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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #280 on: July 26, 2008, 05:25:04 pm »
I'm sure we had a couple of good wingers as well yer know.
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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #281 on: July 26, 2008, 05:29:01 pm »
Tommo is still my all time hero. First player I really fell in love with Doc, but in a manly sort of way for an 8 year old like.
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« Reply #282 on: July 26, 2008, 05:40:33 pm »
Yeah, I bumped into him in my fabled greengrocers (see Maggie May thread) on Utting Avenue when I was about 15 he had an Escort Mexico outside because he took part in some car rally to Mexico round about the time of the World Cup over there in '70.
Remember him scoring a header once, I think it was at Burnley or somewhere like that - never happened again though.
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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #283 on: July 26, 2008, 06:04:16 pm »
Remember the way Yossi done that mad leap/splits thing last season, against Beşiktaş I think, rather than head the ball. All the kids were going on about it in here. I just thought about how Thommo used to do it all the time, and he used to pull it right to the deck and kill it dead before taking off down the wing.
Magic player.

And talking of stories Doc, he told a great story in the book, Shanks...

He was in the bath, showing off, having just scored an hat-trick. Shanks walked in and growled... Thommo my office son ...and walked out.

Thommo said he shit himself, jumped out the bath, got he's clobber on without even drying, ran to the office, tapped on the door and waited.
Shanks called him in, told him to sit down, smiled and said, My God you were good today Thommo son.
Thommo shrugged and said nothing.
Shanks smiled and said, And fast son. My god you was fast, fast as a bloody race horse.
Thommo started to relax a bit and said, Thanks boss.
Shanks smiled and said, And strong son, Strong as a bloody cart horse.
Thommo relaxed, smiled and said Yes boss. I was good today wasn't I?
Shanks said aye, aye son. Fast as a race horse, strong as a cart horse, and daft as a rocking horse! And barked now get out my office and you won't be bloody playing next week!

What a man.

Anyway, early start tomorrow 4am, and Jason and the argonauts is on the box. So, off to bed with Pussy Galour in Greek godess gear.
Tatty bye.
« Last Edit: July 26, 2008, 06:07:10 pm by FAT SCOUSER »
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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #284 on: July 26, 2008, 06:42:12 pm »
Tommo is still my all time hero. First player I really fell in love with Doc, but in a manly sort of way for an 8 year old like.

I drive everyone up the wall with tales of this lad.
Being at the very front of The Kop..barely a few yards away from the pitch and seeing what he did with a ball at such pace was the stuff of dreams for a kid.

How much to buy Pedro in todays money...........Hicks and his mate would have a fucking heart attack!
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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #285 on: July 26, 2008, 08:26:00 pm »
And he had some shot on him too. But like Cally he could be reaching that dead-ball line at top speed and get a perfect cross in every time.
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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #286 on: July 26, 2008, 08:56:48 pm »
Yeah, I bumped into him in my fabled greengrocers (see Maggie May thread) on Utting Avenue when I was about 15 he had an Escort Mexico outside because he took part in some car rally to Mexico round about the time of the World Cup over there in '70.
Remember him scoring a header once, I think it was at Burnley or somewhere like that - never happened again though.
All the members of England's 70's World Cup Squad where given a Ford Mexico Escort.

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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #287 on: July 26, 2008, 10:13:27 pm »
Yeah, I bumped into him in my fabled greengrocers (see Maggie May thread) on Utting Avenue when I was about 15 he had an Escort Mexico outside because he took part in some car rally to Mexico round about the time of the World Cup over there in '70.
Remember him scoring a header once, I think it was at Burnley or somewhere like that - never happened again though.
All the members of England's 70's World Cup Squad where given a Ford Mexico Escort.

Thommo - Thommo he's off to Mexico.

Despite the Kop's optimism he never made the final squad of 22 for the finals.

He was probably one of the players who was left out of the larger squad named prior to the final 22 which is why he got his Escort.

