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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #80 on: February 28, 2024, 08:57:36 pm »
We've grown nicely into the game as it's progressed. Enjoying it

Same, it's nice to see the lads given more responsibility.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #81 on: February 28, 2024, 08:57:47 pm »
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #82 on: February 28, 2024, 08:58:03 pm »
Southamptons cocky passing around from the back is doing my head in.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #83 on: February 28, 2024, 08:58:10 pm »
Comms appear to have turned up with the big book of footbaling cliches, opened up the chapter on 'cup magic', turned to the sub-section 'David versus Goliath' and started spouting nonsense.

Seem utterly unaware that Liverpool are playing with a near academy team. Literally no interest in it. Koumas (18) scores on his debut and they bang on about the deflection?

Fucking hell.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #84 on: February 28, 2024, 08:58:29 pm »
It is 1998 and a teenage footballer called Koumas is scoring a goal on Merseyside against a team from the South coast.

It is 2024 and a teenage footballer called Koumas is scoring a goal on Merseyside against a team from the South coast.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #85 on: February 28, 2024, 08:58:31 pm »
The kids have done well. You can see their inexperience at times and sometimes they get muscled off the ball too easily but this is all part of the learning they need. Another goal will settle us down…….surely it has to be Gomez.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #86 on: February 28, 2024, 08:58:33 pm »
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #87 on: February 28, 2024, 08:59:00 pm »
Another one! Where do we keep spawning these kids

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #88 on: February 28, 2024, 08:59:00 pm »
Midfield can't pass. Clark can run a bit but McConnell is anonymous as an 8.
I'd rather drop Gomez to FB, McConnell to the 6, Elliott to the 8 and Bradley as RW.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #89 on: February 28, 2024, 08:59:05 pm »
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #90 on: February 28, 2024, 08:59:22 pm »
Don't think I've enjoyed watching the match on mute as much in ages. Anyway, well well well... been some nice moments in among the occasional awkwardness. Made up for Koumas though, a good run and a slightly scruffy finish, that's exactly how debut goals should be. Jarell has also been fab, I have to pinch myself as a reminder that he's still a kid.

Maybe 45 minutes from Mac to come, perhaps half an hour from Luis to tire them out. Still, it's so good to see so many young prospects get not only a run out at Anfield, but on the telly too.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #91 on: February 28, 2024, 08:59:28 pm »
Got no complaints at all. Down to the bare bones, a disjointed system - it's little wonder we've not been able to control the game as we would like. Had a few let offs, but Kelleher in fine form!

Getting a debut goal is always special, so made up for Koumas. Let's keep our heads and hold our nerve. We need to weather the storm!
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #92 on: February 28, 2024, 08:59:31 pm »
The kids have done well. You can see their inexperience at times and sometimes they get muscled off the ball too easily but this is all part of the learning they need. Another goal will settle us down…….surely it has to be Gomez.

Maybe that will settle Joe down in midfield.  :D
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #93 on: February 28, 2024, 08:59:34 pm »
McCoist was great on Amazon. He's just like all the others now.

Has he mentioned Konate not getting sent off yet? He's a bad dickhead.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #94 on: February 28, 2024, 08:59:47 pm »
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #95 on: February 28, 2024, 08:59:50 pm »
Regarding the commentary, I refuse to believe that lad on their left was the fastest player at the World Cup in 2002
From the same statisticians as shots on target 😂

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #96 on: February 28, 2024, 09:00:00 pm »
Weird game so far, but whats funny is, that the worst player on the pitch so far (in my opinion) has scored. Before that goal Koumas seemed like he had zero confidence

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #97 on: February 28, 2024, 09:00:09 pm »
This Ally McCoist is an idiot praising Southampton non stop playing a bunch of 5 years old ffs!! Anyway that's a very solid effort from us just get the win don't need some amazing performance.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #98 on: February 28, 2024, 09:00:23 pm »
Joe looking solid in midfield - is there anywhere this guy can't play? So valuable

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #99 on: February 28, 2024, 09:00:24 pm »
Lewis Koumas looks every bit of a modern-day inside forward. Sharp on the ball, direct, quite quick and happy to get some shots off.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #100 on: February 28, 2024, 09:00:55 pm »
Weird game so far, but whats funny is, that the worst player on the pitch so far (in my opinion) has scored. Before that goal Koumas seemed like he had zero confidence

nah....
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #101 on: February 28, 2024, 09:01:00 pm »
Comms appear to have turned up with the big book of footbaling cliches, opened up the chapter on 'cup magic', turned to the sub-section 'David versus Goliath' and started spouting nonsense.

Seem utterly unaware that Liverpool are playing with a near academy team. Literally no interest in it. Koumas (18) scores on his debut and they bang on about the deflection?

Fucking hell.Biggest pair of tossers I’ve had the pleasure of listening to 😖
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #102 on: February 28, 2024, 09:01:07 pm »
Comms appear to have turned up with the big book of footbaling cliches, opened up the chapter on 'cup magic', turned to the sub-section 'David versus Goliath' and started spouting nonsense.

Seem utterly unaware that Liverpool are playing with a near academy team. Literally no interest in it. Koumas (18) scores on his debut and they bang on about the deflection?

Fucking hell.
They're talking as though we are full strength Liverpool. Going on about how we don't normally give this many chances away. Totally ignoring the fact that we're almost dragging passing strangers off the streets and giving them a game for us at the moment. We're that depleted.  :butt
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #103 on: February 28, 2024, 09:01:18 pm »
Weird game so far, but whats funny is, that the worst player on the pitch so far (in my opinion) has scored. Before that goal Koumas seemed like he had zero confidence

Probably because he had very little of the ball at the start of the game. It's was at the end of the half when we started improving.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #104 on: February 28, 2024, 09:01:28 pm »
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #105 on: February 28, 2024, 09:01:41 pm »
Will there be half time subs?
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #106 on: February 28, 2024, 09:02:07 pm »
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #107 on: February 28, 2024, 09:02:11 pm »
Who has Konate come on for?
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #108 on: February 28, 2024, 09:02:16 pm »
Regarding the commentary, I refuse to believe that lad on their left was the fastest player at the World Cup in 2002

Was looking on Soccerway for any of their players in their 40's but could find none. It was then I realised they were full of shit. And it just got worse from there.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-0 Southampton
« Reply #109 on: February 28, 2024, 09:02:18 pm »
lovely touch playing 'the kids are alright' at half time