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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #200 on: September 8, 2022, 02:04:19 pm »
 :lmao
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #201 on: September 8, 2022, 02:05:39 pm »
With his fishing rod  :lmao

Plenty good fishing on the River Dee around Balmoral to  be fair.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #202 on: September 8, 2022, 02:06:13 pm »
already is

I think its stupid dragging  that up anyway

I'm sure everyone thought or said stuff when younger than was stupid


My father was still calling for it to be abolished in his eighties.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #203 on: September 8, 2022, 02:08:17 pm »
King Charles III


For god's sake, with Truss as PM,

George VII actually.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #204 on: September 8, 2022, 02:08:26 pm »
When Jim White appears in his yellow one you’ll know they’ll have named her successor.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #205 on: September 8, 2022, 02:09:00 pm »
When Jim White appears in his yellow one you’ll know they’ll have named her successor.

John Terry has just turned up in his full Chelsea kit.

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« Reply #206 on: September 8, 2022, 02:09:13 pm »
Really hope nothing happens before the weekend, we really that Wolves game right now.

Seeing as Klopp said we need to reinvent ourselves tactically and expressed how hard it will be in the middle of a season i would suspect Jurgen is hoping its before the weekend.

Can you imagine if the games are postponed and Klopp has the time to sort it out? The fume amongst the Everton fans would reach epic preportions.

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« Reply #207 on: September 8, 2022, 02:10:57 pm »
Flying from London to Florida next week, any ideas whether flights are likely to be affected if she does pass away?
This was my first thought too, if she interrupts my trip to Alcudia I'll be fuming. Princess Diana died when I was in Lanzarote, all I remember is a guy on the strip stopped drawing her caricature as a mark of respect.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #208 on: September 8, 2022, 02:11:16 pm »
Do Nice have a game tonight? Will be nice if Aaron Ramsey could confirm the news.
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« Reply #209 on: September 8, 2022, 02:11:17 pm »
Prince Andrew just arrived at Balmoral in a 14 year old escort.











You'd imagine he'd have the decency to leave her at the hotel.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #210 on: September 8, 2022, 02:13:21 pm »
Really hope nothing happens before the weekend, we really that Wolves game right now.

Fuck that. 2 months National mourning before the World Cup is what we need  ;D

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #211 on: September 8, 2022, 02:14:40 pm »
Fuck that. 2 months National mourning before the World Cup is what we need  ;D

I like this idea,where do I sign?

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #212 on: September 8, 2022, 02:15:06 pm »
Fuck that. 2 months National mourning before the World Cup is what we need  ;D

Not long enough. The truly respectful thing to do, nay the only respectful thing to do would be to #nullandvoid

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #213 on: September 8, 2022, 02:15:09 pm »
Fuck that. 2 months National mourning before the World Cup is what we need  ;D

God imagine how many players our training staff could injure in that time ;D

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #214 on: September 8, 2022, 02:15:30 pm »
Seeing as Klopp said we need to reinvent ourselves tactically and expressed how hard it will be in the middle of a season i would suspect Jurgen is hoping its before the weekend.

Can you imagine if the games are postponed and Klopp has the time to sort it out? The fume amongst the Everton fans would reach epic preportions.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #215 on: September 8, 2022, 02:16:54 pm »
Seeing as Klopp said we need to reinvent ourselves tactically and expressed how hard it will be in the middle of a season i would suspect Jurgen is hoping its before the weekend.

Can you imagine if the games are postponed and Klopp has the time to sort it out? The fume amongst the Everton fans would reach epic preportions.

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There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #216 on: September 8, 2022, 02:18:09 pm »
The queen has been a constant for over 70 years… more than most of us have been alive.

A sense of certainty in times of turmoil. Someone who tried to act with dignity and a sense of duty (even when her family let her down).

She will be missed

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #217 on: September 8, 2022, 02:19:16 pm »
I'll be quite sad when she goes. Anything but a supporter of the whole royal thing concept, but she seems inherently decent and likeable. More than can be said for her offspring.

On the bright side, a public holiday beckons.
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« Reply #218 on: September 8, 2022, 02:19:42 pm »
Seeing as Klopp said we need to reinvent ourselves tactically and expressed how hard it will be in the middle of a season i would suspect Jurgen is hoping its before the weekend.

Can you imagine if the games are postponed and Klopp has the time to sort it out? The fume amongst the Everton fans would reach epic preportions.

