Fucking easter eggs. Eggs. For fucking easter.
And we're supposed to spend actual currency on them, because some clever capitalist once had a light-bulb moment and decided to high-jack what was once a religous occasion and make it a commercial one.
Christmas - Valentines Day - Mothers Day - Easter - Fathers Day - Halloween - Christmas...
It's just a cycle of media driven commercialsm, which dictates how and when society should spend their money in order to ensure that our supposedly superior capitalist way of living trundles on forever more.
Shove your 'easter egg' up your arse. Bah humbug.