A World Cup car rally from Wembley to Mexico did take place prior to the tournament. Jimmy Greaves took part.

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« Reply #288 on: July 26, 2008, 10:57:26 pm »
Are you sure Tommo didn't, I was pretty certain about that.
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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #289 on: July 27, 2008, 12:16:18 am »
Are you sure Tommo didn't, I was pretty certain about that.

He wasn't in the World Cup squad for Mexico.

He had an operation on his knee around that time.

I'm not sure if he took part in the rally but I know Greaves did.


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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #290 on: July 27, 2008, 07:09:05 am »
if i remember correctly he was sub in the 71 cup final against arsenal. im sure if he d  played the whole game we d have won it, instead of them with that fluky charlie george cross that just happened to fool clemence and creep by him into the net!!!!

i cried that day.bastards.

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« Reply #291 on: July 27, 2008, 10:21:39 am »
if i remember correctly he was sub in the 71 cup final against arsenal. im sure if he d  played the whole game we d have won it, instead of them with that fluky charlie george cross that just happened to fool clemence and creep by him into the net!!!!

i cried that day.bastards.




Me too - it was the last time I cried.
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« Reply #292 on: July 27, 2008, 02:40:01 pm »
if i remember correctly he was sub in the 71 cup final against arsenal. im sure if he d  played the whole game we d have won it, instead of them with that fluky charlie george cross that just happened to fool clemence and creep by him into the net!!!!

i cried that day.bastards.


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« Reply #293 on: July 27, 2008, 05:13:07 pm »
I drive everyone up the wall with tales of this lad.
Being at the very front of The Kop..barely a few yards away from the pitch and seeing what he did with a ball at such pace was the stuff of dreams for a kid.

How much to buy Pedro in todays money...........Hicks and his mate would have a fucking heart attack!

Could pick any qoute on here, but that's how I fell in love with him.... A nipper. sitting on the wall, watching him fly. Most of the time I was staring at the kop. And there's loads of other great players I could mention. But soon as Thomo got the ball I turned round to watch. He was a gazzelle. I loved him. And what would he cost today?
 
As for the Mexico medals and cars, got to tell you this lads.... I just bought a full collection of them  Esso FA Cup Final Winners medals in the proper collection thing. Those things that your uncle got in the late 60's early 70's, from the garage free with a gallon of petrol. 
I got the full set, 18 quid. Thought I'd fell right on me feet.... They are everywhere for a fiver upwards.

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« Last Edit: July 28, 2008, 09:18:50 am by FAT SCOUSER »
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« Reply #294 on: July 28, 2008, 09:21:22 am »
Well, off to Villareal. Back on Friday. To be honest, I'm sick of the whole fucking thing. I'm not going to support Tom O'Hicks franchise. I'm off to see loads of auld reds, have a laugh, reminis and give the young un's a hard time.
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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #295 on: July 28, 2008, 09:47:09 am »
Well, off to Villareal. Back on Friday. To be honest, I'm sick of the whole fucking thing. I'm not going to support Tom O'Hicks franchise. I'm off to see loads of auld reds, have a laugh, reminis and give the young un's a hard time.

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« Reply #296 on: July 28, 2008, 11:05:02 am »
Shanks I intend to be gracefully rotten from the moment the cheap Raynair flight goes up and I won't be coming down until Blightied.
Tatty bye for now
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« Reply #297 on: August 18, 2008, 10:27:46 pm »
Just watched that Golden Vision play by Ken Loach on BBC4. Alright, I know it's blue nose gear, but it was brilliant. Funny as fuck. Full of so many great auld memories. You auld fellas should keep an eye on the telly page in case it's repeated. Even though it's about our bitter misguided neighbours, you'll love it
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« Reply #298 on: August 18, 2008, 11:32:18 pm »
Just watched that Golden Vision play by Ken Loach on BBC4. Alright, I know it's blue nose gear, but it was brilliant. Funny as fuck. Full of so many great auld memories. You auld fellas should keep an eye on the telly page in case it's repeated. Even though it's about our bitter misguided neighbours, you'll love it

