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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #15800 on: October 27, 2021, 05:14:47 pm »
Murray and Alcaraz are 34 minutes into their match.

The score is 2-2 in the first set :D
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« Reply #15801 on: October 27, 2021, 05:33:22 pm »
Raducanu wins her first WTA tour match!

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #15802 on: October 27, 2021, 06:19:23 pm »
Murray and Alcaraz are 34 minutes into their match.

The score is 2-2 in the first set :D
Sounds brutal. I see he’s fighting back after dropping the first set now
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« Reply #15803 on: October 27, 2021, 06:46:52 pm »
Really poor from Murray in the second set. His game fell apart.

He just can't string good performances together.
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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #15804 on: October 27, 2021, 07:49:45 pm »
Really poor from Murray in the second set. His game fell apart.



It was the pressure he was put under. There was no escape from Alcaraz.

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« Reply #15805 on: October 27, 2021, 07:51:02 pm »
It was the pressure he was put under. There was no escape from Alcaraz.
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« Reply #15806 on: October 28, 2021, 02:08:46 pm »
Really poor from Murray in the second set. His game fell apart.

He just can't string good performances together.

Fitness mainly. When you are ranked 100+ in the world you are going to meet top players all the way to the finals. So even when he beat the first guy, he doesn’t have the fitness to recover to beat Alcaraz the next day.

There are some incredible angles that only Andy Murray could find on the tennis court which was what made him so special but he no longer has the fitness to produce it over 2 consecutive games.

His strategy appears to be playing as much as possible but it didn’t look like helping at all.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #15807 on: October 28, 2021, 03:09:12 pm »
Raducanu wins her first WTA tour match!

Make that two now :)

Less said about Norrie's choke job today the better though...
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« Reply #15808 on: October 29, 2021, 01:59:14 am »
It's all but confirmed that players will need to be fully va**inated for the AO, despite the leaked WTA email and Scott Morrison suggesting otherwise.

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/tennis/we-want-major-events-in-this-country-pm-says-unvaccinated-tennis-stars-could-play-australian-open-20211027-p593ic.html

Personally, I would not be unhappy if Novak didn't come. The tournament in Melbourne needs some freshening up and new faces winning it on the Men's side.
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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #15809 on: November 1, 2021, 09:40:50 pm »
Murray blows 7 match points against Koepfer in the first round of the Paris Masters. Koepfer takes his first. ::)

Absolutely piss poor.
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« Reply #15810 on: November 10, 2021, 11:14:07 pm »
Just back from Stockholm Open, with Murray’s excellent win against Sinner as the highlight. But there were lots of great tennis on display, from the likes of Evans, Fucsovics (despite him losing), Shapovalov and Auger-Aliassime. I hope I get to see Murray-Evans and Shapovalov-FAA in the semis again, but all have pretty tough quarters first.

It’s been quite a while since I’ve watched top level tennis live, it’s absolutely amazing the speed and spin the players put on the ball, and how fast they move. Evans played on a tiny court where you sat right by the side, felt more like a local club game, but you see the incredible level even better there when you get so close.

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« Reply #15811 on: November 19, 2021, 01:33:32 am »
This Peng Shuai case is a bit fucked up isn't it
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« Reply #15812 on: November 19, 2021, 01:39:22 am »
This Peng Shuai case is a bit fucked up isn't it

Thats the Chinese state for you. Their government is scum.

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« Reply #15813 on: November 19, 2021, 09:18:02 am »
This Peng Shuai case is a bit fucked up isn't it
Absolutely. Massively concerning.

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« Reply #15814 on: November 19, 2021, 10:10:40 pm »
State media released "new photos" of her.

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« Reply #15815 on: November 20, 2021, 04:03:50 pm »
This Peng Shuai case is a bit fucked up isn't it

I hope she's alive  :'(
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« Reply #15816 on: November 20, 2021, 04:27:17 pm »
I hope she's alive  :'(

Massive concern that she isn't.

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« Reply #15817 on: November 20, 2021, 09:03:19 pm »
Massive concern that she isn't.

I feel the same unfortunately.
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« Reply #15818 on: November 20, 2021, 10:44:10 pm »
Video of her having dinner.

https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/china/peng-shuai-video-china-tennis-b1961474.html

The person between her an her coach has eye movements that indicate she's not really comfortable with what's going on.

Maybe it staged and there are people behind the camera directing whats going on.
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« Reply #15819 on: November 21, 2021, 12:45:30 pm »
Video of her having dinner.

https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/china/peng-shuai-video-china-tennis-b1961474.html

The person between her an her coach has eye movements that indicate she's not really comfortable with what's going on.

