Author Topic: The small things in life that make you happy (Read 608220 times)

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #2080 on:** March 28, 2018, 08:08:13 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on March 28, 2018, 08:01:31 pm

Crash proof motorbike

Is that real?

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #2081 on:** March 28, 2018, 08:38:54 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on March 28, 2018, 08:01:31 pm

Crash proof motorbike

rob1966 · « **Reply #2082 on:** March 28, 2018, 08:44:43 pm »

Quote from: Tesco tearaway on March 28, 2018, 08:08:13 pm

Is that real?

I'm not sure, saw it on a biker forum, but it does look genuine. Mad bastard stuntman if it is faked.

vagabond · « **Reply #2083 on:** March 28, 2018, 08:55:54 pm »

Having lived through a winter of average -20 temperatures (with a worst of -45 for a week straight) and many feet of snow, the temperature going up to 0 now feels like shorts and t shirt weather. I'm basically super human now.

24/7 · « **Reply #2084 on:** March 28, 2018, 08:57:21 pm »

Quote from: vagabond on March 28, 2018, 08:55:54 pm

Having lived through a winter of average -20 temperatures (with a worst of -45 for a week straight) and many feet of snow, the temperature going up to 0 now feels like shorts and t shirt weather. I'm basically super human now.

Hahaha sounds like Norrland, so it's time for the first grill of the season!

redbyrdz · « **Reply #2085 on:** March 28, 2018, 08:57:29 pm »

Quote from: Tesco tearaway on March 28, 2018, 08:08:13 pm

Is that real?

Nope. Its obvious from the way she talks.

Its funny though

24/7 · « **Reply #2086 on:** March 30, 2018, 09:11:42 am »

Quote from: Jim McDonald on March 30, 2018, 09:10:33 am

Having your morning poo at work in the toilets of a different department. Absolute joy.

Do you work in the same building as QR350?!

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #2087 on:** March 30, 2018, 10:29:12 am »

Quote from: vagabond on March 28, 2018, 08:55:54 pm

Having lived through a winter of average -20 temperatures (with a worst of -45 for a week straight) and many feet of snow, the temperature going up to 0 now feels like shorts and t shirt weather. I'm basically super human now.

There's thousands in the "what annoys you thread" hates your guts.

You with your shorts on in winter fucking showing off

McrRed · « **Reply #2088 on:** March 30, 2018, 11:40:05 am »

Quote from: Black & White Paul on March 30, 2018, 10:29:12 am

There's thousands in the "what annoys you thread" hates your guts.

You with your shorts on in winter fucking showing off

Basically just described a Geordie

McrRed · « **Reply #2089 on:** March 30, 2018, 11:40:34 am »

Quote from: redbyrdz on March 28, 2018, 08:57:29 pm

Nope. Its obvious from the way she talks.

Its funny though

Had me in stitches at the end there

kesey · « **Reply #2090 on:** March 30, 2018, 02:41:47 pm »

Seeing dogs with their heads hanging out of car windows. Get's me everytime.

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #2091 on:** March 30, 2018, 07:45:05 pm »

Quote from: kesey on March 30, 2018, 02:41:47 pm

Seeing dogs with their heads hanging out of car windows. Get's me everytime.

Brilliant, always makes me smile too.

QR350 · « **Reply #2092 on:** March 30, 2018, 09:19:09 pm »

Quote from: 24/7 on March 30, 2018, 09:11:42 am

Do you work in the same building as QR350?!

I'll be sure to have the last laugh when I have a big dump in his department next week.

Andy Hunter · « **Reply #2093 on:** March 30, 2018, 09:30:15 pm »

A game tomorrow. Feels like ages with the stuilpid international break.

Come on Redmen, down the Hodge.

24/7 · « **Reply #2094 on:** March 31, 2018, 07:24:12 am »

Quote from: QR350 on March 30, 2018, 09:19:09 pm

I'll be sure to have the last laugh when I have a big dump in his department next week.

I hope that's not a euphemism.

kesey · « **Reply #2095 on:** March 31, 2018, 07:39:51 am »

Quote from: LanceLink!!!!! on March 30, 2018, 07:45:05 pm

Brilliant, always makes me smile too.

I love it .

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #2096 on:** March 31, 2018, 08:21:15 am »

Quote from: McrRed on March 30, 2018, 11:40:05 am

Basically just described a Geordie

You didn't mention the no shirt thing Geordies go for.

Or the Speedo Evertonian. That takes some doing.

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #2097 on:** March 31, 2018, 02:43:46 pm »

Quote from: kesey on March 31, 2018, 07:39:51 am

I love it .

What do they get out of it? Is it the smells in the air? Is it the air on the face? Is it the scenery?

I have a dog, a Cocker Spaniel, she can handle her head out of the window until you get to about 55mph, then she's in.

I often wonder if they would do the same in a wind tunnel.

24/7 · « **Reply #2098 on:** March 31, 2018, 02:47:46 pm »

Watching that perennial failure Hodgson rubbing his face.

afc tukrish · « **Reply #2099 on:** March 31, 2018, 04:56:13 pm »

Quote from: 24/7 on March 31, 2018, 02:47:46 pm

Watching that perennial failure Hodgson rubbing his face.

Sort of the inversion of the positivity thread...

Although, positive out of an owl-faced negative...