My mates Dad who's no longer with us, God Bless him, was one of the most fanatical reds I've ever known.
He once told me that if for any reason he couldn't go and see the boys away, he'd go to Goodison just to see Alex Young.
He said at one match he queued up for ages to get in only to find that Young had a knock so wasn't playing.So while the bitters were still coming in, he wanted to get the fuck out.
He had murder with the feller on the gate who didn't want to let him.
The fact that he told the gate man that he wouldn't watch that blue & white shite if you paid him didn't help.
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« Reply #299 on: August 19, 2008, 12:05:40 am »
The Golden Vision? By Ken Loach? Didn't realise that but I suppose should have - Kes is still my favourite film. Wasn't it written by some newsreader - Gordon Honeycombe?

I think I can still remember the opening scenes - some young toddler being interviewed - " And who's your Dad?"

"Alex Young"

Cut to Gladwys St. end chanting "Alex Young!" - can still remember that 50 years on. Wasn't Bill Dean in it?

FatScouse is right - it's a Blue play but it's brilliantly done and it's about the city. Promise to watch it next time it's on.  Now, when will they repeat "Roll on Four O'Clock?"
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« Reply #300 on: August 19, 2008, 12:21:49 am »
Yeah Bill Dean was in it. He was me dad's mate at the time.
I remember me ol' fella telling me about the bit (this is from a forty odd year old memory so here goes) where BD's daughter brings her boyfriend home: the director told BD to ad-lib but he was to generally give the impression that he wasn't too partial to the boyfriend. When the lad walks in BD says, "Oh yerravent brought that gobshite 'ere again 'ave yer". The 'g' word was previously unknown to the rest of the country and basically the World Health Organisation had to be called in to deal with the agonised film crew.
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« Reply #301 on: August 19, 2008, 12:09:00 pm »
Yeah Bill Dean was in it. He was me dad's mate at the time.
I remember me ol' fella telling me about the bit (this is from a forty odd year old memory so here goes) where BD's daughter brings her boyfriend home: the director told BD to ad-lib but he was to generally give the impression that he wasn't too partial to the boyfriend. When the lad walks in BD says, "Oh yerravent brought that gobshite 'ere again 'ave yer". The 'g' word was previously unknown to the rest of the country and basically the World Health Organisation had to be called in to deal with the agonised film crew.

Wonderful.

I remember seeing this a few years back. It looked like some of it had genuinely been filmed inside Highbury during the actual Arsenal-Everton match (Can't imagine Sky Sports allowing Ken Loach to do that today!)
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« Reply #302 on: August 19, 2008, 01:29:40 pm »
I've been looking to see if it's repeated soon. Can''t see it. Our Kid, The Silver Back, god love him, ugly, huge and blue, is in Spain. He'll go nuts he missed it. I'll rub it right in.

BBC 4 is doing a thing called Liverpool On The Box. Keep an eye out. I caught 3 great programs last night. One about some fella Hardman who took great pictures of the city and it's people. Another called Passport To Liverpool, just Scousers talking about life in the city.
And there was a couple of repeats about Mersey Beat in the 60's and 80's - Frankie, Wha, Bunnymen, Julian Cope and that. Tell you what, that Pete Burns the sausage jockey fella was dead funny an all. Moaning and whingeing ike some auld bird in the bagwash.
 
As for The Golden Vision,  the whole thing seemed mostly ad-libbed from start to finish and the dialogue was great - proper auld Scouse banter, took me back to funnier times. And yeah Doc, Bill Dean did call the daughter's fella Gobshite. Funny as fuck, mate.

And Yorkie they did film in Highbury and Goodison for a home match with City. In the Gwaldys Billy Dean give his grandson a rolled up echo to have a piss and told him to make sure he pointed it away from him. Good auld memories.

