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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #40 on: April 27, 2019, 09:54:54 am »
City. You're Dyching with death.  ;)


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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #41 on: April 27, 2019, 09:58:12 am »
Not sure about those bees on their badge mind you. Come on Burnley.

Fuck the bees.  There is some sort of mutant Liverduck on top!

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2019, 09:59:16 am »
Sean Dyche will love it if Sean Dyche can get one over on Guardiola.

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #43 on: April 27, 2019, 10:10:59 am »
Dyche Dyche baby.

Stop!
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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #44 on: April 27, 2019, 10:22:27 am »
My tic is I’ve been wearing a white shirt, black jumper and lfc tie into work lately, like I’ve taken to doing during our run-ins when there’s something at stake (doing this since our run in 2014 when I started matching Brendan’s outfits).

Was running out the door late yesterday and didn’t have time, so I just grabbed the first ones on the hangers.  Midway through the day I realised I was actually dressed in claret-and-blue.  It’s a sign lads.

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #45 on: April 27, 2019, 10:42:14 am »
My tic is I’ve been wearing a white shirt, black jumper and lfc tie into work lately, like I’ve taken to doing during our run-ins when there’s something at stake (doing this since our run in 2014 when I started matching Brendan’s outfits).

Was running out the door late yesterday and didn’t have time, so I just grabbed the first ones on the hangers.  Midway through the day I realised I was actually dressed in claret-and-blue.  It’s a sign lads.

Hope it’s not the one you wore in 13/14 when we needed favours off Villa and West Ham in the final week!

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #46 on: April 27, 2019, 11:33:06 am »
No chance Burnley will gat anything, they lost 5-0 in both League, & FA Cup against City this season, although that was at the Emptyhad, City will win the usual 2 or 3-0.
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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #47 on: April 27, 2019, 11:39:19 am »
Dyche Dyche baby.

Stop!
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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #48 on: April 27, 2019, 11:44:46 am »
Thank you for the Dyche
Those endless Dyche, those sacred Dyche you gave me
I'm thinking of the Dyche
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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #49 on: April 27, 2019, 11:52:18 am »
No chance Burnley will gat anything, they lost 5-0 in both League, & FA Cup against City this season, although that was at the Emptyhad, City will win the usual 2 or 3-0.

Wrong

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #50 on: April 27, 2019, 12:02:57 pm »
No chance Burnley will gat anything, they lost 5-0 in both League, & FA Cup against City this season, although that was at the Emptyhad, City will win the usual 2 or 3-0.

Again, Burnley were properly shite for the first half of the season. It was only really from about New Year, at the earliest, that they started getting their act together. The most recent of those games you mentioned was in January, the FA cup tie, in which they rested key players like Barnes, Woods, Mee and Westwood. They knew by then that the league needed to be the only priority and that if it wasn't they'd end up relegated. They went back to a more typical Burnley way of playing and sorted themselves out. This isn't going to be nearly as straight forward as many people think it is.

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #51 on: April 27, 2019, 12:05:46 pm »
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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #52 on: April 27, 2019, 12:08:40 pm »
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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #53 on: April 27, 2019, 12:20:16 pm »
My tic is I’ve been wearing a white shirt, black jumper and lfc tie into work lately, like I’ve taken to doing during our run-ins when there’s something at stake (doing this since our run in 2014 when I started matching Brendan’s outfits).

Was running out the door late yesterday and didn’t have time, so I just grabbed the first ones on the hangers.  Midway through the day I realised I was actually dressed in claret-and-blue.  It’s a sign lads.

That worked out well didn't it?

Go and set fire to your wardrobe now, fucking jinx ;D

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #54 on: April 27, 2019, 12:37:50 pm »
No chance Burnley will gat anything, they lost 5-0 in both League, & FA Cup against City this season, although that was at the Emptyhad, City will win the usual 2 or 3-0.

At home, they Drew 1-1 last season, lost 1-2 the season before, won 1-0 the one before. Turf Moor isn't an easy place to go, they got the 2-2 draw at Chelsea that has kept them up, they'll be in the mood for this.
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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #55 on: April 27, 2019, 12:56:14 pm »
Like some posters on here and other threads, I'd like it wet and windy at Turf Moor tomorrow, please
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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #56 on: April 27, 2019, 01:03:50 pm »
That worked out well didn't it?