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #2100 on:** March 31, 2018, 05:43:31 pm »

This

24/7 · « **Reply #2101 on:** March 31, 2018, 06:06:24 pm »

Hahahaha good spot that

Andy Hunter · « **Reply #2102 on:** March 31, 2018, 06:51:17 pm »

When two lifts come at once and you have the choice of both

And empty too

24/7 · « **Reply #2103 on:** March 31, 2018, 06:53:55 pm »

Quote from: Andy Hunter on March 31, 2018, 06:51:17 pm

When two lifts come at once and you have the choice of both

And empty too

Did you fart in both then leg it?

Andy Hunter · « **Reply #2104 on:** March 31, 2018, 06:55:01 pm »

Quote from: 24/7 on March 31, 2018, 06:53:55 pm

Did you fart in both then leg it?

Andy Hunter has never farted in his life. #HunterFacts

24/7 · « **Reply #2105 on:** March 31, 2018, 07:08:34 pm »

Quote from: Andy Hunter on March 31, 2018, 06:55:01 pm

Andy Hunter has never farted in his life. #HunterFacts

All that hot air needs an escape from some orifice or other, Andy

Andy Hunter · « **Reply #2106 on:** March 31, 2018, 07:10:08 pm »

Quote from: 24/7 on March 31, 2018, 07:08:34 pm

All that hot air needs an escape from some orifice or other, Andy

What if I'm a reptilian pyramid builder?

[Nobody cares what phone you have and that you are using the free version of Tapatalk]

vagabond · « **Reply #2107 on:** March 31, 2018, 07:25:36 pm »

Quote from: Andy Hunter on March 31, 2018, 07:10:08 pm

What if I'm a reptilian pyramid builder?

[Nobody cares what phone you have and that you are using the free version of Tapatalk]

Perfect example of hot air expulsion there Andy.

24/7 · « **Reply #2108 on:** March 31, 2018, 07:40:41 pm »

Quote from: Andy Hunter on March 31, 2018, 07:10:08 pm

What if I'm a reptilian pyramid builder?

Oh that just means you speak out yer arse lad!

QR350 · « **Reply #2109 on:** March 31, 2018, 07:57:46 pm »

Farting in lifts. Oh sweet relief.

24/7 · « **Reply #2110 on:** March 31, 2018, 08:04:27 pm »

Quote from: QR350 on March 31, 2018, 07:57:46 pm

Farting in lifts. Oh sweet relief.

.....admit it, you do this as you move to that other fella's department elsewhere in the building before each of your Daily Dumps, right?

John C · « **Reply #2111 on:** March 31, 2018, 08:32:32 pm »

Somebody posting a random video of George Carlin in a thread not realising I've never see the man before in my life and discovering how funny he is.

24/7 · « **Reply #2112 on:** March 31, 2018, 09:24:51 pm »

Quote from: John C on March 31, 2018, 08:32:32 pm

Somebody posting a random video of George Carlin in a thread not realising I've never see the man before in my life and discovering how funny he is.

Da fuq?! John mate you have a veritable treasure trove of stuff to get through! My personal fave is his "Holy Shit!" routine. You'll just fukin love this........

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/8r-e2NDSTuE" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/8r-e2NDSTuE</a>

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #2113 on:** March 31, 2018, 09:34:51 pm »

Hahahahaha, he's is class he is.

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #2114 on:** March 31, 2018, 09:38:07 pm »

It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat

rob1966 · « **Reply #2115 on:** March 31, 2018, 09:53:44 pm »

Dropping a proper smelly fart as you leave a lift

John C · « **Reply #2116 on:** April 1, 2018, 12:36:30 am »

Quote from: 24/7 on March 31, 2018, 09:24:51 pm

Da fuq?! John mate you have a veritable treasure trove of stuff to get through! My personal fave is his "Holy Shit!" routine. You'll just fukin love this........

My brother-in-law has pretty much the measure of my adult life Jim, we've been drunk, stoned and laughed together for many years. When I saw the vid I asked him if he'd ever seen Carlin and maybe have I

without remembering and he said no. So I've bombarded him with dozens of vids. Fucking hell he's funny mate. Great delivery, timing and script is brilliant. I've never seen him before in my life mate.

kesey · « **Reply #2117 on:** April 1, 2018, 01:05:44 am »

Quote from: LanceLink!!!!! on March 31, 2018, 02:43:46 pm

What do they get out of it? Is it the smells in the air? Is it the air on the face? Is it the scenery?

I have a dog, a Cocker Spaniel, she can handle her head out of the window until you get to about 55mph, then she's in.

I often wonder if they would do the same in a wind tunnel.

And then she's in . Gave me a chuckle.

What do they get out of it ? I reckon it's just dogs being dogs and that's why we love them. I wish I had one .

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #2118 on:** April 2, 2018, 01:18:19 am »

Intending to get the last train home at 9.45pm due to archaic licensing laws in Northern Ireland then find a bar that gives zero fucks and sitting in a taxi at 1.18am

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #2119 on:** April 2, 2018, 08:19:42 am »

Quote from: LanceLink!!!!! on March 31, 2018, 02:43:46 pm

What do they get out of it? Is it the smells in the air? Is it the air on the face? Is it the scenery?

I have a dog, a Cocker Spaniel, she can handle her head out of the window until you get to about 55mph, then she's in.

I often wonder if they would do the same in a wind tunnel.

We used to have a Blue Roan Cocker Spaniel.

Fabulous dogs, bundles of energy and very intelligent