But fuck me they was even bitter then. Wouldn't read a paper for a week or smile if they got beat and we won. The songs.... Royal Blue Mersey. St. John's Body Lies A Moulding In The Grave. And one I couldn't remember. Wish I'd took it all in....
We don't have manners
But we spend all our tanners
We are the Goodison Guys!

Fucking Ken Loach. Always loved him, but he should have had the sense to go to Anfield.
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« Reply #303 on: August 19, 2008, 03:55:03 pm »
Fucking Ken Loach. Always loved him, but he should have had the sense to go to Anfield.

Probably chose them because weren't they the "School of Science" at this point in time?

As for the Golden Vision, I can remember bits of a poem from my early years that started "A is for..." and went through the alphabet comparing Liverpool and Everton. The line that sticks in my mind is:-

Y is for Young, the lad's coming on
He's number 1 stand-in for Ian St. John.

Anyone else remember any bits of this?

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« Reply #304 on: August 19, 2008, 04:35:33 pm »
You've got me on that one. But yeah it was the school of science - Ball, Harvey, Kendall - days.
Catterick was on it. Didn't realise he was so posh.
John Moores. Fuck me, that man looked like a budgie. And all he went on about was the hooligan, "undesirable element", and money - "We have to make money everyweek, and if we make enough, well then, we can look into improving facilities and buying some players."
Nothing changes, eh?

I feel a bit funny talking about that shower in here, but it really was great. A proper trip down memory lane.
Great to see humble footballers. Young was going on about how insecure all footballers felt because they earned a decent bob, but had very short careers that could be finished at any minute through injury.
He was intending to go back down the mines as an engineer when he finished. So was worried that he hadn't finished his engineering apprenticeship. But he said it was worth the risk cos he'd bought a house and a car - an ordinary semi detached job in Liverpool and a mini.

The house must have been in a posh bit though, because he said he hated having nothing to do of an afternoon after training, so he went round the local school and helped coach the kids. It showed him going round there. The kids all had satchels, caps and macks on, and some was getting picked up in cars after school.
They must have been them posh fuckers the hooligan undesirable element like me used to ambush and rob when we was sagging.
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« Reply #305 on: August 25, 2008, 01:12:05 pm »
Funny to see Ray Wilson ( with his ciggie ) and Brian Labone on the train headed for the away in London and telling the interviewer that football was their job and that there was so much pressure to win that they couldn't enjoy it the way they used to.  And there's me thinking this 'pressure' they talk of is a modern thing, only afflicting the £100k/week prima donnas.


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« Reply #306 on: August 28, 2008, 07:04:54 pm »
Got fuck all to say. Just very very very drunk. So.... HELLO AULD ARSES!
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« Reply #307 on: August 28, 2008, 07:08:16 pm »
Fuck sake, just look at the names in here... Stubbins takes the bickie.
I near got kicked out the other night though. Apparenttly us auld fellas don't fit any more.
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« Reply #308 on: August 28, 2008, 07:43:16 pm »
I'm very very drunk. I have been out all day with my blue nose family. The draw was made today. I'm going to at least two of them. A couple of days in the South of France, Amsterdam or Spain will do for me. But you know what... I sort of jealous of them. Being a red, well......
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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #309 on: August 28, 2008, 07:47:51 pm »
Great thread this, didn't see it when it started, some cracking stories and some I can relate to.

First game for me was the 1968 opener at home against Chelsea, I was ten and my uncle stuck me on a kop barrier and fucked off !

I'm hopeless at remembering match details and all that, but think Tony Hately scored a hat trick and we won 3-1. As expected though I saw  fuck all, I was removed from the barrier as soon as the teams come out, and spent the rest of the match getting helped back on it ( never the  same barrier twice though !)

What I do remember vividly though was the noise from the kop, it was fuckin incredible, it had to be it held 28,000 then. No matter what noise we make now, there was twice as many people on the kop then, in a smaller, more enclosed space, it was unbelievable.