Maybe it staged and there are people behind the camera directing whats going on.

This is from a BBC Chinese Media Analyst:

https://twitter.com/kerrya11en/status/1462081032870633473

For non-Chinese speakers - on the door are the words 11月 日. That means the 11th month, and then there should be a number before the day to indicate the date.

If it was today’s date you’d see 11月20日. Yet there’s no day - it appears to have been blurred over.
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« Reply #15820 on: November 22, 2021, 07:46:48 pm »
So Peng seems to be ok then thankfully.

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« Reply #15821 on: November 23, 2021, 04:21:49 pm »
So Peng seems to be ok then thankfully.

Still dodgy as fuck though.
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« Reply #15822 on: November 23, 2021, 04:31:15 pm »
Still dodgy as fuck though.

Yep.

The IOC couldn't give a shite about her welfare - I can assure you.

They just don't want anything threatening the upcoming Winter Olympics.

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« Reply #15823 on: November 25, 2021, 11:08:08 am »
Still dodgy as fuck though.
Deffo. Not sure if she will return to tennis and the spotlight she will be under initially.

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« Reply #15824 on: November 29, 2021, 01:39:28 pm »
Mr Anti Vaxx most likely won't be defending his Australian Open title next year. Great, hopefully makes it more interesting now

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« Reply #15825 on: December 1, 2021, 11:38:10 am »
Konta has retired from tennis.

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« Reply #15826 on: December 1, 2021, 11:40:28 am »
Konta has retired from tennis.

Thought she already did that a few years ago.

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« Reply #15827 on: December 2, 2021, 06:22:32 am »
When CEOs are often jellyfish in search of money, regardless of its origin and who’s suffering, it’s right we give Steve Simon credit for suspending events there. Events normally reach double figures there and total tens of millions of dollars. To put a players safety and well-being ahead of that is really good.

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« Reply #15828 on: December 19, 2021, 09:49:53 pm »
Well done Emma.

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« Reply #15829 on: January 4, 2022, 11:00:12 am »
I guess Djokovic is vaccinated then.

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« Reply #15830 on: January 4, 2022, 11:01:51 am »
I guess Djokovic is vaccinated then.

Nope. He got a medical exemption, the prick.

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« Reply #15831 on: January 4, 2022, 11:02:38 am »
Nope. He got a medical exemption, the prick.

Unreal.

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« Reply #15832 on: January 4, 2022, 11:04:21 am »
What a fucking disgrace. Shame on Tennis Australia.
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« Reply #15833 on: January 4, 2022, 11:09:51 am »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/59865959

World number one Novak Djokovic says he will defend his Australian Open title later this month after receiving a medical exemption from having a Covid-19 vaccination.

All players and staff at the tournament must be vaccinated or have an exemption granted by an expert independent panel.

Djokovic, a nine-time Australian Open winner, has not spoken publicly about his vaccination status.

The tournament begins in Melbourne on 17 January.

"I've spent fantastic quality time with my loved ones over the break and today I'm heading down under with an exemption permission," the 34-year-old said on Instagram on Tuesday. "Let's go 2022.

"I am ready to live and breathe tennis in the next few weeks of competition."

Earlier this week, Australian Open chief Craig Tiley said that some unvaccinated players had been granted exemptions to play in the year's first Grand Slam.

Djokovic had pulled out of the Serbia team for the ATP Cup in Sydney, which had raised doubts over his participation at Melbourne Park.

He has won the past three Australian Opens and is in a three-way tie on 20 majors with Roger Federer, who misses the tournament through injury, and Rafa Nadal in the all-time list.


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« Reply #15834 on: January 4, 2022, 11:10:07 am »
What a fucking disgrace. Shame on Tennis Australia.

Money trumps everything in our society (elite sport is no different) - why so shocked?

They weren't exactly going to let the best player in the world not play in the tournemant where he has his most GS wins!


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« Reply #15835 on: January 4, 2022, 11:28:09 am »
Fuck Novak.

Always been a c*nt.
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« Reply #15836 on: January 4, 2022, 11:29:02 am »
Can't stand him.
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« Reply #15837 on: January 4, 2022, 11:30:41 am »
Be great if a load of players made a stand and boycotted the Tournament.
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« Reply #15838 on: January 4, 2022, 11:31:40 am »
You can't play without being vaccinated... Unless you're really good at tennis in which case, fuck it.
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« Reply #15839 on: January 4, 2022, 11:31:42 am »
Will be interesting to see what kind of reception he gets from the crowd.

And by interesting, I mean I hope he gets booed massively.