeps sniffling their snot and refusing to blow their nose for all day long. Drives me batty!

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #140 on: March 13, 2009, 07:20:53 pm »
Men who have those little tufts of hair just under their bottom lip.
The flavour saver... :-X

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #141 on: March 13, 2009, 07:47:07 pm »
People who apologise when it's you who has walked into them.



When my neice was a baby I used to push around in the pushchair down Loandon and purposefully ram it into peoples ankles. Every single time, and I do mean every single time, the person would turn around and apologise. "That's fine!" I'd say with a smile.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #142 on: March 13, 2009, 07:47:52 pm »
Men who have those little tufts of hair just under their bottom lip.

Ah, the old soul patch. Hoping Villa won't sign for us, I assume?

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #143 on: March 13, 2009, 08:46:50 pm »
That one black sock that sneaks in with the whites :D

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #144 on: March 13, 2009, 09:03:11 pm »
Gary neville
You say Honey? I say Fuck off.

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There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #145 on: March 14, 2009, 01:35:56 am »
Natalie Cassidy's real Britain.
Who the fuck is she? some no-mark who was on Eastenders years ago, and they think we'll be interested in what HER real Britain is? what a joke telly is.

People who come into my work and get out a shopping list and ask me where it all is, yer cos I'm here to show you were everything is because you can't be arsed to look. It's not like I've got nothing better to do than show you around you lazy twat.

People who smell of piss, mainly old people who don't realise it and stand there, with the smell of piss wafting around.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #146 on: March 14, 2009, 02:36:02 am »
when you walk into someone in the street... you go left - they go left, you go right - they go right, left-left, right right... it's always sort of funny but still fuckin annoying
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #147 on: March 14, 2009, 03:14:43 am »
old people walking really slow in the middle of the street or in a scalator... I missed my train this morning and got late for an exam...
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #148 on: March 14, 2009, 04:50:08 am »
when you walk into someone in the street... you go left - they go left, you go right - they go right, left-left, right right... it's always sort of funny but still fuckin annoying
You could do what my friend and I did one day in town when that happened to us. Deliberately walk at someone and see how many people apologise even though its not their fault. Almost everbody did :)

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #149 on: March 14, 2009, 10:06:00 am »
old people walking really slow in the middle of the street or in a scalator... I missed my train this morning and got late for an exam...
ooooohhh

People standing still on an escalator while travelling in packs so no fucker can get by.
Or worse, standing on the travelator in the airport with 20 bits of hand luggage and duty free.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #150 on: March 14, 2009, 11:25:34 am »
Mancs!
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #151 on: March 14, 2009, 11:25:38 am »
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #152 on: March 14, 2009, 11:27:29 am »
Mancs!
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #153 on: March 14, 2009, 11:30:16 am »
Watching the clock waiting for kick off 
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #154 on: March 14, 2009, 12:06:36 pm »
Middle-laners. Would love a James Bond-style machine gun fitted to my motor so I could blow their fucking tyres out.

F**king hate it when lorries overtake each other on the motorway and move about 1mph faster than the lorry in the inside lane! Drives me nuts!
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #155 on: March 14, 2009, 07:47:54 pm »
Waking up in the morning and hearing the sound of builders working, which basically means you've overslept
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #156 on: March 14, 2009, 08:00:11 pm »
having no motivation to tidy my flat after a few beers
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #157 on: March 14, 2009, 09:24:22 pm »
Have managed to get a crumb or bit of bloody food trapped under the keypad on my laptop and i cant get to it but the bastard thing seems to slide round under the keypad so its difficult to press down various letters on different days and todays letter is c which i virtually have to push through the keyboard to get it to register
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #158 on: March 14, 2009, 09:35:09 pm »
Have managed to get a crumb or bit of bloody food trapped under the keypad on my laptop and i cant get to it but the bastard thing seems to slide round under the keypad so its difficult to press down various letters on different days and todays letter is c which i virtually have to push through the keyboard to get it to register

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #159 on: March 15, 2009, 03:50:56 pm »
When you're watching TV and the adverts are about 48 times louder than the programme. Why? Is it supposed to get my attention? In case that I don't realise that a set of ugly twats on a sofa is an advert for DFS and not part of Nazi Sharks On Ice From Hell?

Why the frig are DVDs so quiet too?
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