Not saying my ex girlfriend was a slag but even the label in her knickers said next.
sorry for bumping that, i just had too.
I watched a YouTube video and decided that Paul Konchesky looked like a player.
A dead animal is a dead animal. And a piece of meat is a piece of meat.
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?
No.
Come come Gentlemen, a little lift around the eyes after a late night is the de rigeur.I have to say, I do indulge in a little 'blemish' cream around the face, removes the 'rouge' tone and makes you look fresh.Surely we all do this?
Would sacrifice Fordy in a sacred Mayan ritual to have him (Jurgen Klopp) as the next Liverpool manager
You do..and you know it
Billy?
This is a fucking disgrace..i thought we were in the 21st century..your like 12 year old getting excited because of the word cream.
Bumping this solid gold win.
Yea mate just put your sky box on top of the fridge, put an egg in the microwave then wave your satalite dish around on the roof worked for me lad.
I scrub down with a sufficient face wash, Nivea for Men provide a superb face scrub which will wash away the sins of your day. I then dry delicately with a dry towel stored at room temperature before embarking on the main course. A healthy dollop of L'Oreal Men Expert vita-lift, dab a touch to the forehead and a smattering to each cheek and delicately circulate around said areas. Bish bash bosh - face for a picture.
Going by your name, would you be able to recommend a nice salty mouthwash too.
It might be funny but you lot wont be laughing in ten years when you look like shite because you didbt take care your face
Craig Burnley V West Ham - WEST HAM WIN - INCORRECT
That is some funny stuff. Out of interest, does the OP guy still post on here?
If there was ever a reason for human cloning, Steven Gerrard is it.
Fled the scene, apparently.
Or banned as we like to call it
Oh right. He must have been pretty irate then? To end up with a ban I mean.
I don't think I'm being unfair to describe him as a colossal anus
Did he cream that anus?
We've won 18 titles, 5 European Cups, 7 FA Cups, but today must be the greatest victory of all.
This forum is a joke
You lot will miss me when I'm gone
So the OP was genuinely trying to start a legitimate discussion about creams?
This thread is amazing ive never seen it until now, the OP got roasted hahahaha.