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Offline TSC

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Worlds oldest man
« on: April 5, 2024, 11:32:04 pm »
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Re: Worlds oldest man
« Reply #1 on: April 6, 2024, 12:27:01 am »
My good mate, all of our mate, Chopper was his first born. Bless them.
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Re: Worlds oldest man
« Reply #2 on: April 6, 2024, 08:12:10 am »
 ;D ha ha
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Re: Worlds oldest man
« Reply #3 on: April 6, 2024, 09:31:10 am »
He's alright he is

I hope I'm the world's oldest man some day, just so I can mess with the newspapers hologrammatic journals or whatever there'll be

"I attribute my long life to punching right wingers at every opportunity.
I've bathed in brown sauce nightly for 50 years."


and the floating comments below the article will be slurring me based on supporting this club before associated football was shut down for good in the 2060s due to unsolvable corruption
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Re: Worlds oldest man
« Reply #4 on: April 6, 2024, 09:35:31 am »
Imagine someone from the Guinness book of records coming up to you and essentially saying, "Congrats! The one person on the entire planet older than you just died!"  :-X

EDIT: Considering how LFC have been faring over the past 15 odd years, he must be made of some pretty stern stuff.

"What's your secret to a long life?"
"Don't be a Liverpool fan if you're a bedwetter!"
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Re: Worlds oldest man
« Reply #5 on: April 6, 2024, 10:05:50 am »
He's seen it all hasn't he, even Everton's many, many lows and their high
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Re: Worlds oldest man
« Reply #6 on: April 6, 2024, 01:58:49 pm »
Quote from: ToneLa on April  6, 2024, 10:05:50 am
He's seen it all hasn't he, even Everton's many, many lows and their high

When he was born, Liverpool had only won two titles. He was ten years old when we won our third. Fecking glory hunter.
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Re: Worlds oldest man
« Reply #7 on: April 6, 2024, 02:22:55 pm »
Fucking name an a half that :lmao

Tinswoodwas ;D

Reminds me of the old Ewar Woo War joke

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Offline Sir Capon of Debaser

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Re: Worlds oldest man
« Reply #8 on: April 6, 2024, 02:24:31 pm »
Haha just read that in another article. Was a misprint. Same rules apply.

No more questions ;D
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Worlds oldest man, LFC Fan
« Reply #9 on: April 6, 2024, 07:19:02 pm »
Mods, feel free to move if this is the wrong place..

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/apr/05/briton-says-becoming-worlds-oldest-man-at-111-is-pure-luck

Amazing feat to live to 111, would never have guessed the worlds oldest man would be from Liverpool, and an LFC fan. I bet he’s got some great stories. Someone from the club magazine should ask for an interview.
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Re: Worlds oldest man
« Reply #10 on: April 6, 2024, 09:30:12 pm »
Just think. We waited 30 years for a league title. This guy was 77ish in 1990.
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Re: Worlds oldest man, LFC Fan
« Reply #11 on: April 7, 2024, 06:53:20 am »
Amazing achievement. Even more so being an LFC fan!  How on earth has he survived so many of our games this long??  :shocked  :P
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Re: Worlds oldest man, LFC Fan
« Reply #12 on: April 7, 2024, 06:55:48 am »
He's one of the only ones who remembers Everton winning anything.
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Re: Worlds oldest man, LFC Fan
« Reply #13 on: April 7, 2024, 08:47:04 am »
This is great to know! Gives me hope because when I’m watching the Reds most weeks it feels like life curtailing tension!  ;D ;D

Good on the old fella!
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