2 year ban upheld, starting next year.
With closer financial scrutiny to follow.
Cost-cutting at City, leading to them being kicked out of the Pontins Ainsdale.
Guardiola stages a sit-in in the carpark, which becomes a hipster pilgrimage.
Kevin De Bruyne opens a wine bar to deal with the influx of tossers.
Sterling joins Manchester United, saying it's always been a dream to play for Roy Hodgson.
Sergio Aguero reinvents himself as a popular olden-days Panini sticker.