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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25160 on: April 10, 2019, 08:53:51 pm »
Those banners.  :lmao :lmao
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25161 on: April 10, 2019, 08:56:37 pm »
The state of those banners. It's like in PES, when you see the generic banners created in the stadium, it's no better than that.

Rashford is Red? Really?

That's the best you can come up with.

How is it that we're the only ones with any ounce of creativity in this country?

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25162 on: April 10, 2019, 09:00:10 pm »
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25163 on: April 10, 2019, 09:00:56 pm »
They're obviously jealous of the other plastics in footy.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25164 on: April 10, 2019, 09:01:49 pm »
They're obviously jealous of the other plastics in footy.
man city had a decent one I think when they played real, obviously done by the club but looked alright. That is pure shite

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25165 on: April 10, 2019, 09:03:51 pm »
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25166 on: April 10, 2019, 09:04:31 pm »
What is it with them & cringing banners, remember those ones against us in the Europa couple of years ago. ;D
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25167 on: April 10, 2019, 09:06:16 pm »
What is it with them & cringing banners, remember those ones against us in the Europa couple of years ago. ;D

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25168 on: April 10, 2019, 09:08:36 pm »
What is it with them & cringing banners, remember those ones against us in the Europa couple of years ago. ;D

We all just sang "What the fucking hell is that?" until they took them down. ;D
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25169 on: April 10, 2019, 09:13:26 pm »
We all just sang "What the fucking hell is that?" until they took them down. ;D

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25170 on: April 10, 2019, 09:54:29 pm »
Can he get sacked before next season???
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25171 on: April 10, 2019, 09:54:31 pm »
Thank fuck they have no patience and didn't make Poch an offer he couldn't refuse or something. They've managed to find another clown who's as negative as Mourinho. Going to be brilliant watching them turn on a "legend" over the coming year or so.

Annoyingly though this sort of shit, negative, turgid football is exactly what doesn't bother City.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25172 on: April 10, 2019, 09:54:41 pm »
Just a reminder that Pogba, Lukaku and Fred cost a total of £230m.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25174 on: April 10, 2019, 10:00:04 pm »
4 defeats in 5
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25175 on: April 10, 2019, 10:01:20 pm »
If it were 15 years ago, this would be true. These days, anything goes. Twitter and Facebook is a breeding ground for the melts. So called fans, who no doubt jumped on our bandwagon probably only a few years ago, or less. This is what you've to put up with. It's a good reason why I don't read Twitter, and there's actual websites that base their whole existence around what these dickheads are saying on social media as they flip flop from one extreme to the other. If a player has a bad game in the shirt, they want them sold. That's how bad they are. If you search Liverpool in Newsnow, you'll see articles that start with "These Liverpool fans...". Don't click on those. Never click on those.

I know reds like this and have a few on my Facebook - but I'm not having that any red-blooded Liverpool supporter would spend 10,000 posts of his life on a Man Utd forum, while talking absolute shite.
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25176 on: April 10, 2019, 10:01:35 pm »
No shots on target at home. That new manager bounce is nowhere to be seen now. Thank fuck they’re run by absolute morons :lmao

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25177 on: April 10, 2019, 10:03:33 pm »
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25178 on: April 10, 2019, 10:03:49 pm »
No shots on target at home. That new manager bounce is nowhere to be seen now. Thank fuck they’re run by absolute morons :lmao
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25179 on: April 10, 2019, 10:05:22 pm »
They've ran out of fresh virgins to sacrifice over there.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25180 on: April 10, 2019, 10:06:03 pm »
They've ran out of fresh virgins to sacrifice over there.

It is Manchester, they were always going to be in short supply.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25181 on: April 10, 2019, 10:06:24 pm »
Mourinho would be getting absolute pelters if he was incharge of that.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25182 on: April 10, 2019, 10:12:59 pm »
Barca were there for the taking tonight,if they played like that at Anfield we'd run them ragged.

Shows how far Utd have fallen that their fans seem happy with a narrow defeat.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25183 on: April 10, 2019, 10:13:14 pm »
It is Manchester, they were always going to be in short supply.

They don't count shagging your own family  ;)
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« Reply #25184 on: April 10, 2019, 10:14:39 pm »
Mourinho would be getting absolute pelters if he was incharge of that.

Mourinho was a tried quick fix. Utd are a 2 or probably 3 season project. Too many poor players in that team

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25185 on: April 10, 2019, 10:21:01 pm »
If the results carry on as they have been for the remainder of the season I can see the board getting hesitant to give him much money for the summer in case they they have to get rid of him soon, which will then become self fulfilling because he doesn’t have the team to go much further then where they are now, which means he does get sacked sometimes next season and the cycle continues.
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25186 on: April 10, 2019, 10:22:29 pm »
They're scored 1 goal all season at home in the CL.....and that was an injury time winner against Young Boys  :lmao

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25187 on: April 10, 2019, 10:22:30 pm »
If the results carry on as they have been for the remainder of the season I can see the board getting hesitant to give him much money for the summer in case they they have to get rid of him soon, which will then become self fulfilling because he doesn’t have the team to go much further then where they are now, which means he does get sacked sometimes next season and the cycle continues.
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25188 on: April 10, 2019, 10:25:05 pm »
Lots of them saying they'd have taken a 0-1 defeat before the game. U wot.

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« Reply #25189 on: April 10, 2019, 10:27:01 pm »
Ah the game we all waited for. True stardust from the beginning. Two legendary captains leading their teams to the pitch...

For the visiting team: Lionel Messi, the man, the leader, the legend.

For the home team: Ashley Young,  err...  ;D

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25190 on: April 10, 2019, 10:29:37 pm »
Unlucky to not even get a shot on goal at home.
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25191 on: April 10, 2019, 10:37:35 pm »
Genuinely wondering if this bloke can make it to the summer now, he looks well out of his depth here.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25192 on: April 10, 2019, 10:43:15 pm »
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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25193 on: April 10, 2019, 10:43:17 pm »
What is it with even the post-match interviewer attempting to find positives for Solskjaer? No goals on target at home is poor against any opposition, especially in the first leg of a knockout game where you went behind early.

It doesn't look good for them with Solskjaer and their squad seeming to be satisfied with that game. I'd expect our lads to be pissed that they didn't take advantage of that sloppy play by Barca.
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25194 on: April 10, 2019, 10:43:42 pm »
Genuinely wondering if this bloke can make it to the summer now, he looks well out of his depth here.

He has to, with the way they've gone about giving him a contract instead of waiting until the end of the season they'd look like right c*nts if they did get rid of him, in fact I'd say they have to give him at least next season then a few months of 2020/21

Of course their support will be on his back before Christmas if they keep up their current form

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« Reply #25195 on: April 10, 2019, 10:44:48 pm »
Michael Owen just said they (United) didn't have many on target... you mean ZERO.
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25196 on: April 10, 2019, 10:46:26 pm »
There are some of their fans phoning up the radio now who are happy with that performance. That's how far they've fallen.

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« Reply #25197 on: April 10, 2019, 10:56:20 pm »
They're scored 1 goal all season at home in the CL.....and that was an injury time winner against Young Boys  :lmao

And they could enter the semis of the CL with a 2-1 win carrying that record with them, rather unbelievable really
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25198 on: April 10, 2019, 10:56:30 pm »
At the Nou Camp, it will be difficult for them to be compact on that pitch.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25199 on: April 10, 2019, 11:03:50 pm »
Can we have Solskjaer is still the manager of Manchester United as the thread title?

Or is it too early?
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