Go and set fire to your wardrobe now, fucking jinx ;D
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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #57 on: April 27, 2019, 01:05:41 pm »
No chance Burnley will gat anything, they lost 5-0 in both League, & FA Cup against City this season, although that was at the Emptyhad, City will win the usual 2 or 3-0.

All about opinions etc etc..but I'm the ultimate optimist. With my attitude I'm still buzzing after last night like we'd won the title already, because I believe Burnley might grab a draw tomorrow.

If you think your way, it takes the gloss off last nights brilliant result and the feel good factor it left us with.

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #58 on: April 27, 2019, 01:06:51 pm »
I have said a lot of bad things about Burnley, its football club, its people.

It was all true.

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #59 on: April 27, 2019, 09:11:43 pm »
No chance Burnley will gat anything, they lost 5-0 in both League, & FA Cup against City this season, although that was at the Emptyhad, City will win the usual 2 or 3-0.

They got a point out of this game last season. Anything is possible. Each game starts at 0-0.

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #60 on: April 28, 2019, 01:28:31 am »
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Re: Burnley Football Club
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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #62 on: April 28, 2019, 01:36:35 am »
If they get a draw/win tomorrow and we win the league, I’ll shave my beard into a disc beard and dye it ginger.
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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #63 on: April 28, 2019, 01:41:49 am »
One of my best mates is a Burnley fan, I've told him if they get a result tomorrow I will either drive to Bristol to bum him as a thank you or treat him to a night out. His decision.

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #64 on: April 28, 2019, 01:50:33 am »
A great bunch of lads
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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #65 on: April 28, 2019, 01:51:41 am »
One of my best mates is a Burnley fan, I've told him if they get a result tomorrow I will either drive to Bristol to bum him as a thank you or treat him to a night out. His decision.

Why not both? A nice night out followed by a good bumming.
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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #66 on: April 28, 2019, 02:22:08 am »
Why not both? A nice night out followed by a good bumming.
If they win and not draw then he might get that lucky [emoji12]

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #67 on: April 28, 2019, 02:37:45 am »
Live and let Dyche, I always say.
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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #68 on: April 28, 2019, 02:41:50 am »
Burnley v Man City

Ref: Paul Tierney

He's had 11 City matches all comps....10 wins, 1 loss
( Four matches this season, the Newcastle 2-1 City match and Watford twice 1-2 A, 3-1 H, along with Soton away 1-3.)

He's had 10 Burnley matches. all comps.. 4 W, 2 D, 4 L.
He did one match of theirs this season Burnley 1-3 Watford.
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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #69 on: April 28, 2019, 03:20:49 am »
Dyche Dyche baby.

Stop!

Claret time!

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #70 on: April 28, 2019, 03:34:26 am »
No chance Burnley will gat anything, they lost 5-0 in both League, & FA Cup against City this season, although that was at the Emptyhad, City will win the usual 2 or 3-0.
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In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #71 on: April 28, 2019, 08:21:09 am »
Captain Dyche already ate his breakfast I suppose. What do you think he had for breakfast?

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #72 on: April 28, 2019, 09:17:02 am »
Not expecting anything from them because I know my hopes will go out the window once City scores inside 5 minutes. But I do hope Burney absolutely twat them and break a few legs, simply for the baldy twat Pep thinking he's already won the league.

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #73 on: April 28, 2019, 09:29:57 am »
Captain Dyche already ate his breakfast I suppose. What do you think he had for breakfast?

He gargled gravel
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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #74 on: April 28, 2019, 09:32:41 am »
He gargled gravel

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #75 on: April 28, 2019, 09:36:06 am »
I have said a lot of bad things about Burnley, its football club, its people.

It was all true.

Just call a truce. Bit like that Xmas football match in the trenches.

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #76 on: April 28, 2019, 09:37:54 am »
If they win and not draw then he might get that lucky [emoji12]

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Re: Burnley Football Club
« Reply #77 on: April 28, 2019, 09:50:43 am »
This has goal draw written all over. Burnley with a 2-1 lead and City scoring in injury time to make it 2-2.

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« Reply #78 on: April 28, 2019, 09:52:08 am »
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« Reply #79 on: April 28, 2019, 10:02:54 am »
Just call a truce. Bit like that Xmas football match in the trenches.

If they get something then I will call it a truce with those anti football, xenophobic, Brexit gang of c*nts.

If not, then the abuse is getting dialled up to 11.