The loons on GOT etc will be blaming this on Klopp should it happen  ;D

Whenever it happens Liverpool should express a wish to play the next game instead of it being cancelled for maximum fume
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #219 on: September 8, 2022, 02:19:51 pm »
Fuck that. 2 months National mourning before the World Cup is what we need  ;D

do you really think that national mourning would be for that long? I know Diana lied in state etc and was a few weeks at best?

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« Reply #220 on: September 8, 2022, 02:19:54 pm »
I'll be quite sad when she goes. Anything but a supporter of the whole royal thing concept, but she seems inherently decent and likeable. More than can be said for her offspring.

On the bright side, a public holiday beckons.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #221 on: September 8, 2022, 02:20:21 pm »
George VII actually.
Wait, what? He's not going to use the name he has for the last 65 years?
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« Reply #222 on: September 8, 2022, 02:21:02 pm »
do you really think that national mourning would be for that long? I know Diana lied in state etc and was a few weeks at best?

Of course it wouldnt happen. One day for the funeral and one the the coronation.

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« Reply #223 on: September 8, 2022, 02:22:01 pm »
Royalist simps in here.   :boxhead

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #224 on: September 8, 2022, 02:23:36 pm »
She had her disabled cousins hidden away and used tax payers money to gag a rape victim.

Yeah shes lovely
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« Reply #225 on: September 8, 2022, 02:23:53 pm »
Of course it wouldnt happen. One day for the funeral and one the the coronation.

And a commemorative mug to boot.

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« Reply #226 on: September 8, 2022, 02:24:39 pm »
And a commemorative mug to boot.

And of course a coin that could be yours for £75 plus VAT.

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« Reply #227 on: September 8, 2022, 02:25:31 pm »
She had her disabled cousins hidden away and used tax payers money to gag a rape victim.

Yeah shes lovely

This.

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« Reply #228 on: September 8, 2022, 02:27:03 pm »
And of course a coin that could be yours for £75 plus VAT.

This stuff always reminds of that Viz ad for the Queen Mother's teeth.

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« Reply #229 on: September 8, 2022, 02:27:45 pm »
Yeah don't really get this thing about her being decent. There's load of evidence of her meddling in laws to benefit her and her family, plus the disabled kid thing and Andrew...

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« Reply #230 on: September 8, 2022, 02:28:26 pm »
Not fussed about the Royals but she will be missed if she passes away. Will be a sad day when it happens.

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« Reply #231 on: September 8, 2022, 02:28:37 pm »
Not fussed about the Royals but she will be missed if she passes away. Will be a sad day when it happens.

Why?

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« Reply #232 on: September 8, 2022, 02:28:56 pm »
Really hope nothing happens before the weekend, we really that Wolves game right now.

I beg to differ,, we stink at the moment,, the training ground is key at the moment,, extended time will do us the world of good,, maybe another 9-0 will aswell,, paper over the cracks a little more

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« Reply #233 on: September 8, 2022, 02:30:01 pm »
Will the football be cancelled yeah? Fs
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« Reply #234 on: September 8, 2022, 02:30:24 pm »
I beg to differ,, we stink at the moment,, the training ground is key at the moment,, extended time will do us the world of good,, maybe another 9-0 will aswell,, paper over the cracks a little more

Cancel all domestic football until after the World Cup as a mark of respect.

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« Reply #235 on: September 8, 2022, 02:31:30 pm »
Wait, what? He's not going to use the name he has for the last 65 years?

Granted, it's many years ago, but I remember reading Charles had said he would take the name George as King (it's one of his  many middle names).

Perhaps he wasn't expecting mummy to last this long, so perhaps he's had a change of mind. On the flip side though, historically "King Charles" hasn't fared well in this country.
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« Reply #236 on: September 8, 2022, 02:32:02 pm »
At least that Sao Paulo newspaper will finally get to print its story.... again.

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« Reply #237 on: September 8, 2022, 02:34:28 pm »
She had her disabled cousins hidden away and used tax payers money to gag a rape victim.

Yeah shes lovely

people have selective memory loss,, her antics when Diana died was disgusting,  Tony Blair shamed her into carry out public support

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« Reply #238 on: September 8, 2022, 02:34:47 pm »
what would happen to things like money with the queens face on etc if she passes. Have the money printers a stash of Charles money to go do you think?

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« Reply #239 on: September 8, 2022, 02:34:49 pm »
Not fussed about the Royals but she will be missed if she passes away. Will be a sad day when it happens.


Mainly because, whatever you think of her, it passes to Charles which is a bit like this week with Liz Truss (excepting she got it passed from Boris)


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