Next went the game on Keegans debut ( 3-1 again ! ) and was a regular on the kop until it's final day, some fantastic memories, St Etienne probably the best.

Went to tons of away games in the mid 70's to mid 80's, some great laughs, but some very scary times. The worst had to the manc replay at maine rd in 85 ?.  Got parts of the kippax terrace hurled at us throughout the whole game,  bolts from the barriers in particular suddenly rained down on us clanging of our barriers.

That was the game with ' the fence ' incident afterwards when their was full blown madness going on around the dark, narrow Maine Rd streets until the early hours.

The manc bizzies on horses mostly  let it happen, they weren't interested.Another scary night was a midweek game at Boro, we took one coach ! We got legged by loads of what we thought were sound ' older' fans, just as well we were quicker than them.

We drew that game 1-1,I'm  sure Terry Mac scored first for us, the cries of ' you're gonna get your fuckin heads kicked in' came from all sides of that little boro shithole.

As often happened in those days, the coach was never in the same place ( or condition ) as when you left  it,  and when we finally found it,every window was smashed, it was fucking freezing on the way home,and dangerous cos every now and again some loose glass would come flying through the coach.

Another thing that always happened on coach trips was the raid on the motorway  services, those places really were robbed soft !
« Last Edit: August 28, 2008, 07:49:25 pm by Alloy »
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« Reply #310 on: August 28, 2008, 08:07:54 pm »
Nice one Alloy. It's fucking great to chat with other auld arses. But don't say too much in here or you will be kicked off.
Mods... that's nothing to do ith Alloy. It's PC me.
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« Reply #311 on: August 28, 2008, 08:32:01 pm »
And ther'll be sun sun sun
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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #312 on: August 28, 2008, 08:58:09 pm »
Anyone know the tune to this song? I've been wondering about it for ages but no-one seems to know, I'm guessing its from the 60s.  I've copied the first verse from the songs page on here.

Down Anfield Way the world is gay
All Kopites are to tingle,
With rows and rows of crimson flags
From Bootle up to Dingle.
The toast is to eleven men
Who wear the scarlet jersey.
Their names will live forever more
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« Reply #313 on: August 28, 2008, 09:30:18 pm »
Nah sorry lad. But good one
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« Reply #314 on: August 28, 2008, 09:50:00 pm »
And ther'll be sun sun sun

Had a good day then mate  ;D

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« Reply #315 on: August 28, 2008, 10:00:33 pm »
Any idea of the tune to this one mate? 'You get more noise from a packet of crisps than you do from the Gwladys Street'. I'm guessing at 'old mcDonald had a farm', but I'm often wrong on these of things! Is it an old chant is it?

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« Reply #316 on: August 29, 2008, 01:19:35 pm »
Just a quick appology for me drunkeness last night. Soft auld twat. But nowadays I honestly don't get like that unless there's a Y in the day.

Anyway, a thought occured to me and no use asking the kids... but do any of you old fucker's think Kuyt is a bit like Craig Johnston, or am I just getting senile?
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« Reply #317 on: August 29, 2008, 01:22:45 pm »
P.S... Alloy that replay at Maine rd was indeed the most scary away I have ever been at and I was at some scary ones mate.
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« Reply #318 on: August 29, 2008, 01:25:39 pm »
Anyway, a thought occured to me and no use asking the kids... but do any of you old fucker's think Kuyt is a bit like Craig Johnston, or am I just getting senile?

Creeping in at the far post and bundling the ball over the line? Certainly seen Craig do that on one (unforgettable) occasion.
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« Reply #319 on: August 29, 2008, 01:45:42 pm »
Yorky lad, Thank fuck for that. I thought it was me going mental. But the way he plays, Kuyt doesn't half remind me of Johnstone.
I honestly think the main difference between the 2 is the time they played in. I'm honestly not saying Dirk is good enough, but you've got to love the lad for the effort.
I suppose it's a sign of the times we live in... Johnstone went on to become a hero. Poor Dirky get's slatted no matter what he does.
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